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The Undead in My Bed Audiobook

The Undead in My Bed

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Publisher's Summary

In "Shades of Gray" by Katie MacAlister, Noelle is a Guardian: a demon-wrangler, imp-banisher, and all-round secret protector of humans from the Otherworld. While working on the set of a ghost-busting reality show in a haunted castle, she meets a sexy vampire, and together they prevent a Master Demon from killing everyone in the castle.

In "Undead Sublet" by Molly Harper, executive chef Tess Maitland is banned from her five-star kitchen in Chicago to recover from "exhaustion". Choosing a random rental house in Half-Moon Hollow to spend time in, she's unaware that the house comes with a strange man. Even though Sam Masden's ex-wife has rented the house out from under him, the divorce settlement allows him access to it for another ninety days. With Tess unable to go anywhere else, and Sam unwilling, a war of epic proportions is declared - and romantic sparks and heavy pots fly.

Jessica Sims's "Out With a Fang" features Ruby Sommers, a lonely were-jaguar who signs up for a blind date through the paranormal dating agency Midnight Liaisons. When she arrives, she finds out that her date, a vampire, was the human she'd been in love with four years ago but was forced to dump.

©2012 Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, and Jessica Sims (P)2012 Tantor

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    Amazon Customer KAYSVILLE, UT, United States 09-19-15
    Amazon Customer KAYSVILLE, UT, United States 09-19-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Good short stories of you like the authors"

    I mainly got this book for the stories by Katie Macalister and Molly Harper. Their stories are part of the dark ones series and half moon hollow respectively. Both are great though I found Jessica Sims to be lacking. Hers lacked a lot of the quirky humor the other two had. It wasn't bad just not as good as the other two.

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    J 09-02-15
    J 09-02-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Two Good Stories"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I highly recommend the Molly Harper story, especially if you are familiar with the Half-Moon Hollow series. This is the story of Tess and Sam, who we met in the Christmas novella. Classic Molly Harper style-- funny, snarky, some trials the characters must work through. The practical jokes are great.
    The Jessica Sims book is good. This is the first I've read and it was good enough that I'd consider more from this author. Nothing laugh out loud funny (like with Molly's books) but you can't have that every time. I liked the were-jaguar. I'm tired of all the were-wolves.
    The Katie MacAlister book was bad. I was prepared for bad because I read some of the reviews. I don't know why I didn't skip it-- curiosity I guess. It's hard to figure out why Molly and Jessica would have a combined effort with this author and why on earth would they give her top billing! Skip it. Or, if you can't stop yourself, listen to it knowing you are going to hear some terrible dialogue. I had to laugh (that cringe/laugh) when hearing about Gray's "titanium" member.


    Any additional comments?

    To Ms. MacAlister: I hate to give a bad review without explaining why. You did not give back story or explanation of the world your characters live in. That's fine when writing a contemporary romance set in the real world. But you write paranormal. So you need to explain what the rules are for a "Guardian", "Dark One", and "Beloved" are in your world. We eventually figure most of it out (although Dark One is still a little vague). When you introduce a new type of being you need to explain their purpose and what they can/can't do. Also, your dialogue was too ridiculous. A couple of times you had Noel comment that Gray's language was strange. It was too silly. If you feel the need to have your character make fun of the language that may be a sign that you've taken it too far. I could get past the lack of backstory. I don't think I will ever get past the titanium penis.

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    halo 08-17-15
    halo 08-17-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Very disappointed"

    This is not worth the money! The first story was absolutely dreadful and the narrator couldn't do a British accent. The third story was not any better and just garbage. The molly harper story was decent but didn't have her normal narrator so it looses a lot of the character Amanda Ronconey adds. Don't waste your time, you'll just skip through most of it.

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    Patricia W 05-29-15
    Patricia W 05-29-15
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    "2 out of 3 excellent"

    First story was awful. But the second and third made up for it. Molly did it again and I love her story's

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    kim 05-01-15
    kim 05-01-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Meh"

    I agree with other reviews stating the first story is a bit painful. For me, it is hard to say if a story is good if the narrator's performance is awful.

    THE SECOND STORY STARTS AT CHAPTER EIGHT.

    The other two were pretty good. MH is always awesome. The last of the three kind of dragged then it was like the author got tired and wrapped it all up in a HEA.

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    ssteward 04-02-15
    ssteward 04-02-15
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    "Awesome listen for slow work days "

    I didn't like the first story. It was very vague and didn't give me a longing to rediscover the characters in other related books. I also didn't like the ending of it. It seemed to glamorize an abusive relationship between the dark-ones parents despite the circumstances. The second story was hilarious, and the third was my favorite. Although I was already a fan of the author.

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    P. A. Smith 04-02-15
    P. A. Smith 04-02-15

    "stealthly reading"

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    "Molly Harper, the best!"

    Liked Katie MacAlister, and Jessica Sims books. LOVED Molly Harper's. 5 Stars for her. All of them were fun and erotic.

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    Michelle 03-20-15
    Michelle 03-20-15

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    "2 (Molly Harper) and 3 are great! 1 eh"

    This is a three part listen. DO NOT judge by the first book. The other two are great. The second is by Molly Harper and it's awesome as usual. The 3rd is pretty good too.

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    Kelly 02-25-15
    Kelly 02-25-15
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    What did you like best about The Undead in My Bed? What did you like least?

    The novella by Molly Harper was the best. I love her. I really disliked the first story - I skipped it after 3 chapters.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    Jessica Sims & Katie MacAlister's stories need different narrators.


    Did the narrators do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    None are as good as Amanda Ronconi, who usually does Molly Harper's books. Abby was best of the three, with different voices for each character. But as I've heard Amanda's versions of voices for the same characters they still bugged me.Leah had a terrible time doing men's voices. And Sophie has these long pauses between words during some of the more... intimate scenes and it just bugged me. The pauses were too long to really fit, they hurt the flow.


    Was The Undead in My Bed worth the listening time?

    Not all of it. After 3 chapters I skipped the first novella. All of the Molly Harper story was great. And the last story was okay, not amazing, but okay. Honestly I only listened to it because I was tiling my kitchen and didn't have anything else to listen to. But I did finish it when I had other options.


    Any additional comments?

    As I wanted to hear the tory about Sam and Tess, it was worth the credit. But if I weren't a Molly Harper fan I wouldn't have gotten it and I wouldn't have missed much.

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    Kenna 01-31-15
    Kenna 01-31-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Overall: I give it 4 stars!!!"

    So this book is 3 short stories. I gave the story 3 stars just because I didn't really care for 1 of the stories. But other than that, everything else was great!!! All the narrators were really good!!!

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