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Of Octopuses and Men
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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My grandparents’ grumpy neighbor is as hot as the lethal Florida sun. And like the sun, he’s bad for me. My taste in men is the worst - just ask my ex and his restraining order.
What am I doing in Florida with my grandparents, you wonder? Well, my best friend is an octopus, and he needs a bigger tank. So, I took a job at an aquarium in the Sunshine State.
I didn’t expect that sexy, long-haired grump to try to buy my octopus for some nefarious purpose. Nor did I expect to make out with him during a late-night swim at the beach.
And the last thing I expected was to run into him on my first day, at my new job, where he’s my boss....
Note: This is a stand-alone, raunchy, slow-burning romantic comedy featuring a sun-phobic marine biologist, her scorching hot grump of a boss, and an octopus who likes to go on walks in his mobile tank. If any of the above is not your cup of tea, run far, far away. Otherwise, buckle in for a laugh-out-loud, feel-good ride.
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Just ok
- By AudioBookHoe on 08-28-20
By: Adriana Herrera
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Single Dad's Virgin
- A Fake Marriage Romance
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: William LeRoy, Minnie Atwood
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Housekeeper for a stunningly handsome, male-model billionaire? Yep, that’s my job and it’s as dreamy as it sounds. I get to live in his ridiculously huge mansion, and all I have to do is take care of his mom and daughter, who are practically family. To top it off, the notoriously bossy Mr. King has been away for business since I started. But he came home today. Liam King looks like he stepped out of a GQ magazine, and the way he undresses me with his eyes should be illegal. He ignites my body. Every part of it. But It doesn’t matter how tempting he is. I can’t have him.
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Great book
- By Donna on 06-28-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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Lost and Found Sisters
- By: Jill Shalvis
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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After losing her sister in a devastating car accident, chef Quinn Weller is finally getting her life back on track. She appears to have it all: a loving family, a dream job in one of LA's hottest eateries, and a gorgeous boyfriend dying to slip an engagement ring on her finger. So why does she feel so empty, like she's looking for a missing piece she can't find?
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Outstanding!
- By Terri C. on 08-06-17
By: Jill Shalvis
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The Troublemaker Next Door
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Anne Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been the day from hell for Maddie Gardner. Instead of offering her a promotion, her boss made a pass at her. After she quit, she got dumped by her lukewarm boyfriend. And then when she's in the middle of a foul-mouthed meltdown in her kitchen, she notices her gorgeous green-eyed neighbor standing there.
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This one could not hold my attention.
- By SS on 07-04-18
By: Marie Harte
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Keeping It Hot
- The Breakfast in Bed Series, Book 1
- By: Sydney Landon
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Zoe Hart owns the coffee shop in one of the hottest upscale resorts in Florida, which is run by her childhood best friend, Dylan Jackson. Even though Dylan is a workaholic, he still finds time to enjoy the beautiful women who pass through his hotel - all of them except Zoe. She has been in love with Dylan for years without him noticing. But with her 30th birthday fast approaching, she realizes she can't keep pining away for a man who doesn't show the merest sign of romantic interest in her.
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Cute and entertaining
- By VAS on 09-09-24
By: Sydney Landon
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Dragon’s Lair
- By: Chantal Fernando
- Narrated by: Eva Christensen
- Length: 5 hrs and 11 mins
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When I found my boyfriend cheating on me, I did something stupid. Or should I say, someone? Because of that mistake, I'm now stuck in a world I don't belong in. I'm a law student. They're criminals. He's the Vice President of a MC. I'm a good girl with a strict upbringing. He's my ex-boyfriend's brother. And I'm screwed.
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Good book not blah blah type romance book
- By Jeanne on 02-15-16
By: Chantal Fernando
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All I Want for Halloween
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Brenda Eddie
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Halloween has always been Sadie Liberato's favorite holiday. She's kept men at a distance since her last break-up, but tonight she plans to let go. Dressed up and anonymous, Sadie feels sexy, powerful, and free. Where better to lose herself than at a masked party? Harrison Gear Blackstone needs a break. Halloween isn't normally his thing, but, after his reality show went downhill, he sees the appeal of hiding his infamous face and cutting loose. Snark and sparks fly when an adult spin-the-bottle game pairs Gear and Sadie together.
