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The New York Times best-selling author of Diary of an Oxygen Thief and Chameleon in a Candy Store is back with the spellbinding conclusion to the series.
You’ve never seen romance do this before. So brutally honest and breathtakingly perverse you’ll want to throw this book at the wall, but you’ll also want to know if it can possibly get any more disturbing (it can and it does). And as you start to wonder whether men and women were ever even meant to be together, a surprise ending brings the trilogy full circle and provides unexpected closure to an issue raised by a certain photographer's assistant in the first book. Eunuchs and Nymphomaniacs is about how we love today and how increasingly we try to avoid it altogether.
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Chase Me
- Broke and Beautiful Series, Book 1
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
College drop-out Roxy Cumberland moved to New York with dreams of becoming an actress, but her dwindling bank account is quickly putting the kibosh on that fantasy. To make some quick cash, she signs up to perform singing telegrams. Her first customer is a gorgeous, cocky Manhattan trust-funder if she ever laid eyes on one. And what could be more humiliating than singing an ode to his junk, courtesy of his last one-night stand? Maybe the fact that she's dressed in a giant pink bunny costume....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Loved it
- By Kathleen D. on 12-26-20
By: Tessa Bailey
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#1 Crush
- By: T Gephart
- Narrated by: Grace Grant
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 676
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 624
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 623
Tia Monroe was smart, sassy, and successful. Sure, she could get a little crazy at times - life around Tia was never boring - but that was part of her appeal. And while she didn't see herself as classically beautiful, she had no shortage of options in the boyfriend department. She just hadn't found one who held her interest. Until she laid eyes on Eric Larsson, and then it was lust at first sight. He packed the perfect mix of smoldering sexy and unapologetic cool into his blond-haired, blue-eyed, ridiculously hot six-foot-four frame.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cute laugh out loud story
- By Amazon Customer on 07-20-17
By: T Gephart
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After the Kiss
- Sex, Love, & Stiletto Series, Book 1
- By: Lauren Layne
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 274
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 253
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 252
Julie Greene loves flings. Loves steamy first dates, sizzling first kisses, and every now and then, that first sexy romp between the sheets. Comfy pants, sleepy Sundays, movie nights on the couch? Shudder. But when Julie gets assigned the hardest story of her career - a first-person account of that magical shift between dating and "I do" (she'll need a man brave enough to give a total commitment-phobe a chance at more.
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5 out of 5 stars
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After The Kiss
- By Pennie Morgan on 07-04-19
By: Lauren Layne
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Dirty Thirty
- By: Asa Akira
- Narrated by: Veronica Worthington
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 155
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Story4 out of 5 stars 139
As she contemplates turning 30 years old while still being in the adult film trade, Asa Akira, author of the best-seller Insatiable, delves into her past, present, and future, exploring the events that brought her to where she is now and the surprising and insightful plans she has for her future. Internationally known as a porn star, Akira's perceptive, funny, and straightforward writings on love, sex, death, marriage, and celebrity come together in a surprising book of essays.
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5 out of 5 stars
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this was fun I'm going to buy her other book 2
- By Sir Lawrence on 01-09-19
By: Asa Akira
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Petal Plucker
- By: Iris Morland
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15
Confession: I, Dandelion “Dani” Wright, am 26 years old and have yet to be deflowered. My excuse? I was too busy running my family’s flower shop and winning floral-design competitions. Suddenly that whole pesky virginity thing becomes a big deal when Jacob West walks back into my life. He’s the boy I once loved - the boy who once humiliated me when he stood me up for prom. This Jacob is no boy though: he’s all man now - confident, charming, and so sexy my metaphorical blossoms are getting scorched.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Trashy
- By Marilyn Doherty on 05-21-20
By: Iris Morland
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Pride and Protest
- By: Nikki Payne
- Narrated by: Kacie Rogers, Ron Nery
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 84
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Liza B.—the only DJ who gives a jam—wants to take her neighborhood back from the soulless property developer dropping unaffordable condos on every street corner in DC. But her planned protest at a corporate event takes a turn after she mistakes the smoldering-hot CEO for the waitstaff. When they go toe-to-toe, the sparks fly—but her impossible-to-ignore family thwarts her every move. Liza wants Dorsey Fitzgerald out of her hood, but she’ll settle for getting him out of her head.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great retelling
- By Laura on 05-31-23
By: Nikki Payne
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Misbehaving
- By: Tiffany Reisz
- Narrated by: Alexandra R. Josephs
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 83
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Story4 out of 5 stars 83
As a popular sex blogger, Beatriz gets paid to have orgasms. So being on deadline the week of her sister's wedding isn't as rough as it sounds. There's just one hitch: Bea's assignment is to write a review of a sex position manual, but she doesn't have a plus-one to play with.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sexy and Funny!
- By Linda on 05-10-15
By: Tiffany Reisz
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Send Me Crazy
- Hot in the City, Book 1
- By: T. Gephart
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Tanya Eby
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 69
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Story4 out of 5 stars 61
A note, a pair of panties, and a date. When Quinn’s efforts to set up her best friend go awry, she finds herself with a crazy blind date. Could the mystery man be her soul mate? Nothing like an adventure, and at the very least, she is going to have some fun with it.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Laugh Out Loud Rom-Com
- By Denise Hoover on 05-06-20
By: T. Gephart
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His Banana
- Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1
- By: Penelope Bloom
- Narrated by: C. J. Bloom, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 258
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 234
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 234
My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too....I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression. I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun, Funny and Sexy!
- By Kindle Customer on 01-08-19
By: Penelope Bloom
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Game Changer
- Game Changers Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Reid
- Narrated by: Tor Thom
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 370
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 345
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 344
New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter takes his pregame rituals very seriously. In this case, it's not just a lucky smoothie he's craving - it's the man who made it. Pro hockey star Scott Hunter knows a good thing when he sees it. So, when a smoothie made by juice bar barista Kip Grady precedes Scott breaking his on-ice slump, he's desperate to recreate the magic...and to get to know the sexy, funny guy behind the counter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tor for the Score
- By Delicious on 10-29-19
By: Rachel Reid
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- DeDee3
- 01-22-23
What did I just listen too
I have now completed the series and this book was just … um… wow… just porn… I can’t even call this smut.. what happened with the dog…. Low key I want to know what happened with everyone it thing again I don’t…
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Performance4 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- Madison Loepp
- 06-28-21
Disappointed to say the least
The first book instantly had me hooked and wanting to know more about the author's life. In turn, I ran out to buy the second and the third books in the series. I read the second in 2 days and was still slightly hooked, but the third was hard to finish. Without saying too much, the plot is very shallow, and it is a continuation of meaningless sex scenes. When reading, you think it might lead to something more profound or develop the other characters a little, but it does not. The only two characters that have depth are the author and Marian, and even she doesn't have a lot of depth.
I admire the author’s writing style, and he does a great job maintaining that throughout the book. I love how artistically daring he is. He isn't afraid to touch on subjects most authors wouldn't dare to. But this book is just erotica for the sake of being erotica and well-written smut at best. I wouldn't buy it or waste my time with it if you are hoping to continue the storyline or plot because it fails miserably at doing so.
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