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What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
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4 out of 5 stars
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ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Heresy of Dragons
- By: Erik Reid
- Narrated by: Chris Graves
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 176
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 165
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Story4 out of 5 stars 164
Not every man can handle a magitech gauntlet that speaks in floating silver text, or a handful of women with unique...needs. I’m not every man. When a bad blind date got worse - like, interdimensional lightning storm worse - I woke up to a realm of dragon women, magical kobolds, and a playful monkey girl with a painful secret. I also accidentally (totally on purpose) stole an ancient artifact in the form of a black gauntlet that bonded with my body and unlocked various new abilities. So what’s the catch? The glove wasn’t meant for me. It was meant for the fabled Hero of Silura.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Those low reviews are kooks, seriously you guys
- By Gavin Markowitz on 01-16-20
By: Erik Reid
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Queen of Thorns
- By: Dave Gross
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 251
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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In the deep forests of Kyonin, elves live secretively among their own kind, far from the prying eyes of other races. Few of impure blood are allowed beyond the nation's borders, and thus it's a great honor for the half-elven Count Varian Jeggare and his hellspawn bodyguard, Radovan, to be allowed inside. Yet all is not well in the elven kingdom: Demons stir in its depths, and an intricate web of politics seems destined to catch the two travelers in its snares.
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3 out of 5 stars
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GREAT STORY!!!!!!
- By Mark on 07-15-16
By: Dave Gross
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Chronicles of a Royal Pet: A Princess and an Ooze
- Royal Ooze Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Ian Rodgers
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 408
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 368
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 368
The world of Erafore is one full of magic and mystery. Heroes battle dragons, mages confront demons, and the gods watch over it all. Yet among these incredible beings, a single creature is born with the power to rewrite the destiny of the land. Taken in as a pet by the princess of the Kingdom of Varia, a mere Ooze will rise to stand in the tide of fate and defend the ones he loves from an encroaching void. But can a monster ever truly become a man?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Boring
- By Humility on 01-09-18
By: Ian Rodgers
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Nightblade
- By: Liane Merciel
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 120
Raised as a wizard-priest in the church of the dark god Zon-Kuthon, Isiem escaped his sadistic masters and became a rebel, leaving behind everything he knew in order to follow his conscience. Now, his unique heritage makes him perfect for a dangerous mission into an ancient dungeon said to hold the magical Nightblade, a weapon capable of slaying devils by the thousands and freeing the world of their fiendish taint.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great story of a dungeon crawl
- By Emilio on 04-04-16
By: Liane Merciel
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The Adventurers Guild
- The Adventurers Guild Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Zack Loran Clark, Nick Eliopulos
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 137
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 120
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In one of the last cities standing after the world fell to monsters, best friends Zed Kagari and Brock Dunderfel have high hopes for the future. Zed desperately wishes to join the ranks of the Mages Guild, where his status as Freestone's only half-elf might finally be an asset. Brock, the roguishly handsome son of merchants, is confident he'll be welcomed into the ranks of the Merchants Guild. But just as it seems the boys' dreams have come true, their lives take a startling turn...and they find themselves members of the perilous Adventurers Guild.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well written and well read.
- By Reviewer on 05-22-19
By: Zack Loran Clark, and others
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Branded
- Master of All, Book 1
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,261
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,052
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,043
When William stumbles through a portal in the middle of Antarctica, he'll suddenly find himself in a world unlike any he's ever known. Now, he's surrounded by monster girls, vicious warlords, and everything in between. Worse, his only weapon is a magical branding iron, which seems to have one skill and one skill only, to overwrite slave brands. Thing is, monster girls seem pretty grateful about being freed from the tyranny of their masters, and with each one he brands, the stronger he becomes.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Disappointed
- By TheBrew on 03-01-20
By: Simon Archer
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Monster Girl Safari Omnibus Edition: Books 1-3
- By: Roland Carlsson
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Follow Luke as he's transported to a world of magic and monsters. A mysterious goddess has tasked the Earthly game warden with protecting an all-female tribe with strange animal features. Cast off from civilization, he must help this isolated jungle people fortify their village against the rapacious Rakhasa, confound a wicked witch, and breed the next generation of monster children.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny, sexy and dangerous adventures continue!
- By Haremsfan on 04-21-23
By: Roland Carlsson
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King of Chaos
- By: Dave Gross
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 205
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 186
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After a century of imprisonment, demons have broken free of the wardstones surrounding the Worldwound. As fiends flood south into civilized lands, Count Varian Jeggare and his hellspawn bodyguard, Radovan, must search through the ruins of a fallen nation for the blasphemous text that opened the gate to the Abyss in the first place - and which might hold the key to closing it. In order to succeed, however, the heroes will need to join forces with pious crusaders, barbaric local warriors, and even one of the legendary god callers.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Yet another good book in the series.
