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Some Girls Bite Audiobook

Some Girls Bite: Chicagoland Vampires, Book 1

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They killed me. They healed me. They changed me. Sure, the life of a graduate student wasn't exactly glamorous, but it was mine. I was doing fine until Chicago's vampires announced their existence to the world---and then a rogue vampire attacked me. But he only got a sip before he was scared away by another bloodsucker...and this one decided that the best way to save my life was to make me the walking undead. Turns out my savior was the master vampire of Cadogan House. Now I've traded sweating over my thesis for learning to fit in at a Hyde Park mansion full of vamps loyal to Ethan "Lord o' the Manor" Sullivan. Of course, as a tall, green-eyed, four-hundred-year-old vampire, he has centuries' worth of charm, but unfortunately he expects my gratitude---and servitude. Right. But my burgeoning powers (all of a sudden, I'm surprisingly handy with some serious weaponry), an inconvenient sunlight allergy, and Ethan's attitude are the least of my concerns. Someone's still out to get me. Is it the rogue vampire who bit me? A vamp from a rival House? An angry mob bearing torches? My initiation into Chicago's nightlife may be the first skirmish in a war---and there will be blood.

Bite into another Chicagoland Vampires novel.

©2009 Chloe Neill (P)2010 Tantor

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    Moriah Ruckersville, VA, United States 03-31-12
    Moriah Ruckersville, VA, United States 03-31-12
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    "Horrible story with so much potential"
    What disappointed you about Some Girls Bite?

    The entire book was listening to a whiney sorority girl. The only interesting part was the last ten minutes.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Chloe Neill again?

    Probably not.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Cynthia Holloway?

    The woman who narrates the Kim Harrison Rachel Morgan series would have made this less painful to listen to.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    The story had so much potential, but didn't go anywhere. The main characters had potential but did nothing with it.


    9 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Troublemer 05-25-16
    Troublemer 05-25-16 Member Since 2016

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    "Great Story"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    yes. This book has it all. It funny and has lots of action.



    What other book might you compare Some Girls Bite to and why?

    The Merci Thompson series by Patricia Briggs


    What does Cynthia Holloway bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    I think i would miss out on the emotions from each character.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh and laugh. Marette is so funny. She seems to always be in trouble.


    Any additional comments?

    I have never read any of Chloe Neils books before but i will be reading more. I love the Merci Thompson books and this series reminds me a lot of that series. She gets turned into a vampire and then challenges the master of the house without even realizing it. Trouble seems to follow Marette around. I recommend this book .

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jeanah_99 08-19-13
    Jeanah_99 08-19-13 Member Since 2016

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    "Good but Need more romance!"

    This is a new series for me! We have vampires along with other supernatural beings. Which I hope she will touch more on as I get into the series. This first book takes us through how Merritt becomes a vamp and what her roll will be within the vampire world. This takes up most of the book however there is an underline mystery to solve which affects Merritt very personally. I was unable to predict the ending although looking back I prob should have. It was fun and kept me entertained. I would have liked to see more romance. There is a bit of sexual tension but I am one who likes the full show.
    It also helps that I recognize the area that the book is base. Being from IL makes the story a bit more "real".

    If you like vampires and a light read. This is for you! However if you really want the romance perhaps a different series is more for you. I plan on reading the next couple books. See if anything comes of that tension.





    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly Ungelbach Michigan 05-08-13
    Kelly Ungelbach Michigan 05-08-13 Member Since 2007
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    "Enjoyable"

    I liked the book. The premise was interesting with a few changes from the regular 'vampire' mythos and I liked the characters. I would have enjoyed seeing a little more of the material Merit was studying as a grad student but that's just personal preference. I didn't guess who the bad guy was until the very end and I'm looking forward to listening to the next book. I always enjoy listening to Cynthia Holloway as a narrator.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    John 02-11-13
    John 02-11-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Hooked me"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    So it's chick lit vampire style, but I am a 50 year old conservative guy who got hooked on a pretty good series with these novels.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Some Girls Bite?

    Meeting Mallory


    What does Cynthia Holloway bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Voices


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    I laughed a place or two. But a 50 year old gentlemans perspective on some of this humor is different than the target audience's!


    Any additional comments?

    Long live Merit...

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    R. O'Hare 05-31-12
    R. O'Hare 05-31-12 Member Since 2016

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    "Middle school stuff - ugh"

    Combine the dialog and values of a social climbing, boy crazy, fashion conscious middle school girl (who is constantly denying is she is social climbing, boy crazy, and fashion conscious) with fantasies about being a bad-ass 27 year old vampire who wears big girl tight pants; add some pink cupcakes; and voila...you have this story. I got through it, but have no desire to follow the series.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Paranormal Pam 07-20-11

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    "Great story, iffy mechanics, poor narrator."

    This is a great story with a dynamic plot. The author, however, is the queen of adverbs sometimes sprinkling two or three in one sentence. This is sometimes distracting and seems to me to be sophmoric in writing mecahnics. The narrator - what can I say? If Thurston Howell III and Lovey from Gilligan's Island has a daughter - it would be this narrator. Her inflections are highbrow and wrong. She also mis-pronouces words from time to time.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Megan Muldrow, OK, United States 02-21-11
    Megan Muldrow, OK, United States 02-21-11 Member Since 2009
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    "Mediocre first in series"

    This is mediocre in several ways. The majority of this novel is spent on world-building (and it is not a complex world, nothing like in the Kate Daniels series) and the introduction of major players. There is no cohesive story or conflict or mystery, so the novel really meanders around with no arc. The writing is colorful and accented with verbs and adverbs, which is sometimes nice, and sometimes overly flowery.

    I agree with the other reviewers who said that the narrator is... problematic. I can't tell the difference between characters in dialogue, and she is a bit Shatner-esque. And yes, her pronunciation is strange. She says the word "coiffed" as "COYffed," and the word "contemplative" as "contem-PLAY-tive." It's like she went through the dictionary and picked out the most obscure, but still correct, pronunciations. It's frustrating.

    11 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    Steven The Woodlands, TX, United States 01-26-11
    Steven The Woodlands, TX, United States 01-26-11 Member Since 2006
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    "Mediocre at best."

    I couldn't get into this audio book. The plot seemed like just a rehash of a story that's been told over and over again. Not horrible, but definitely not engaging enough to make me continue on with the series. I have to admit a bias against the narrator. I agree with comments made by another reviewer; the transitions between characters were difficult to follow and lacked emotional context.

    8 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    R. New Haven, CT, United States 02-02-11
    R. New Haven, CT, United States 02-02-11 Member Since 2011
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    "ok, but a little draggy"

    This book is smart enough to be entertaining, but there are a lot of parts that are mostly exposition and don't advance the plot much, so it drags a bit at times. I might listen to the rest of the series if I decide I can stomach the narrator. It's very rare that I find a narrator so bad that I am distracted from the story, but if I had realized that this is the same narrator who made me abandon the Morganville Vampires series, I probably wouldn't have downloaded it in the first place. I had assumed that she would never narrate anything but YA books due to the high pitch and nasal quality of her voice. None of the character voices are even tolerably good. Also, she needs to learn how to pronounce words like "mirror" (hint: phonetically).

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful

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