• Divine and Dateless

  • Eternally Yours, Book 1
  • By: Tara West
  • Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (84 ratings)

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Divine and Dateless

By: Tara West
Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
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Publisher's summary

Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go all the way....

What can be worse than electrocuting yourself while getting ready for your internet date? Realizing the hot stud you've been fondling is the Grim Reaper? Being chased by a sex-crazed, bloated, naked corpse? How about an eternity of more bad hair days and horrific dates? Or lusting after the one guy in all the afterlife whose hydrophobia rivals his fear of commitment? Yeah, that's a whole lot worse.

Contains mature themes.

©2014 Tara West (P)2019 Tantor

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Love it

Great book… I can’t wait to listen the rest I hope there as good as the first one

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AMAZING!!!

I loved this!!! this book was absolutely hilarious!!!! can't wait to listen to the others.

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Does not pull it's punches

Unrepentantly sexy
(this review requires fifteen words, most of which are unnecessary to describe this book)

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A good chuckle

I didnt know what to expect from this book bit I really enjoyed this perspective of purgatory. The book had the perfect amount of humor, sexy moments, and action. Also, the narrator is fantastic. Now I am on to the next book.

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it was alright

I listened to the entire series before leaving a review. This wasn't bad. But I won't be listening to it for a second time. I just personally didn't care much for the protagonist and most of the jokes fell flat to me. The best thing I can say about it was the narration. She is mostly why I finished the series. All in all... I wouldn't say it was bad and to skip it, but there were several times I had to make myself turn it back on to finish it.

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Not bad

I enjoyed this audiobook. It made me laugh. Interesting take on the after life. Included a little of everything.

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Divine and Dateless

okay this was a really good book. I just love rom-com. ❤ 😍, There were parts when the book had me chuckling, And others where I was like yes you go girl. but my favorite thing about this book is what she most afraid 😨 of, not going to say because you have to listen or read the book. I'm telling you're going to love it. can't wait to start the next book in the series. the narrator did an amazing job too.

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omg!! chapter 10!!

I was so un prepared for chapter 10!
I laughed so hard I Cried! truth! loved it!

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Sweet and interesting

Very different and well rounded, great story! Can’t wait to listen to the next one in the series. Narrator did an awesome job with voices.

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Annoying

So I actually think this story has the potential to be amazing. Obviously this is just my opinion, but I got so annoyed at some of her internal dialogue and self loathing. A little bit here and there is fine but the poor girl was definitely a frequent pity party goer… also I wasn’t a huge fan of the Narrator’s voice/tone but again… that’s just me and my ears. 🤷🏻‍♀️

P.S. Yes I realize she died and that’s pretty traumatic and stuff, but seriously there’s a limit. I almost put this book down several times.

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