Billionaire Grump

A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales

Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York

Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins

Publisher's summary

Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.

Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.

Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.

If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.

Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.

Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.

Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.

If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

©2023 Misha Bell (P)2023 Misha Bell

Sweet and Hilarious Romantic Comedy!

I read it, and loved it. The audiobook version is perfect! Juno and Lucius's fake relationship is beautifully written, hilarious, cute, engaging, and heartwarming. Juno is such a beautiful character, sassy, feisty, and sunshine. Lucius, a sexy grumpy billionaire, is handsome, and caring. Their slow burn romance is captivating! They are opposites attract, and they are perfect together. Lucius's grandma is a fantastic supporting character. I liked the humor in the story. Outstanding narration from Erin Mallon, and Sebastian York. They are on my list of favorite narrators. I enjoyed it, and I highly recommend it. Misha Bell's writing is amazing! She never disappoints! If you like Romantic Comedy, this one is for you!

Good story

I live in north Florida and when they were using names of places I know very well, I got excited. This is a very good story line.

Short, Sweet and Satisfying

A history geek and a botanist get stuck on an elevator. What can go wrong? Maybe everything goes right. Fun, tantalizing and sexy.

Had me laughing out loud!

I really joyed this book. I was laughing, talking to the book, answering the book!

Funny Rom Com with good narration

Whenever you start a book like this, you know where you’re going to end … it’s really instead about the journey. I laughed out loud with this one, had a good bit of stress relief, and enjoyed where everybody ended up. What more can you ask for?

awesome book!!

this story was so cute I couldn't stop listening. the characters were perfect and so funny. I laughed mostly through the whole book but, of course, had a few tears.

Great story and I highly recommend it!

Loved it!!!

I love the whole plot. I love rooting for the underdog and this case it was Lucis. I love the care and concern they had for each other. This book was really well written. I can’t wait to read more.

Happy listener

Enjoyed the book as well as the narrators . Looking forward to addition books from this writer.

Great fun listen!

Anything narrated by Sebastian York is worth listening to. The female narrator was great too!
Great story and likable characters

The cutest!

This rom-com was the cutest listen!! I enjoyed it so much!! All the characters are relatable and easy to love while the storyline is great!!!!