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cliché
- By Rebekah on 10-11-23
By: Marie Harte
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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Beautifully Broken
- By: K B Winters
- Narrated by: James Larceny, Summer Morton
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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As an ex-Navy SEAL there are a few guarantees in life. Avoiding relationships is one of them. Dealing with PTSD is another. So when I come across the Reckless Bastards MC, it’s perfect for a man like me. Last thing I expect is to encounter Jana Carter at a painting class. Don’t ask why I was there. I can hardly keep my eyes off of her. She’s a shy, sultry vixen, and she grabs ahold of me so hard, I can’t let go.
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Can the quiet girl save the broken ex-Seal?
- By Reggie on 11-08-18
By: K B Winters
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Finding Mr. Wrong
- By: Joanne Schwehm, A. M. Madden
- Narrated by: Lexie Richmond, C.A. Sorensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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So there I was, on a stage with two other men, being asked ridiculous questions by a woman I couldn't see, but whose voice made my pants tighten - and not around my ankles. Before I knew what was happening, I'd signed up for six weeks in paradise, isolated on an island for 42 days with a complete stranger. And when I finally laid eyes on the sexy brunette who belonged to that voice, a part of me thought this wouldn't be so bad.
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It’s meh
- By Emma the Mizfit on 10-30-18
By: Joanne Schwehm, and others
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About a Dog
- By: Jenn McKinlay
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Mackenzie "Mac" Harris fled her hometown of Bluff Point, Maine after being left at the altar and seeking solace in the arms of her best friend's off-limits brother, Gavin. Seven years later, she's back to attend her best friend's wedding, and she figures she's safe now from the mistakes of her youth. But Gavin, the town's veterinarian, has never forgotten the woman who has always held his heart. And when Mac rescues a stray puppy named Tulip, only Gavin can help.
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I want more dog!
- By Victoria J. Mejia-Gewe on 05-31-17
By: Jenn McKinlay
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Strike
- Gentry Generations
- By: Cora Brent
- Narrated by: Brian Ingram, Desiree Fultz
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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A summer job. That's all it was supposed to be. It never crossed my mind that I was about to collide with a man who would obliterate every plan I ever made. My mother has always warned me that love is like a lightning bolt and it strikes without warning. But I had no intention of getting struck by either lightning or love anytime soon. I'd be too busy finishing my journalism degree and landing a job in a city far more sophisticated than Phoenix. There was certainly nothing in the cards about getting involved with an ex-ballplayer turned nightclub boss.
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worth a read
- By BK on 05-14-18
By: Cora Brent
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Perfectly Oblivious
- The Perfect Series
- By: Robin Daniels
- Narrated by: Casey Turner, George Wickham
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
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Cameron Bates (Cam) could have almost any girl at Franklin High School...except for the one he wants. Unfortunately Bebe seems to be immune to his flirty charm and good looks, which means one of two things: a) she's completely oblivious to how he feels, or b) she's just not into him. If that's the case, declaring his love would be disastrous for their friendship. Bianca Barnes (Bebe) has a huge problem: the universe hates her. Every time she admits feelings for a boy, he ends up falling for her sweet, popular, and beautiful sister Beth.
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Great book told by great narrators
- By Deb C on 02-16-18
By: Robin Daniels
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Touch the Sky
- By: Christina Lee, Nyrae Dawn
- Narrated by: Thomas Fawley, Brandon Bujnowski
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Lucas Barnett and Gabriel Stewart didn't have it easy as kids. They were only trying to deal with bad situations at home when they became lifelines for each other. Their pipe dream was to someday meet in LA, where Lucas would design skyscrapers, and Gabriel would learn to fly. But then Gabriel disappeared without so much as a goodbye, and Lucas got himself in trouble with the law. Five years later, both men are at a loss when they run into each other at a Hollywood bar.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 01-31-19
By: Christina Lee, and others
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- Tllassus
- 04-22-22
Love Eccentric People
The narrators were on point which made this great. You have a FMC obsessed with octopuses, a MMC who loves his manatees, and love blossoms. Thrown in some vegan feasting, a little unintentional drug use, hippy dippy parents, a grandparent with anime porn watching fetish, another grandfather ready to shoot someone and a stalker ex-boyfriend and the hijinks that ensue make you laugh, the sexiness makes you go wow, and the love makes you go awe! Definitely worth the listen.
