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Guide to Licking and Sucking Audiobook

Guide to Licking and Sucking: How to Impress Him with the Best BlowJob

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Publisher's Summary

This is a young nurse's confession. In it, she retells her morally questionable sexual encounters in a way that is refreshingly frank and highly arousing. However, there is much more to her tale than just the story of her salacious career. She wants to impart knowledge, too. Between each sexually charged chapter of her life, Maria writes openly about oral sex and what she's learned through years of practice. Everything you've ever wanted to know, and maybe some things you never even thought of, are within these pages. If you're looking for more than another stale guide on how to give the best blowjob, then this really is the book for you. Let Maria draw you into her mind and explore oral sex from her unique and fascinating viewpoint. She'll explain how fellatio can be just as enjoyable for a woman as it is for a man; she'll show you how to give the hottest blowjob your lover has ever experienced; and she will reveal the secrets of a nurse who has sucked dicks of all shapes and sizes. Part guide, part memoir, Head Nurse is a steamy, sensual, and educational read. You won't want to put it down...and, when you eventually do, you'll want a penis nearby to begin putting what you've learned into practice!

©2013 Jean-Claude Carvill (P)2014 Jean-Claude Carvill

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    Scintilate London, Canada 07-17-14
    Scintilate London, Canada 07-17-14
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    "An Outstanding How To Guide"
    Would you listen to Guide to Licking and Sucking again? Why?

    I would listen to this audio book again and again for many reasons the first one being the narrator's voice is incredibly sexy.


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to and why?

    I remember a book long ago by an author named Xavier Hollander. Although my then age prohibited me from the ability of reading it, I am not aware of any other book of this type.


    What about Marie Hélene’s performance did you like?

    If Marle Helene's is the incredibly sultry voice, the answer is YES loved her performance.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    "Calling all girlfriends, it's girls night!"


    Any additional comments?

    In a conservative world, where one is expected to walk a very narrow straight line, I admire those that step off in order to help.

    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Review Fanatic Atlanta, Georgia 07-09-14
    Review Fanatic Atlanta, Georgia 07-09-14
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    "Very Informative AND Pretty Sexy"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this book to my friends because it uses a great format to share information that can be embarrassing to discuss.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved the fact that the main character, Maria, is a nurse making her knowledge of oral sex believable. There was no ridiculous background story and overall that made it easier for me to get into the story.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The first oral sex scene/description was my favorite since it sets the tone for the entire book. I don't want o spoil anything, but it was a great introduction.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Maria gives a new meaning to the title "Head Nurse".


    Any additional comments?

    I really enjoyed this audiobook and recommend it to anyone who is looking for an erotic story that also educates. Its nice to be entertained while educated by someone who obviously spent time doing some research prior to writing.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    wallflower2000 07-14-14
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    "Awesome - LOVED IT !!"
    What made the experience of listening to Guide to Licking and Sucking the most enjoyable?

    t was not only an erotic book but it has a great story line with great pictures! This is by far the best how to book I've read on how to offer fellatio!


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to and why?

    I've tried other similar books but this was, by far, my favorite. It's very difficult to choose one scene in this book that I liked best because there's so many acts that are full of emotion that will entice you to try them with your partner.


    Have you listened to any of Marie Hélene’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    This one was just awesome! I didn't realized that Maria was so emotional. This is a true love story...it is a must read!


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    My favorite part was at the end when Maria found herself emotionally attached to one of her patient, Liam in the end.


    Any additional comments?

    Without giving the book the storyline of the book away, Maria the nurse performed various acts of love through fellatio but this was to fill a void in herself. In the end Maria's thirst from passionate sex was quenched,,,,I can say anything more

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Jacqueline 08-13-14
    Jacqueline 08-13-14
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    "Outstanding Guide to Intimacy"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Guide to Licking and Sucking to be better than the print version?

    Marie Helene has an amazing voice with a heady timbre. It is a perfect fit for discussing intimate acts of love and passion. I could listen to her for days.


    What did you like best about this story?

    This book has definitely increased my interest in both giving and receiving oral pleasure. One of the best ways to get is to give. Even beyond the reciprocity of intimate acts is the idea that men are very sexually driven and giving in the bedroom can lead to greater control outside of the bedroom.


    What about Marie Hélene’s performance did you like?

    This book is fantastic. It is simultaneously both an intimate story of Maria's life as well as a top rate guide to the techniques of oral pleasure. Her personal story was very romantic and engaging, but the guides on sexuality were perfect. There were the basics I already knew, but there was so much more to try which I had never even considered.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I honestly have zero complaints about Maria Helene's performance. I wouldn't change a thing.


    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    miss charisma Palm Springs, CA 06-20-14
    miss charisma Palm Springs, CA 06-20-14
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    "Mindblowing Guidebook!"
    Would you listen to Guide to Licking and Sucking again? Why?

    I would listen to this book while I commute to work with a smile because of the traffic around me, of course when I arrive home my honey would be happy because I will be ready for him.


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to and why?

    In Bed with Susie Bright 480: The Gruesome History of American Sex-Ed…and the Perfect Blowjob, but this one is more educative and more technique and also for people who knows already know about fellatio but want to be do a better job.


    What does Marie Hélene bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Marie Hélene is a natural story teller, she doesn’t read, she lives her story, she is taking you and carry you for 9 hours in her erotic adventure, her voice is so charming and soft and erotic.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It is a very erotic audible book but also very educative as well as a great romantic story, I recommend any lady who really want to give that ultimate pleasure to her husband she will also understand it is that a great way to receive the reciprocity. Great technique, it is also for woman who doesn’t like blow job and learn to control male power in their action. Lots of great technique that I did not know. But I love the story of a nurse Maria, it is a nice way to explain how to perform a fellatio. It is definitely a great audio book.


