• You Are All Diseased

  • By: George Carlin
  • Length: 1 hr and 1 min
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (145 ratings)

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You Are All Diseased

By: George Carlin
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Editorial reviews

You Are All Diseased by the Grammy Award-winning American standup comic George Carlin was recorded for HBO on February 6, 1999, but the material remains fresh and funny today. His textured voice and top-notch delivery create an unbeatable listening experience as he covers topics such as airport security, terrorism and religion. The audiobook includes: "Fear of Germs", "Cigars", "Angels", "Harley Davidson", "House of Blues", "Minority Language: A-Happens to Be; B-Openly; C-Urban; D-Girlfriend", "Man Stuff", "Kids and Parents", "TV Tonight", "Names", "Advertising Lullaby", "American Bullshit", "Businessmen", "Religion", and "There Is No God".

Publisher's summary

Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.

Tracks:
1. How's Everybody Doin'
2. Airport Security
3. Fear of Germs
4. Cigars
5. Angels
6. Harley Davidson
7. House Of Blues
8. Minority Language: A-Happens to Be; B-Openly; C-Urban; D-Girlfriend
9. Man Stuff
10. Kids and Parents
11. TV Tonight
12. Names
13. Advertising Lullaby
14. American Bullshit
15. Businessmen
16. Religion
17. There Is No God

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program.
©1999 Atlantic Recording Corporation (P)1999 Atlantic Recording Corporation

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another classic Carlin

will never cease to amaze and get you questioning everything. we miss you George. thank you

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Disappointing

I expected a more witty performance it was overall just too angry for my humor

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This Taping Is Amazing

Great recording, and you’ll be sure to remember it. But this is all on YouTube. Look it up.

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Disappointed

Always loved George but not this time. Usually funny because it's relatable but this was nothing more than vulgar anger.

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