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The Russian Wedding - A Short Story Audiobook

The Russian Wedding - A Short Story: Memories from the Motherland

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Publisher's Summary

This is my life, one mistake at a time. Worker-bee goes to work, sip coffee, step forward, one, two, three. I'm a brainless zombie with no purpose in life. Feed me brains and I'll eat 'em raw with some Tabasco. Worst mistake in my life, getting married to the perfect Russian princess. Her beautiful face hides treacherous intent. She'll suck you dry like a lemon until you have no juice left. Out of life, out of money, out of any hopes and dreams. This is your life, suck it up and don't complain. Take it like a man, soaked in your endless and pathetic glory. This is the life of Mr. M.M.

©2015 Ralph Clayton (P)2016 Ralph Clayton

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    Evgeniya 04-21-16
    Evgeniya 04-21-16
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    "First-rate love manual written by a young cowboy"

    Kinky sex, deep thoughts and British humour unveiling the secret of the Russian female heart.
    True-to-life, touchy and hilarious.
    Perfectly narrated.

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    Mike 02-19-16
    Mike 02-19-16
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    "interesting story"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes very funny!


    What did you like best about this story?

    Makes reality seem funny


    Any additional comments?

    I liked this story a lot, very funny.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Dasha 02-01-16
    Dasha 02-01-16
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    "Loved it"

    I read the e-book before and really liked it, but the audiobook just made me smile and laugh all the time! The narrator is cool, suits this story perfectly! Very emotional, nice intonations. Love it!

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  • Lena
    2/19/16
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    "Really funny"
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    Good old satire. I actually liked this a lot, very funny. I'd definitely liked this to turn in to a full length novel, but as it is. It's very worthwhile. Listen to this if you want to laugh!

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