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The B-Team Audiobook

The B-Team: The Human Division, Episode 1

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Colonial Union Ambassador Ode Abumwe and her team are used to life on the lower end of the diplomatic ladder. But when a high-profile diplomat goes missing, Abumwe and her team are last-minute replacements on a mission critical to the Colonial Union’s future. As the team works to pull off their task, CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson discovers there’s more to the story of the missing diplomats than anyone expected... a secret that could spell war for humanity.

The B-Team is a tale from John Scalzi's The Human Division, a series of self-contained but interrelated short stories set in the Old Man's War universe.

Listen to the complete edition of The Human Division, the fifth full-length book by John Scalzi in the Old Man's War universe.

©2012 John Scalzi (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Mel Aclaro ANAHEIM, CA, United States 05-01-13
    Mel Aclaro ANAHEIM, CA, United States 05-01-13 Member Since 2008

    My wife says she can read me like an open book. Though she regrets not being able to shut me up the same way. :)

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    "Not a fan of the 'episode' format"

    Since this is just Episode 1, I'll have to reserve my full judgment until after I get a few more ep's into this series. But, for now, I can say I'm not a fan of the episodic format.

    I'm tuning in because author John Scalzi AND narrator William Dufris have "cred" with me from the first 3 books of the Old Man's War series. Those are the ONLY reasons I'm tolerating this episodic / serial type format thingy. Also, I recognize that creative types have to try new things to keep their creative juices flowing. So, I support Mr. Scalizi's experimentation here as far as that goes.

    That's it for now! Tune in next time, for Mel's Review of... THE HUMANNNN... DIVISION. (Cue music... Fade to black.) :-\

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    Amazon Customer 04-23-13
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    "The story is good but listening can get annoying"
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    This could be a really great audio book if the author could just write his dialog descriptive a bit better. It's really the only thing holding this book and this series back. After listening to all the installments in this serial I really wanted to choke him too. He said. She said. He said. She said. He said. She said. All the stories have great flair but he can't take the time to give us more description of how the characters talk instead of just stating, he said - she said? Come on, can't his imagination stretch to cover that? Why aren't they groaning morosely or stammering anxiously or laughing maniacally? Perhaps it's something one glosses over when you're reading the written word in a book but when you hear it incessantly in the audio version you eventually want to scream and claw someone's eyes out. At least I did anyway. The narrator did a good job considering what he had to overcome. Still overall, the stories themselves are good. They are witty and funny and entertaining. I think the Dog King is my favorite in the serial.

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    Lynx1578 03-27-13
    Lynx1578 03-27-13
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    "Dick and Jane Publishing"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    That would depend on how good of a friend they are. If they are a good friend I would recommend they buy this book to evaluate this author before spending more money on his other books. If they are a not so good friend I would recommend they buy one of this authors other more expensive books. If they are a really good friend I would tell them not to wast their time and money but if they insisted I would let them listen to my download of this audio book so they could evaluate it before spending any money on it or any of this authors other books.


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    I thought the Narrator did ok considering what he had to work with.


    Any additional comments?

    “Look, Jane, look! I have a manuscript for a new book,” Dick said. “Oh, I like new books,” Jane said. “It is for a science fiction book written by John Scalzi,” Dick said. ”Oh, I like his books,” Jane said. “Me too,” Dick said. “Let’s publish it right away,” Jane said. “That is what I said when Sally said that Jack said that John said that he hoped we would publish his book,” Dick said. “John said that?” Jane said. “That is what Sally said Jack said John said,” Dick said. “I am glad you said what you said when Sally said Jack said John said that,” Jane said. “You said it!” Dick said. “Ruff! Ruff!” Spot said.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kindle Customer mount tabor, NJ United States 03-10-13
    Kindle Customer mount tabor, NJ United States 03-10-13 Member Since 2016
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    "Another great listen from Scalzi"
    What made the experience of listening to The B-Team the most enjoyable?

    The B team takes place in the familiar universe of "Old Man's War" and is a welcome continuation of tales from that universe


    Any additional comments?