- By Anon on 05-17-19
By: Dave Gross
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Of Light and Darkness
- By: Shayne Leighton
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
Raised by a vampire in a secret society of witches, shifters, and elves, Charlotte finds that she is the freak in her world of magic and wonder. When she stands before an army of impossible obstacles, the likelihood of survival in this coming-of-age modern fairy tale is slim, resulting in a war between light and darkness. Charlotte knows no other home than the one nestled deep in the woods of Eastern Europe, where witches draw spells of enchantment, shifters throw tea parties, and elves are the closest in kin.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beyond amazing with such depth and emotion
- By Rachel on 07-05-16
By: Shayne Leighton
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Temple of Cocidius
- The Complete First Adventure
- By: Maxx Whittaker
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 20 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 443
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 410
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Story4 out of 5 stars 409
I'm Tamlir Kynthelig, mercenary. I lost my home, my family was slaughtered, and my kingdom was usurped. And then things really got bad. I saved King Mynogin and won the honor of a likely-fatal run through the Temple of Cocidius to gain him its treasure. Trust me when I say this isn't a change in my luck. Gathering the temple's eight artifacts has never been accomplished, and a thousand men have perished to its beasts and puzzles.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Should be in the Erotica Section - VERY EXPLICIT
- By Rachael on 06-15-19
By: Maxx Whittaker
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Keeping It Real
- Quantum Gravity, Book 1
- By: Justina Robson
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 107
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 107
In 2015 the Quantum Bomb exploded. An accident at an atom-smasher has fractured reality and opened Earth - now called Otopia - to waves of immigration from other dimensions, home to demons, fairies, elves and elementals. It is now 2021 and Lila Black, a special operative condemned to live as a cyborg after losing her limbs on a dangerous mission, has been assigned as bodyguard to Zal, a charismatic elven rock star.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I made to the end....barely
- By pakkmom on 04-14-09
By: Justina Robson
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Shadow Magic
- Darkling Mage, Book 1
- By: Nazri Noor
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,432
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,294
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,289
The gods are dying. But for one man, death is only the beginning. Murdered as a ritual sacrifice, amateur thief and professional charmer Dustin Graves mysteriously survives, finding himself gifted with strange, dark magic. Then more dead bodies turn up. Some are human, but one is a god of the old world, slain at his own doorstep.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great narration. Story fell short for me.
- By Ryan on 03-26-19
By: Nazri Noor
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A Mark of Kings
- The Shattered Reigns, Book 1
- By: Bryce O'Connor, Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 18 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,968
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,542
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,524
Despite his youth, Declan Idrys knows of the evils of the world. He knows of the bastards and brigands who plague the King's lands, of the monsters skulking in the wooded depths of the realm. Together with his companion, Ryn - a beast of rather peculiar talent - he has spent the last decade of his life beneath the bloody banners of a half-dozen mercenary guilds, hunting precisely such festering wickedness within the borders of Viridian.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A difficult slog
- By Tony G. on 10-07-19
By: Bryce O'Connor, and others
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Dog Wizard
- By: Barbara Hambly
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 65
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 61
The Citadel of Wizards was under siege. Deep in the Vaults beneath the walled city, gates into inhuman realities were opening and closing without warning. Monsters emerged from other dimensions; and ancient, malign magics came to life under the influence of cosmic chaos. Someone was tampering with the Void. The Council of Wizards blamed Antryg Windrose, the rebel mage who had fled their justice to find haven in the City of Angels.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Kept my interest
- By Kenneth on 06-27-13
By: Barbara Hambly
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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5 out of 5 stars
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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- Blackeagle
- 09-18-23
Engrossing and Entertaining
I absolutely loved this book it was entertaining, fun, and fast-paced. I highly recommend this book to anyone who likes adventure and mythological creatures. The plot and characters were strong and fun. This is my honest, unbiased review that I am voluntarily leaving of my own choice.
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- Virginia
- 05-09-19
Fun!
This is a funny fantasy. Albert goes through a trying time with creatures and a witch. His fiancée’s mother gives him cookies and lemonade and when he leaves her house. Her house is suddenly gone. Joshua Carver was excellent narration it!
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- Chris S
- 08-27-22
Very enjoyable sci-fi fantasy pulp
It’s Magic, You Dope by Jack Sharkey is a revived and reprinted fantasy story originally serialized in 1960’s pulp magazine. It has quirky characters, a fun story line, adventure and of course magic. The narration by Joshua Carver is great. The characters are given unique voices which bring them and their fantasy world to life. I rece
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- Ijw
- 05-13-19
fun
Suspend disbelief at the door. It starts out kind of hokey but becomes quite fun. Much like stepping into a gamer story, without the boring repetition of rules, point scoring, or obligatory sex. Short and to-the-point.
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- Karen S
- 07-24-21
A wacky but fun magical listen
Interesting. Looking for something different? This might be it. You can read the synopsis so I won't repeat that. It is a unusual tale about magic, magical characters and love.
The narration was excellent. The characters were easily recognized.
I received this audtio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- A Kid at Heart
- 05-26-20
A Wacky Magical Adventure
I enjoyed the story, characters, & magical locale. The narrator did a wonderful job differentiating & voicing each of the characters. I would love to hear more wacky magical tales set in the land of Drenden and more adventures with Timtik, the faun, Lorn, the woodnymph, Maggot, the witch, and Albert, the human. I would definitely recommend this book!
(I received a complimentary copy of this Audible and I'm happy to leave an honest review.)
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- D. Sturgeon
- 09-03-20
Awesome story!
This is a fun story to listen to. I thoroughly enjoyed it and you likely will too.
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- Beverly
- 03-11-23
good audio
I liked it. but I don't have many words to describe how I liked it.
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