Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer....
Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, the eatery's owner, offers them $100 to take care of her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a werewolf and Earl's a vampire, this looks right up their alley. But the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg.
Seems someone's out to drive Loretta from the Diner, and more than willing to raise a little Hell on Earth if that's what it takes. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner's troubles, they'll run into such otherworldly complications as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, and the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe - just maybe - the End of the World, too.
Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil's All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone - before ripping it out of its socket!
©2009 A. Lee Martinez (P)2009 Macmillan Audio
"Fans of Douglas Adams and Joe R. Lansdale...will happily sink their teeth into this combo platter of raunchy laughs and ectoplasmic ecstasy." (Publishers Weekly)
The characters are nicely drawn -- most are, at least. I would have fun getting to know them better.
The main adversary is a bit mono-dimensional. She could be improved. There are a few hyper-bombasic things in it that could be dialed down.
Duke. He es a a bit "the Dude" :-)
The voice performance is really great. It makes me laugh, yes.
Did not read the print edition but t he audio edition was pretty fantastic!
Duke. The Werewolf. He just was. Noble, fierce, passive, powerful, discerning, smart and yet just a country bumpkin (if I can use that word).
Yes. Just finished Divine Misfortune! Fred is one of the greatest!
Just "Duke and Earl."
A lot of cursing, but I do understand the nature of the setting of the novel. I wanted to listen to this with my children but too much cursing.
red neck monsters
I love the zombie cows
good voice characterizations
we got zombie cows
we need more A. Lee Martinez on audible
This is the standard that all audiobooks should aspire to. Clever story telling and a great performance. The most enjoyable audiobook I have ever heard. Period.
If you are familiar with A. Lee Martinez then you know that I can not do justice to the story by recapping it. Suffice to say it is one of the author's best books.
If you are not familiar with the author but know you enjoy horror with an irreverent twist, and total off-the-wall bizarreness, then listen to the clip, and then buy the book.
Definitely a different type of story. It's not gut bustingly funny by any means but it is a fun read. You end up with a Vampire, a Ghost, and a Werewolf. Sounds like Being Human but it's more Hitchhiker's Guide to the Paranormal.
Not for a while, I am a one listen girl
Zombie Cows, great idea
I thought the narrator was really good
No, there were a couple of uncomfortable bits but thats just because I dont like to think about other peoples intimate struggles.
This is a fun listen with great characters.Its the kind of book you can listen too when you just want to be entertained and have a laugh. Quirky but really fun.
I was really hoping to find another laugh aloud funny author, and had high hopes for Lee Martinez. This book was certainly entertaining, and the narrator did a fine job drawing out the humor, but I smiled more than laughed. The main characters are well depicted and engaging, and their nonchalance in the face of the bizarre was fun. But I found the asides and incidental comments more enjoyable than the plot itself, which felt a little predictable. I'd listen to another of his books after this, but with slightly lower expectations.
The narrator's voice is a little bit grating. When he's doing dialogue it's fine, but the actually narrator ends up being rather obnoxious. I managed to listen to the whole thing though, and the story/writing is solid.
I have no idea who the audience of the book is for. It is not a horror novel as it lacks the frights and suspense. It is not a comic novel as I never laughed once while listening (but the writer did attempt to be funny). It is also not really a fun or light hearted romp; but rather something that had to be endured.
The characters were a parade of stereotypes or personality types. The writter turns Dracula and a werewolf into rednecks but does nothing really interesting with them. The plot involves some sort of curse but I could not get invested enough in the characters to really care about what happend to them.
As a whole a real dull; uninspired piece or writting. Although it is not AWFUL I would definitely not reccomend it.
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