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Real Vampires Do It in the Dark Audiobook

Real Vampires Do It in the Dark

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After his disownment, Matheus finds himself more confused than ever. He lashes out, losing Quin, the one constant presence in his new life. Alone, penniless, and clueless, Matheus is forced to carve out a new (un)life, amid the chaos of a hidden war. Friends and enemies, old and new, appear with secrets, betrayals, and a surprising revelations.

Matheus will need all the help he can get, because he isn’t the only making new alliances. His father, insane and desperate, joins with Appollonia Parker, one of the creatures he’d sworn to annihilate. Appollonia doesn’t take being crossed lightly, and she sets out to exterminate Matheus and his newfound family.

Matheus must risk it all to protect his loved ones, and save Quin, one way or another...

©2014 Amy Fecteau (P)2014 Audible Inc.

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    ALLIE 03-04-15
    ALLIE 03-04-15
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    "James Patrick Cronin is fabulous as the narrator!"

    Story line is great but the narrator makes it shine!
    Keep 'me coming Ms. Fecteau and Mr. Cronin! Hope it won't be 1 year. *winks*

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Tom(C) 08-15-16
    Tom(C) 08-15-16
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    "This sequel highly exceeds the original book"

    Pacing is goodand there is a plot. There are a great number of ancillary characters and supporting characters which give the story much more width in filling out the world the main characters are living in. I don't like intimate sex because in reading M/M books because it gets to be boring with constant repetition. In this book the sex takes place out of view of the reader for which I was extremely grateful. If you like werewolves, succubi, and above all vampires this is great series.

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    Tommy J Baker Jr 04-09-16
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    "Great Great Great"
    Where does Real Vampires Do It in the Dark rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Second only to the first in the series.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Matheus because of his sarcastic humorous wit.


    Which character – as performed by James Patrick Cronin – was your favorite?

    Matheus, and it is very important that James Patrick Cronin continues to narrate the series. He is fantastic.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    The most exciting, sarcastically witty and suspenseful vampire movie ever!


    Any additional comments?

    James Patrick Cronin makes every character come to life in this great series by Amy Fecteau. A great read and a fantastic listen.

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    E. lacoste VT 03-15-16
    E. lacoste VT 03-15-16 Member Since 2016

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    "great story telling"

    not to fast, got a good sense of the characters, lots of humor overall good story telling.

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    Wild Pig Texas 01-22-16
    Wild Pig Texas 01-22-16 Member Since 2014
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    I just wanted somebody to slap the crap out of Mathis over and over many times but you manage to have him (and the followers) slap himself properly and man up. You added such wonderful humor to this book, Joan has become one my favorite side characters, and Freddy showing up made me shiva' with anticipation, and the cliff hanger at the end only makes for anticipation of the next more delicious. I like the way you are handling the gay sex too...not too much, but just enough. James, narration was superb again. Listener, I say get it if you liked the first one, and get ready to giggle and at times hang on to the edge of your seat...this series has to be heard in order. It is definitely not a stand alone by book series. Worth it if you like something different about vampires.

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    Newton Abbot, United Kingdom
    7/27/15
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    "A Quality Second Book in the series"

    I enjoy the relationships between characters, witty comebacks and various 'foot-in-mouth' occasions by Matt. The main character grows up in this book and takes on more responsibility somewhat against his will. Very much a reluctant hero.
    I will definitely be buying the next book in the series - such a major cliffhanger at the end!!!

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