• Help: A Survival Guide for Life

  • By: Katie Hopkins
  • Narrated by: Katie Hopkins
  • Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
  • 4.9 out of 5 stars (35 ratings)

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Help: A Survival Guide for Life

By: Katie Hopkins
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Part autobiography, part comedy, Help is a survival guide for life from Katie Hopkins.

Laugh-out-loud funny, the "biggest bitch in Britain" lays bare her life, exposing her many private and public failings and how she has survived them. With tactics for keeping going, new ways of thinking about problems that seem too big to handle and strategies for coping with unkindness, especially online, Help is here to do just that. Whether it's your college mates, job, sex-life, marriage, kids, or social media that's making you want to shove your head in a blender, Help will give you fresh eyes to see things differently.

Katie Hopkins does not hold back. Loved and loathed in equal measure, she has faced more personal dramas than the Real Housewives - all of them. Because of her uncompromising views she has faced unprecedented attacks from governments, the media, and the mob. She was deported from Australia, banned from South Africa, has a fatwa on her head from Pakistan. She survived brain surgery that nearly ended her life, she lost a High Court case that cost her the family home, and was a target of a jihadi plot to behead her. Hopkins knows how it feels to be floored. But, she just keeps getting back up, and she has prevailed. What's more, she still has a sense of humour.

Written in response to all those asking how she does it, she is on a one-woman crusade to help people feel better about themselves. When you really think you can't face your own life any more, or want to throw yourself on the floor and scream like a three year old in a supermarket, Help will pick you up, dust you off, and get you back on your feet again.

Love her, hate her, this is a must-listen for anyone who is struggling. Don't try and do it on your own, reach for Help.

©2021 Katie Hopkins (P)2022 Katie Hopkins

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Katie Hopkins doesn't disappoint

I have watched Katie Hopkins on YouTube for a long time. She would mention her books and I thought finally, I'm going to listen to one. So glad I did! Took away so many great notes. And I never make notes on audiobooks. But this time I did. She says profound things in small ordinary ways sometimes. Things that are Life Changers! She's a rare individual. She has a gift for talking about very difficult subjects in a positive upbeat way. She's a warrior, like I am. And she cares deeply, like I do. So I really relate to her.

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Katie, you're a powerhouse and a goddess. I'm so glad you brought this to Audible. Much Love

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THE BEST! A MUST READ!!

Listened to this book in one sitting. so glad that it was Katie herself reading it. Her spirit and resilience comes clearly through. Loved it!!!!

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Buy it!

Excellent book! I laughed and cried and enjoyed every minute of it. Katie is real and always herself. It felt like am extended Katie's Arms episode (see her Instagram) and it was wonderful..Love hearing her laugh at her own antics as she narrates the book. It's a great reminder that while the crazies remain in charge, we're not alone in our fight against them.

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Very Inspiring, Very Touching

Dare I say that I loved this book? Saying so might make me sound sort of heartless... but can't help that. I loved this book, and the bravery of the author laying bare all emotions. The good, the bad and the ugly graced the pages of "Help". I don't know Katie Hopkins but if my children weren't grown, I would mount a campaign to ask her to be godmother to all of them. Bless you and your family.

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Must Read/Listen for Daughters

This was a great listen. Love Katie Hopkins! I'm going to recommend this to my daughter and wife to listen to. It's time to start doing and stop asking for permission.

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Thoroughly enjoyed listening to this book!

I laughed, I cried, I was encouraged! Thank you Katie for sharing your story! Heart warming and funny. Total joy to listen to.

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