The next time that squeaky clean pair of LDS elders comes knocking on your door, they're in for a surprise! Find out the secrets the Mormon Church would rather you didn't know (and for which they paid plenty of money to keep hushed up unsuccessfully!)
In this first book of The Complete Heretic's Guide to World Religion series, historian and award-winning atheist author Dave Fitzgerald takes us behind the Salt Lake curtain for a glimpse at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and answers your questions: Where did this multi-billion dollar tax-exempt corporation come from? Did Joseph Smith really sleep with all those women? Are the Mormons going to take over the whole world, and if so, is there any way to stop them?
But that's not all! Learn about the bizarre, oxymoronic world of Mormon archeology and discover their strange beliefs - not just all the crazy stuff you already know, but all the truly twisted things you never even suspected - including the astounding shocking skeletons rattling around in the closet of the Mormon church hierarchy.
Don't miss out on this fun, informative and painstakingly researched historical romp by the highly praised and award-winning author of Nailed: Ten Christian Myths that Show Jesus Never Existed at All. So when the missionaries show up on your doorstep, you'll have plenty to discuss with them.... Later days, Saints!
The Complete Heretic's Guide to Western Religion. Because religion isn't just wrong. It's hilarious.
©2013 David Fitzgerald (P)2013 Dogma Debate, LLC
The author has an ax to grind, and he sharpens his ax beautifully. It's funny and well documented, full of illuminating history from the goofy and occasionally violent days of the Mormons.
A less than stellar reading, though. Although the narrator is a likable radio host, he offers many cringe-worthy mispronunciations that detract from the flow. ("Ec cetera" is particularly jarring, as it occurs in the text frequently. If that sort of thing doesn't bother you, then buy the book.) I had to decode "cholera" when it was pronounced ko-LER-uh. I lost half a paragraph figuring that out.
This narrative was absolutely riveting to me as a Mormon! After the Church published the gospel topics essays revealing previously suppressed information, I realized I had to consult outside sources for the entire truth. Its time we know the true history of the one true church of God on earth.
Say something about yourself!
The subject matter of the book is good; I didn't learn anything new, but the presentation was very amusingly written. For those not familiar with Mormonism from the outside, it's a good overview, if perhaps a little cheeky.
However, the narrator's constant and consistent mispronunciations often threw me out of the narrative. If you are going to do a book about Mormonism, at least learn to pronounce some of the place names, personal names, and words correctly. Just a few examples:
- Palmyra (pal-MY-rah, not pal-MEE-rah -- I live about 30 minutes away from it)
- Deseret (DEZ-er-et, not DESS-er-et - like "desert")
- Ervil LeBaron, not Evril LeBaron (to be charitable, he may have been reading a typo)
- Jon Krakauer (KRA-kow-er, not "cracker")
- Sheepishly, not sheeplishly
- Prodigal (PRAH-dih-gul) son, not prodigial (prah-DIHJ-ee-al) son
There are many, many other examples, but this shows a certain lack of direction and editing, as well as some ignorance by the narrator.
I've never had to write a review in which I loved it and struggled to finish it. there are some hilarious parts of the book that are worth the price alone. very insightful things as well. There are, unfortunately, tremendously grizzly and sociopathic Deeds Done in the name of Joseph Smith in this book. I give this warning... there are entire chapters that will make you Furious. having said that, I urge all my friends to read it.
It was the most hilarious book I have ever listened to, and did learn 1000 facts about Mormonism that wanted me to dig in my back yard, say I found a golden notebook, and then start taking in 20 billion bucks a year, as the Mormon church does. They have a way to go before calling themselves Christians, but it did emphasis that we do not want a Mormon in the White House. Quakers on the Moon? Brigham Young surely was wrong on that one. lol Oh Folks, thats only the start.
This book was very cathartic. It brought together all the nagging doubts all Mormons have, and tied them up in a neat little package. I particularly enjoyed the advice on how to talk to "true believing Mormons" about their faith. The Matrix reference was quaint, but the rest was useful.
As a person who has recently left the church, although unofficially this book has shed additional light on who the real Joseph Smith was as well as those around him. Especially his family. It made me angry. It made me embarrassed and I shed quite a few tears. A must read for anyone questioning the church. The only thing that sort of drove me crazy was the narrators lack of getting the names of key people and places both in the BOM and in real life pronounced correctly. Example: Provo, Mosiah, Abinadi, Palmyra, just to name a few. Silly, but it did drive me crazy. 9.5 out of 10.
As a former Mormon, I can honestly say that Mr. Fitzgerald did an amazing job of presenting the complicated history of Mormonism. He had an impeccable way of presenting history, making it incredibly entertaining. Thanks for your time in putting this together.
Fitzgerald did an incredible amount of research for this. He puts it together well, he's as respectful and measured as he can be here. It is a great cultural history and examination. The only weak link is Smalley's narration. On his podcast he's effective and articulate. Reading a prepared work, he is at times stilted and clumsy. He outright pronounces a few words just plain wrong, and he continues to do so throughout the work. It can be a bit distracting.
"A missed opportunity"
I was very interested to find out more about the belief system behind the Mormon religion. This book dragged it out to a point that I couldn't make it to the end of the book. The drab narration didn't help!
So much detail one listen is not enough!
Everything from start to finish!
The detailed account of modern day mormonism.
"A must read for any Mormon, or ex-Mormon"
This would have been 5-stars across the board except for Mr Smalley's mispronunciation of names and places, for example he pronounces Heber as "hehber" when it's actual pronunciation is "heeber". Many such examples throughout the reading. Any good news reader should do research into his subject ... I can't imagine BBC getting something like this wrong!
I was born into a jack-Mormon family but was encouraged to do Sunday School, Boy Scouts, Aaronic priesthood along with my friends. I fell out with the church in my early teens when my bishop couldn't explain why different religions could all claim that God was on their side but not the other. I then wandered between religions for many years, eventually to become an Atheist. Listening to this book has opened my eyes in so many ways and made me really quite angry about all the lies I was told as a youngster making me SOOO glad I have put religion behind me. I think all formal religions, regardless of the label attached (e.g. Mormon, Catholic, Baptist, Muslim, whatever), are divisive and dangerous. Humanism is the only way forward.
"Morons oops Mormons"
How can so many million educated people be taken completely in by this obviously bogus cult. "God" help America and the rest of us.
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