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Kérozène
- Narrated by: Adeline Dieudonné
- Length: 3 hrs and 49 mins
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Publisher's summary
Drôle comme une comédie, tendu comme un thriller, mordant comme un pamphlet : le retour de la patte Dieudonné !
Une station-service, une nuit d'été, dans les Ardennes. Sous la lumière crue des néons, ils sont douze à se trouver là, en compagnie d'un cheval et d'un macchabée. Juliette, la caissière, et son collègue Sébastien, marié à Mauricio. Alika, la nounou philippine, Chelly, prof de pole dance, Joseph, représentant en acariens... Il est 23h12. Dans une minute tout va basculer. Chacun d'eux va devenir le héros d'une histoire, entre lesquelles vont se tisser parfois des liens. Un livre audio composite pour rire et pleurer ou pleurer de rire sur nos vies contemporaines.
Comme dans son premier roman, La Vraie Vie, l'autrice campe des destins délirants, avec humour et férocité. Elle ne nous épargne rien, Adeline Dieudonné : meurtres, scènes de baise, larmes et rires. Cependant, derrière le rire et l'inventivité débordante, Kerozene interroge le sens de l'existence et fustige ce que notre époque a d'absurde.
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