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Don't Go to Jail!

By: Saul Goodman as told to Steve Huff
Narrated by: Fred Berman
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Got the long arm of the law around your neck? Does Lady Justice have her eye on you? Were you set up at a lineup?

Saul Goodman can help!

There are some crazy laws out there. Did you know that in New Mexico there's a law that says "idiots" can't vote? Or that Massachusetts still has a ban on Quakers and witches? Or that in Georgia it's illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub?

Even if you're not bathing a donkey (and hey, if you are, no judgment from me!), you could be breaking the law right now and not even know it. That's why you need Don't Go to Jail! You can carry the advice of a seasoned legal practitioner with you anywhere you go, helping you to stay out of the courts and in the good graces of the criminal justice system.

Want to be your own attorney? Want to avoid getting hauled in on a warrant? Want to keep the cops from discovering the baggie of your "friend's" marijuana stashed under the passenger seat of your car? This is your chance to get those tips and many more savory bits of indispensable legal advice - all for much less than my usual hourly fee.

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  • 01-23-23

I feel ripped off

This book as best as I can tell has no connection to the show’s creators or Bob Odenkirk. The picture on the cover is a shameless attempt to cash in on the show. Regardless, I found the premise of the book interesting and was hoping for even just a glimpse of the funny and brilliant legal-esque anecdotes in the show. This book feels like it was written by a C+ student trying to fill a word-count minimum on the morning an assignment is due. It’s a rip off. If you must get it, I would get the print copy so you can at least imagine Bob Odenkirk’s voice. This is an absolute no for me dawg.

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