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Their job? To break off weddings as hired.
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"Happily Never After takes an irresistibly fun concept and expertly delivers on its promise, brimming with hilariously cheeky banter and so-red-hot-it'll-make-you-sweat chemistry between its lovable lead characters. Lynn Painter has a true gift for crafting wildly entertaining rom-coms, and this is her best one yet!"—Nicolas DiDomizio, author of The Gay Best Friend
"Lynn Painter writes the romcom banter of my dreams! Happily Never After is a sparkling, hilarious, sexy romance that leaps off the page and is just begging to be made into a movie!"—Sarah Adams, New York Times bestselling author of Practice Makes Perfect
"A rom-com for the cynics...The supporting cast is equally funny and helps to round out an entertaining yarn that doesn’t take itself too seriouslly."—Library Journal
"Well-crafted and filled to the brim with sexual tension, Happily Never After is rom-com gold! We fell head-over-heels for the romance and the undeniably swoony chemistry. Max and Sophie are two characters so perfect for each other that you can’t help but want to smoosh them together."—Krista & Becca Ritchie, New York Times bestselling authors
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Tiernan de Haas doesn’t care about anything anymore. The only child of a film producer and his starlet wife, she’s grown up with wealth and privilege but not love or guidance. And when they suddenly pass away, she knows she should be devastated. But has anything really changed? She’s always been alone, hasn’t she? Jake Van der Berg, her father’s stepbrother and her only living relative, assumes guardianship of Tiernan who is still two months shy of 18. She's sent to live with him and his two sons, Noah and Kaleb, in the mountains of Colorado.
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Renowned as much for her wit and satirical social commentary as for her stories of love and romance, Jane Austen remains unfailingly relevant and one of Britain’s best loved authors. In this Audible Original collection, an all-star list of narrators (Billie Piper, Claire Foy, Emma Thompson, Florence Pugh and Gugu Mbatha-Raw) capture Austen’s pin-sharp humour and tone in these dramatisations of her six beloved novels accompanied by a full cast.
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Not a faithful rendition
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By: Jane Austen
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- Hamutal Schieber
- 03-14-24
Laughed out loud
I loved the characters and the dynamic between them. This book is fresh, smart and heartwarming.
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- Victoria
- 03-15-24
So funny
This story had me laughing out loud. Highly recommended it. I loved their story being so different from the norm. while there some scenes I would not say the overall book is spicy.
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- Kat
- 04-29-24
From Objectors To Love
The banter between Max & Sophie, Also, their blooming friendship via her interrupted marriage that leads them to love
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- Michi I'Lundaria
- 03-18-24
Happily Never After
Another beautifully narrated version for Lynn Painter. It's Rom-Com gold <3 This is the 2nd book of hers that my ears have read, and I'm totally delighted!
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- Vanessa Booked Up
- 03-14-24
Rom-Com Gold
Super original and fun. This was friends-to-lovers greatness and everything I look for in a rom-com. My first read by this author, and it made me want to dive into her backlist.
Max is an Objector, as a hobby. He gets hired on the DL by brides or grooms who don't want to go through with the big day and gets hired to "object" during their vows. When he objects at Sophie's wedding, Sophie is overjoyed. They strike an instant friendship. Not only that, but Sophie wants to team up with Max in his efforts.
"I don't care about what you want to call this, but I want all of you-every brilliant, beautiful piece of Sophie Steinbeck, with me, in my bed, all night."
Recommend if You Like:
- Friends-to-lovers
- Hilarious side characters (her roommates!)
- Friends with benefits
- Have ever gone paddle boarding
- Stories about people who've been hurt and think they've outsmarted love and figured it all out (Spoiler alert...they haven't!)
I loved the evolution of their friendship. Sophie swears she has a reasonable, platonic explanation for every single thing that elevates her friendship (and her feelings) towards Max.
I listened to the audio and both Helen Laser and Sean Patrick Hopkins did a great job bringing Sophie and Max to life.
And I don't know what I was expecting as far as spice...I should know better by now when it comes to the cutesy covers but HAWT DAMN! Sophie and Max burned up the pages in SEVERAL parts of the book and this girl was here for it!
Super enjoyable, witty and original read. Will definitely be reading more from this author soon!
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- Caitlin
- 03-25-24
Great narrators and clever writing!
Unique premise and fun read. I enjoyed both narrators. This was my first by this author and I’ll get more!
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- Brenda Dale Slaton
- 04-01-24
I object
While I loved the premise of the story and her unusual roommates, I could have done with more character development and a WHOLE lot less description of their bodies and the sexual portion. The rest I enjoyed tremendously but ended up fast forwarding thru the last half of the book quite a bit to get to the meat of the story. Guess this is why I usually stick to murder mysteries and cozy mysteries.
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- MC
- 03-19-24
RomCom Goodness
It felt like a classic romcom movie & I enjoyed every minute of it. I’m pretty sure this one has taken the top spot of Lynn Painters adult contemporary romance for me. What’s not to love about two wedding objectors who no longer believe in love slowly falling in love with each other? Add in delightfully witty banter & red hot chemistry. HERE. FOR. IT. I was laughing and smiling throughout and maybe blushing at times too.
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Strangers to friends to lovers
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🎧 Highly recommend the audio. They knocked it out of the park. Both are new to me narrators & will be looking for more from them.
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- Jamamama
- 04-01-24
Fun Listen
I loved this book. It was funny and I laughed out loud several times. The performance was excellent and the narrators voiced the characters well. The premise was a creative new trope. Character banter was very witty and clever. The side characters were amusing as well. It is moderately spicy and a very enjoyable romance.
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- SalukiAlum
- 03-15-24
Is Love Real …
This was a rare book that I didn’t want to end. The conversation between the two main characters enhanced by excellent narration, was just so entertaining. I wanted more and more. 
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