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Wallbanger | [Alice Clayton]

Wallbanger

Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, Carolyn is gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor.
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Publisher's Summary

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly....

In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight...

©2013 Alice Clayton (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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    Amazon Customer Tallapoosa, GA, United States 09-16-13
    Amazon Customer Tallapoosa, GA, United States 09-16-13 Member Since 2010
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    "A must read"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    This book was so funny sex scenes were so outrageous


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Wallbanger?

    Can't pick just one but any scene that involves the cat made me laugh out loud


    Have you listened to any of Heather Smith’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No first time


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Simon came home from Spain because of the lost o


    Any additional comments?

    You must try this book and share with best girlfriends. Every girl needs a Simon wallbanger.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amanda Santa Barbara, CA, United States 08-28-13
    Amanda Santa Barbara, CA, United States 08-28-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Good until the last quarter."
    Would you recommend Wallbanger to your friends? Why or why not?

    I would, it was funny.


    Any additional comments?

    This was a decent book. I thought that Caroline was a little too crazy for someone that was so independent. It was sort of annoying toward the end. She got really crazy, and I thought that if I were him I would have left this crazy lady.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Lorn Chicago, IL USA 08-26-13
    Lorn Chicago, IL USA 08-26-13 Member Since 2010
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    "Hilarious and then..."

    This book was really enjoyable and soooo funny! If you are looking for a light, funny contemporary romance. This is your book. However, it started to feel really drawn out at the end and it got a bit sappy. The last couple of hours were certainly not as great as the first. Let's just say the climax of the story got put off too long. Ahem. The reader is great, and she definitely captures the spirit of the book. Overall, it was a delightful bit of fluff.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Kyle Marysville, KS, United States 08-14-13
    Kyle Marysville, KS, United States 08-14-13 Member Since 2011

    I am a 25 year old male from a small town in Kansas, who is audible obessed!

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    "This will spark some sexual fantasys!"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    Probably a friend who happened to be my neighbor!


    Would you be willing to try another book from Alice Clayton? Why or why not?

    Maybe...this book was good, but not great.


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    Yeah, I get a little annoyed listening to a woman narrorate a mans voice...same with men as a womans voice.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    Probably not


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    JoanMarie Caballero 08-04-13
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    "Too drawn out!"

    Very few parts that were exciting. You keep waiting for something to happen, and it takes forever.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Sandra L. Agus Eau Claire, WI 07-28-13
    Sandra L. Agus Eau Claire, WI 07-28-13 Member Since 2012

    At home mother of three girls. I love reading and romance is my favorite category. A little paranormal also thrown in is nice ok too.

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    "OMG!!! So funny."
    Where does Wallbanger rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I loved this book. I have read it before, but listening to the audio gives it a new dimension. I enjoyed it very much and definitely ranks up near the top of my favorites. The narrator was great.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh so much. But there was just enough drama to offset it. Not so much that it became depressing. It had great writing and and well developed characters. I will listen again and again.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    brokensouls San Bernardino, CA, United States 07-24-13
    brokensouls San Bernardino, CA, United States 07-24-13 Member Since 2010
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    "This is too funny!!!"
    Where does Wallbanger rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I've listened to a lot of books so I can't really rank it.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Wallbanger?

    Well the whole beginning of the book is hilarious but she had me at Jordan Catalano.


    What about Heather Smith’s performance did you like?

    She was exceptional with the right amount of inflection. Very natural and believable.


    If you could rename Wallbanger, what would you call it?

    I wouldn't. It fits.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm gonna check out Alice's other book on here and hope it's just as funny.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Maureen Phoenix, AZ, United States 07-19-13
    Maureen Phoenix, AZ, United States 07-19-13 Member Since 2013

    mtuskai

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    "Very light listen"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    Not really ... it's super predictable and not "laugh out loud" or "hysterical" like I read from reviewers on Amazon. I almost stopped listening to this silly tale but I was on a very long walk and this book was keeping me company. By the time the walk was over, I had 90 minutes invested in the story and decided to keep on listening while I cleaned house or folded laundry over the course of a week. It was certainly easy to put down unlike other stories that I've listened to where I'll bypass work and find things to clean so I can keep listening.


    What was most disappointing about Alice Clayton’s story?

    The sex scenes were just too much and really too far-fetched. Towards the end it goes on and on and on ... I was getting bored by it. It's also way too convenient that three female friends fall for three male friends and that the two lead characters are ... neighbors!! And the female lead's mentor/boss just so happens to be dear friends with the male lead and secretly arranged the whole thing. Of course, everyone is gorgeous and the male love interest is rich and successful. The main characters seems to gorge on baked goods, pasta and other foods yet they all have perfectly chiseled bodies. And the main character's cat was just annoying (I am a dog lover) and unbelievable is SO MANY scenes.I definitely enjoy a chick lit now and then but this one just seemed sillier than most.


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    It was a fine performance and she did well with the various voices.


    Could you see Wallbanger being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    Uh, not really. Maybe on Lifetime w/Jennifer Love Hewitt about 10 years ago. Her love interest can be any good looking, fit guy.


    Any additional comments?

    I am actually embarrassed that this book is part of my audio library and am going to delete it.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Gretta Melbourne, Australia 07-09-13
    Gretta Melbourne, Australia 07-09-13 Member Since 2013

    I'm a singer/songwriter and avid reader (now listener!!)

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    "porn-fest"
    Would you try another book from Alice Clayton and/or Heather Smith?

    don't think so


    What was most disappointing about Alice Clayton’s story?

    It was pretty good until the writer concentrated more on the sex than the story


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Wallbanger?

    most of the last quarter of the book


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amanda 06-24-13
    Amanda 06-24-13 Member Since 2009
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    "Couldn't finish this one"
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    I stuck it out longer than I wanted but still just couldn't manage to make it all the way through this book. The story and performance seemed so cheesy that I found myself eye-rolling quite a bit and the characters were difficult to attach to. This one just wasn't for me.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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