    Any additional comments?

    This book is a great read because Maria makes you feel like you're in the room with her because of all the description and the feeling that evolves around each performance! There are other audiobooks that I've enjoyed listening to from the same author which are also sexy and hot!

    11 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Relatively Rebecca 09-06-14
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    "Great Guide on a Great Subject!"
    What made the experience of listening to Guide to Licking and Sucking the most enjoyable?

    The narrative was very seductive and the subject was presented with great clarity and understandable explanations.


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to and why?

    Honestly, I haven't read or listened to a book in this genre, but have read countless articles on the subject. I would say this book is an all inclusive guide that encompasses all the details that numerous articles do.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The end...I don;t want to give anything away, but the book isn't just about sex. The intimacy and attachment felt by the narrator was very moving.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    As a woman, I feel very empowered after listening to this book. I did get excited about the subject as well as the narrators voice. The story line also did it's job-if you know what I mean....


    Any additional comments?

    I loved the intro. The author does a great job explaining the male genitalia and the sensations he experiences and why. Very strong opening chapter.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Ray 08-21-14
    Ray 08-21-14
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    "Pleasantly Surprised!"
    What did you love best about Guide to Licking and Sucking?

    That it had a nice story-line to go along with the more "how-to" aspects of the book. I found the book oddly romantic, and easy to read.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Definitely the end, when Maria began to like one of her patients, Liam.


    Have you listened to any of Marie Hélene’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I haven't, but I'll be looking out for her from now on as she gave an excellent performance.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Calling all girls! XP I'm not good at tag lines.


    Any additional comments?

    I admire those willing to break any of society's expectations in order to challenge conservative ideals. This book definitely did that.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Aubrey 07-25-14
    Aubrey 07-25-14
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    "Temptations between my legs"
    Where does Guide to Licking and Sucking rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This is actually my first audiobook. All I have to say is WOW.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Maria, her voice made the book that much better.


    Have you listened to any of Marie Hélene’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No, but this one will make your panties wet!


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Well, it is an erotica and although the ending was beautifully written, the education in this book is beneficial.


    Any additional comments?

    I loved that this is in audiobook. This book really came to life and I enjoyed listening during my commute.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    For 07-09-14
    For 07-09-14
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    "Interesting and informative!"
    What made the experience of listening to Guide to Licking and Sucking the most enjoyable?

    It is not only technical, the author make you understand there is nothing wrong for a woman to give pleasure to a man that way. Because she is completely in control.


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to and why?

    It could be compare to: Hey Girl It's Ok To Swallow , but its too short. I like Guide to Licking and Sucking because there is a great story attached to the technical aspect of the book


    Which character – as performed by Marie Hélene – was your favorite?

    Marie Hélene has a great voice and I really love her performance, she is a great actor.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Absolutely, it is a guide on how to improve oral stimulation on men, but also a great love story about Maria the nurse.


    Any additional comments?

    A great book, I real enjoy, it made me comfortable to please my partner.

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Steven Holt 08-22-14
    Steven Holt 08-22-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Made for a great gift"
    What made the experience of listening to Guide to Licking and Sucking the most enjoyable?

    The Voice over was very well done. It was surprisingly believable and I was impressed at how hard is was to stop listening.


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to and why?

    Erotic novels in general all seem to be a little contrived in various ways. This book is unique because it's a guide and a story


    Have you listened to any of Marie Hélene’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    This is the first Marie Helene performance that I have had.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I was surprised at how long I spent listening to the guide. I got hooked and I couldn't stop listening until I finished it.


    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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  • J.W
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    9/22/15
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    "Enjoyable read. Definitely learnt a few new tricks"
    If you could sum up Guide to Licking and Sucking in three words, what would they be?

    Instructional. Educational. Enjoyable.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was an extremely easy read. And it made the person walking past my car look at my strangely when I was listening to it on car stereo with the window wound down.


    What about Marie Hélene’s performance did you like?

    Everything!!!


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    18+


    Any additional comments?

    Don't be embarrassed. Just buy it and learn.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • drangelmedicinewoman
    UK
    9/15/15
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    "A refreshing surprise"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this book to friends who enjoy erotica, it is a great book in the genre with an easy to follow plot line that focuses on a popular male fantasy - the nurse.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    As this book is a first person narrative that takes you through the plot for the main character's perspective, a lot of the characters you only get to know from her point of view, but I particularly liked the character of Andrew.


    What about Marie Hélene’s performance did you like?

    The consistency in her narration and diction were both excellent. Her voice sounded as you would expect from the title.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It was an easy book to listen to without being too taxing and very engaging as erotica.


    Any additional comments?

    If you are expecting a how to guide, this isn't exactly one, but it is a very enjoyable story that will possibly leave you with some new ideas.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • A Dunne
    UK
    11/30/14
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    "A Great Guide in an Erotic Story"
    Where does Guide to Licking and Sucking rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This audio book is a fantastic listen, the person reading the book draws the listener in and makes you want to lie back, relax, and listen to what is next!


    What other book might you compare Guide to Licking and Sucking to, and why?

    I cannot compare this to another book because this is my first on such a topic. I will say though, that I have read much erotica and this offers something different in the way it has been written with technique and tips in amongst a story that unfolds around them.


    What about Marie Hélene’s performance did you like?

    Marie has a very listenable voice, perfect for this sort of book .Excellent reading voice; soothing, romantic and sexy.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes, I liked the romantic links, and the ending - but I won't spoil it!


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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