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The Undead in My Bed | [Jessica Sims, Molly Harper, Katie MacAlister]

The Undead in My Bed

In "Shades of Gray" by Katie MacAlister, Noelle is a Guardian: a demon-wrangler, imp-banisher, and all-round secret protector of humans from the Otherworld. In "Undead Sublet" by Molly Harper, executive chef Tess Maitland is banned from her five-star kitchen in Chicago to recover from "exhaustion". Jessica Sims's "Out With a Fang" features Ruby Sommers, a lonely were-jaguar who signs up for a blind date through the paranormal dating agency Midnight Liaisons.
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Publisher's Summary

In "Shades of Gray" by Katie MacAlister, Noelle is a Guardian: a demon-wrangler, imp-banisher, and all-round secret protector of humans from the Otherworld. While working on the set of a ghost-busting reality show in a haunted castle, she meets a sexy vampire, and together they prevent a Master Demon from killing everyone in the castle.

In "Undead Sublet" by Molly Harper, executive chef Tess Maitland is banned from her five-star kitchen in Chicago to recover from "exhaustion". Choosing a random rental house in Half-Moon Hollow to spend time in, she's unaware that the house comes with a strange man. Even though Sam Masden's ex-wife has rented the house out from under him, the divorce settlement allows him access to it for another ninety days. With Tess unable to go anywhere else, and Sam unwilling, a war of epic proportions is declared - and romantic sparks and heavy pots fly.

Jessica Sims's "Out With a Fang" features Ruby Sommers, a lonely were-jaguar who signs up for a blind date through the paranormal dating agency Midnight Liaisons. When she arrives, she finds out that her date, a vampire, was the human she'd been in love with four years ago but was forced to dump.

©2012 Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, and Jessica Sims (P)2012 Tantor

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    NDiaye barberville, FL, United States 05-03-13
    NDiaye barberville, FL, United States 05-03-13 Member Since 2011
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    "Dynamic Trio... hmmm maybe"

    I love Molly Harper as her stories usually have me cracking up and this one did not fail, i was at work and i had to bite my lips,"spoiler alert" especially the part where Sam, Lindy and Tess all behave like the three stooges. This was a great book especially on one of those horrible days at work. In regards to the first story .. well lets just say it needs alot of work and it left me wanting. The third story was good and nice way to end this medley.

    This title is for persons who like the quirkier side of the paranormal genre, so if that describes you then this book is for you. Hope you enjoy, I certainly did, can't wait for more books from Molly

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Sandra Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada 12-20-12
    Sandra Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada 12-20-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Nice compliment to the "Nice Girls" series"
    If you could sum up The Undead in My Bed in three words, what would they be?

    funny, romantic, adventure


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Oh yes, it wasn't a long story but well worth the time to listen.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    CAROLYN newark, New Jersey, United States 09-27-12
    CAROLYN newark, New Jersey, United States 09-27-12 Member Since 2010

    bookworm

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    "Three entertaining and amusing vampire tales."

    Funny and light-hearted short paranormal romance stories that are any easy listen - preferred M.H's and R.S.'s stories but they are all a simple sweet listen and, or but, they don't contain any 'hot and heavy' bits.

    Worth a credit? Mmmmm, although I would prefer a bit more 'heat' to the stories, they were very enjoyable and entertaining, so it's a YES.

    8 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer Las vegas, NV, United States 09-29-12
    Amazon Customer Las vegas, NV, United States 09-29-12 Member Since 2011
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    "awesome"
    Where does The Undead in My Bed rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Very high. I adore Molly Harper!


    What aspect of the narrators’s performance would you have changed?

    The first story was hard to follow since there r different volumes for different characters. One character blasted out my ear drum then the next one I couldn't hear what they were saying


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Absolutely


    Any additional comments?

    2nd & 3rd story were awesome. After the volume for the 1st story gets fixed I will relisten to it.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Hellokicia CT 07-31-13
    Hellokicia CT 07-31-13 Member Since 2007
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    "Two thirds of a great listen!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of The Undead in My Bed to be better than the print version?