    A great listen

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    Dave Wylie, TX, United States 03-07-13
    Dave Wylie, TX, United States 03-07-13 Member Since 2016
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    "An Episode, Not a Book"

    The Human Division is a departure for John Scalzi. It is a book(ish) in the Old Man's War universe, but published in an episodic nature. I am intrigued because he seems to try out different styles with the episodes, and from different perspectives, but maintains the story line throughout (granted I am only half way through at this point). I love his return to Old Man’s War. He revisits lesser characters from previous books, but from a different aspect. This is reminiscent of George R.R Martin’s change of story perspective throughout the Game of Thrones epic, but without killing of all your favorite characters. I can only hope Scalzi learns a lesson from Anne McCafferty’s Pern novels, that there is infinite story potential once a solid foundation has been laid (feel free to write 30 more books).

    WARNING: DON’T BUY THESE WITH CREDITS: Before you buy any episodes with credits, LOOK AT THE PRICE. Audible has priced these episodes at a about a buck a piece, but have done us a disservice buy adding their default “OR 1 CREDIT”. We generally think a credit gives us a full 12 to 40 hour book. If you don’t pay attention, this episodic “book” could cost you 13 credits (virtually $130), or it could be $13 if you bought each episode with actual money. I believe, in the future, Audible will offer “The Human Division” for a single credit, just as was Jim Butcher’s “Side Jobs”, a collection of Dresden short stories. However, that does not help us now.

    In summary, good move Scalzi, bad move Audible.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Laura Beegle Pittsburgh, PA United States 02-25-13
    Laura Beegle Pittsburgh, PA United States 02-25-13
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    "Fun story, hints of larger plot"

    I enjoyed Old Man's War and was glad to see other stories set in that universe. I think the format of linked short stories will be fun. This story sets the stage for some intrigue and mystery well without making it feel like the story was unfinished. I'm looking forward to the next one!

    It's the same narrator as Old Man's War that I thought did a wonderful job of portraying the kind of thoughtful and circumspect view of older adults in the story.

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    J S BROOKLYN, NY, United States 02-11-13
    J S BROOKLYN, NY, United States 02-11-13 Member Since 2011

    SHopper

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    "I believe the short sory is hard to do."
    If you could sum up The B-Team in three words, what would they be?

    I enjoyed the story. I am appreciative John Scalzi's skill to tell a story, screen play, or to help make theater in my mind with written words. I am looking for and reading the stuff he done. I think author is adept writing for television, theater, or movie script story production. Characters are developed but there is a common culture, and era of time of current popular culture. I think tis is something that older readers will discern.

    The narration is excellent and performs great. The narration performance is as much the story as the written material. Not everybody gets excellent evaluation from me. However, it does seem so at times. I believe the level of pnarration performance talent out here is high in the common market of narration performers.

    I await the science fiction next production from Mr. Scalzi. I will read collections of even shorter stories he has recently appears.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Not a short story.


    Have you listened to any of William Dufris’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    None I recall..
    I am seeking to experience more.


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    Mark Brewster, NY, United States 02-15-13
    Mark Brewster, NY, United States 02-15-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Its 69 cents."

    Worth every penny.....all 69 of them. I'm sure if you add up all the books it would cost way more than a credit, at half the listening time.

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    Todd Purgason 02-14-13 Member Since 2014
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    "Finally John Scalzi Clean Enough To Listen to"
    What did you like best about this story?

    Short and sweet and funny


    What about William Dufris’s performance did you like?

    Always love Williams performances


    Any additional comments?

    I love Scalzi's work he is wicked funny, but most his books just beat me down with all the swearing. It is nice to enjoy his talent without that trash.

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    Jammie THATCHER, UT, United States 02-06-13
    Jammie THATCHER, UT, United States 02-06-13 Member Since 2011

    JamTheBaker

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    "So bad it's good!"

    The most terrible, cheese, awesome story I have read in a while. It's so so so bad. I loved it!

    Having only read the first installment I can't be sure, but I think Scalzi is going for an epic Space Opera. I suspect it will end up more of a Space Matinee.

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