Do you want to get rid of that unsightly belly flab, but hate sweating on treadmills or giving up chocolate cake in favor of kale? Chris Dolley has the solution: Allow demons to possess your body and do all the work for you! In his hilarious send-up of diet fads and self-help books, Dolley extols the benefits of being possessed, preaches exorcisms over exercises, and even provides handy recipes and calorie counters for would-be cannibals. In the spirit of parody, Scott Coppola performs with the over-zealousness of a late night infomercial announcer, selling listeners a ludicrous premise with abundant wit.
"I lost so much weight I could float above my bed!"
The hilarious new spoof diet book from New York Times best-selling author Chris Dolley. It's a fun, quick listen, covering everything from "the science of possession" to "Crapper Clinic's Demon Dating Service", while ensuring "clients" are possessed by the demon most compatible with their slimming needs. This is the diet book that everyone is talking about.
Some of you may have read about the clinical trials undertaken by Stepford University - one of the leading universities on the PLANET, with more likes on Facebook than Harvard and six times that of Stanford!
Or maybe you watched Chelsee Chambers test the diet on Extreme Celebrity Weight Loss. Or caught the Projectile Vomiting video on YouTube.... The Possession Diet is the ONLY diet guaranteed 110% effective by the FDA (Federal Demon Association) - and it's ALMOST NEVER FATAL! Listen to the testimonials. Hear about Astral Exercising and Head Spinning. Try the recipes.... If you want to know how to lose OVER THIRTY POUNDS in ONE day (without using a chainsaw) this is the book for you!
Brick Crapper has seven doctorates, awarded by the Internet's leading universities, and is a judge on America's Idlest Loser.
©2013 Chris Dolley (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
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