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- Juliet
- 10-14-22
Fun, truly laugh out loud, cute story
I really enjoyed this book. The narrations were great also. It was a fun light hearted story. Like nothing I have read before Can’t wait to read more of her books and see what the fun sisters get in to.
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- Ap2514
- 04-06-22
Hysterical!
This book had me laughing out loud from the beginning! There is such a quirky and lovable quality about Olive that just makes her irresistible. Her obsession with octopuses, and lack of interest in dolphins, makes her my favorite fictional marine biologist.
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- K.J.H.
- 06-20-22
Of Octopuses and Men
Absolutely hilarious from beginning to end. Couldn't ask for a better listen. Narration was excellent as well.
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- Tasha
- 04-12-22
All you never knew about sea creatures and LAUGHS!
This book was shockingly funny. So much knowledge all packed into a sexy rom com. Prepare to laugh out loud if you can get into the book. But if lots of sea life references aren’t your thing this might not tickle your funny bone as much.
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- Michelle Corley
- 04-30-22
Great Book!!
Being a Floridian not far from all the written action it was a wonderful read. The humor made me laugh out loud, which is rare for me!! Thank you for the good time!!
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- Julie
- 06-28-23
Fun story.
Not much depth or seriousness so it’s a nice light read for anyone looking for something to break up the monotony. The characters are quirky and cute.
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- Jennie @lostinbooklandia
- 04-06-22
Olive & Oliver!!! SOOOO CUTE!!!
I was so excited to read the next Hyman Sisters book by Misha Bell. Of Octopuses and Men was another laugh out loud, slow burn, romantic comedy that had me smiling and feeling happy throughout the whole book. This book was wild, so many quirky characters and full of lots of interesting facts about sea creature. Olive was just as funny as her sisters, but definitely more “normal” in her quirks. Her life revolves around her pet octopus, Beaky, she loves swimming as a mermaid and is obsessed with wearing sunscreen to reduce the chance of getting skin cancer. She clashes with her sexy neighbor, who turns out to be her new boss and his name is Oliver!! How funny is that!! Olive & Oliver!! Can this story get any sillier, LOL. Overall, this story was such a fun read and listen, I enjoyed every minute of it and the narration by Erin Mallon was just phenomenal. Erin did a great job portraying all these crazy, quirky characters, especially bringing Olive & Oliver to life. Let’s not forget Sebastian York’s narration of the epilogue as Oliver, *swoon*. I always look forward to the epilogues and getting a glimpse of the male POV. Cant wait to see what happen’s next with the Hyman sisters, or if Oliver’s brothers will get their story told.
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- carvanz
- 04-06-22
Quirky fun, plenty of steam
Audiobook: Narrators - Erin Mallon and Sebastian York
Ms. Mallon did a remarkable job of bringing to life Olive and her quirky sidekick, Beaky. I loved Beaky while reading this book, but listening to Ms. Mallon’s fun interpretation of how he would sound made this even more fun. The same can be said of any of the interactions with Olive, her family or her friend Fabio. I just couldn’t quit smiling. And laughing. And falling in love with Olive and Oliver. This has very little drama, lots of crazy antics, and so many laugh out loud moments.
I loved this light hearted fun read with its quirky sea creatures and even quirkier characters, a steam level that was nuclear when this couple broke the rules, and an ending that was total satisfaction. Definitely recommend it if you like all of the above.
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- Sue Bowling
- 06-16-22
So fun!
Every book in this world is excellent. the characters are fun, real and I wish all the folks I love could have relationships like the ones in the books. I do wish Beeky was included in the epilogue, that's the only thing missing, for me, in this fun romp!
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