    I would consider the second and third stories to be better, because the narrators do an excellent job. The first one was horrible. or maybe it was the writing. Probably mostly the writing, but the narrator didn't help.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The Story by Jessica Sims (3rd Story), with the Molly Harper's (2nd Story) a close second.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The third story in it's entirety.


    If you could rename The Undead in My Bed, what would you call it?

    Hot Vamps.


    Any additional comments?

    Don't give up on the book because the first story/narration sucks. The other two stories are worth a credit on thier own!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Christina BROAD BROOK, CT, United States 03-06-13
    Christina BROAD BROOK, CT, United States 03-06-13 Member Since 2010
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    "worth it but..."

    Worth the credit, but the first story is a total waste of time. Just skip it! But the second story is worth the story alone. The third story is also very good.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 02-12-13
    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 02-12-13 Member Since 2010

    Queen Squared

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    "Worth the Buy"

    Okay, so I'll be honest. I didn't even listen to the first story. For some reason I just didn't like the narrator's voice.

    The second story, by Molly Harper, was hands down the best story. If you've enjoyed her other books (like the Nice Girls series) you'll really enjoy this one. But, even though this narrator was perfectly fine, I missed hearing Amanda Ronconi as the narrator.

    The final story, by Katie MacAlister, was incredibly predictable and the narrator was only decent. But I still thought it was pretty enjoyable.

    All in all, this was an easy listen. Almost anyone who's a fan of supernatural fiction will find this a fun listen.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    QueenBee Debbie of SheMakesTheRules Portland, OR, United States 12-12-12
    QueenBee Debbie of SheMakesTheRules Portland, OR, United States 12-12-12 Member Since 2010

    I'm a relationship coach (QueenBeesCoaching), survived raising my children and have a loving relationship. Life is good!

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    "Skip the 1st story,2nd is fabulous,3rd satisfying"

    Summary: Buy this book simply for the 2nd story written by Molly Harper.

    The first book by Jessica Sims is simply ridiculous. Noelle is supposed to be a 'Guardian', meaning she can banish demons and imps, etc., etc... but the way this character is written and voiced was horrible! She sounds like this weak, tiny little fluff of a woman, completely indecisive, whining, pleading.. I literally had to force myself to listen to it. By the time the story reached its end I was glad I'd listened while cleaning house. At least something worthwhile had been accomplished!

    Then the second story by Molly Harper started playing, and I was hooked, once again in the world of Half Moon Hollow. If you like good entertainment with laughter, this is the book for you. It starts off with our heroine seeing vegetables singing.. and I loved it. This story alone made the book worth my purchase. I will absolutely be listening to this story again!

    The third story by Katie McAllister was pleasurable, although I did think the ending was a just a bit too neat and tidy. I always wonder about the relatives left behind, things like that. I might listen to this story again some day.

    4 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    N 08-01-14
    N 08-01-14 Listener Since 2009
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    "Take two..."
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    with different narration. I just couldn't get into the story because the main narrator's voice and pronunciation were annoying. I didn't listen past the second chapter.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    Different voice, better pronunciation, inflection


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    NO


    Could you see The Undead in My Bed being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    I wasn't able to get far enough into the story to know.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    b SACRAMENTO, CA, United States 07-21-14
    b SACRAMENTO, CA, United States 07-21-14 Member Since 2013
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    "I can't believe I read the whole thing!!!!!"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    absolutely no one! the 1st and 3rd books made me want to puncture my own eardrums!! god awful writing and someof the worst narration I have ever suffered through!


    Would you ever listen to anything by the authors again?

    Harper absolutely! the other two, probably, under pain of violent death! their stories were beyond bad. these stories were the first time I wanted the main character to die early in the story.


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    NO!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Pain!!


    Any additional comments?

    reading the first book was bad, but it was nowhere near the agony I felt during the third story! Even suspension of disbelief was not enough to protect me from these awful works. If it weren't for Harper's story this would have been unbearable.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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