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Wallbanger | [Alice Clayton]

Wallbanger

Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, Carolyn is gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor.
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Publisher's Summary

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...

©2013 Alice Clayton (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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    Sabrina Smith 06-10-13
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    "Book Kept Me Smiling Throughout..."

    When I first started listening to this, I took a 2nd look around to make sure I wasn't being gawked at by unwanted attention. I had to make sure my headphones were secure and didn't become loosen from my iPhone because if it did my speakers would've kicked in and people would've heard the moaning and groaning of the narrator describing all the wall banging going on. This is a good story that kept me smiling throughout the listen. After all of the drama settles, you're left with 2 likable characters with a happy ending...literally.

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    Margaret Redding, CA, United States 06-07-13
    Margaret Redding, CA, United States 06-07-13 Member Since 2013
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    "LOL"
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    I listened twice and laughed each time. Loved the characters and their personalities. Best book this year for me!

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    Joyce M. Orlando, fl 06-05-13
    Joyce M. Orlando, fl 06-05-13 Member Since 2013

    Sign what???

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    "Did not expect to L O L..."

    Read it for just the pure joy of laughing at the sex life of a non-play boy. I think you should have this audiobook because it is just that good mix of funny and serious. Good Job Alice on hooking up a long time fan of good books.

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    RNgrl13 SAINT AUGUSTINE, FL, United States 06-04-13
    RNgrl13 SAINT AUGUSTINE, FL, United States 06-04-13 Member Since 2009
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    "What a scream!!"
    What did you love best about Wallbanger?

    What a great story!! I was very pleasantly surprised and have a new favorite author!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Caroline, because she made the funniest comments...


    What does Heather Smith bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    One of the best narrators I've ever heard. Well done, Heather, well done!!!


    If you could take any character from Wallbanger out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Simon, cause he's WAAAAAAY hot!


    Any additional comments?

    Truly loved this story.

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    Tina 06-03-13
    Tina 06-03-13
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    "Truly enjoyable listen"

    The story and the narrator worked great together for an enjoyable listen. I was entertained the entire time.

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    Chakolet 06-02-13
    Chakolet 06-02-13

    Chaka

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    "Sexy and fun from beginning to end!"

    AC did a great job on the story! Very "Sex and the City-ish". Lots of real-world dialogue and believable action. I find her style similar to that of Molly Harper's book, "And one last thing". Awesome! I highly recommend it for a fun "escape".

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    Falon Rosemount, MN, United States 06-02-13
    Falon Rosemount, MN, United States 06-02-13 Member Since 2012

    I have 3 kids that occupy all the TV's in the house...enough said...addicted to audiobook ....shhhh don't tell my husband ;-)

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    "Sex & humor go together like peas & carrots"

    I LOVE IT when an author can deliver on humorous moments as well as hot ones. I really don't want to give anything away but its a great listen and you just have to jump take a dive and listen ;-)
    Very credit worthy!

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    Cindy medina, OH, United States 06-01-13
    Cindy medina, OH, United States 06-01-13 Member Since 2012
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    "I loved his book."
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    It was amazing, funny and a good read. I would listen again.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The wallbanger himself.


    What does Heather Smith bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    laughter and tears.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    no


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    Kathryn 06-01-13
    Kathryn 06-01-13
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    "Why is this old lady talking about sex?"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    I'd change the narrator. The overall story wasn't horrible but the narrator sound more 50 than 26. It made the whole thing feel yucky. Also, the dialogue would have been better using more age appropriate words. A 26 year old would never use the vocabulary being used, especially when talking to friends.


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    Eh...it was to be expected.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Heather Smith?

    A younger voice.


    Do you think Wallbanger needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    NO.


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    Dawn 06-01-13
    Dawn 06-01-13
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    "Horrible. Just horrible. Zero stars."
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I really can't figure that out. I bought this book based on all the rave reviews, but it was awful


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Something with some substance and an actual plot.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Annoyance.


    Any additional comments?

    I kept waiting for a plot, but it never came. Just couldn't listen to the drivel any longer. If there were a way to give it zero stars, I would have

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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