• The New New Rules

  • A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
  • By: Bill Maher
  • Narrated by: Bill Maher
  • Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (717 ratings)

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The New New Rules

By: Bill Maher
Narrated by: Bill Maher
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Publisher's summary

From best-selling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.

A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today. With another presidential campaign on the horizon and a stellar set of real-life characters to have fun with - "New Rule: If Charlie Sheen's home life means he can't have a TV show, then I say Newt Gingrich can't be president" - this enlightening and important book may be the best thing you pretend to read all year.

©2011 Bill Maher (P)2011 Penguin

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"Of all the comic commentators, Maher is the gutsiest, boldest, and least inhibited." ( The Washington Post)

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Sporadic yet insightful

If you could sum up The New New Rules in three words, what would they be?

Sporadic, Insightful, Entertaining.

What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

The wide range of topics the book covers from politics to the economy to religion to even pop culture. If you care about it Bill probably covers it in this book at one point or another.

What does Bill Maher bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The way the sarcasm comes off in his voice really adds to how entertaining the book is and helps you picture what he is saying in your head alot easier. If you were just reading it I fear his witty sarcasm would fly over the heads of most people.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed from time to time but mostly chuckled. If you watch his TV show you have heard some of this stuff already but its nice to hear them again especially the older ones. If you don't watch the TV show or are new to it and enjoy it you are in for a treat with this book and Its highly recommended.

Any additional comments?

The way the book is setup isn't the best. All the

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better on tv

should have known what to expect with the whole 'new rules' thing; but wanted a little more from a true comic thinker.

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I Love Bill Maher, but...

Would you try another book from Bill Maher and/or Bill Maher?

I Love Bill Maher, but the audiobook just didnt work for me. I think it is just out of context or maybe because I have heard many of these before, but I only listened to half of it. Maher is brilliant, I anticipate his show each week it is on and hang on every word and wonder why I never thought of it that way, but I just didnt enjoy listening.

Would you listen to another book narrated by Bill Maher?

Yes

Was The New New Rules worth the listening time?

Maybe if you havent heard most of these on the show...

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Great Audiobook

I didn't know Bill Maher had a new book coming out, but as soon as I saw it I bought it. I wasn't disappointed. One great thing about this book is that he narrates it himself. It just wouldn't be the same with someone else speaking his words. His delivery is excellent from years of pratice on his show. I was laughing the whole way through this Abook and agreeing with just about everything he said. I live in Japan and don't have to be bombarded with all the political correctness and religious crap going on in the states. When I do go back home to visit, I'm shocked at what America is becoming. Bill hits on so many subjects that we all are fed up with, and he does it with straight forward in your face style. Keep it up Bill. Also, check out his documentary Religulous, it's great. This is a great Abook. It's funny and thought provoking.

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Bill Maher's New Rules Top Notch Comedy

What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

I like Bill Maher and his no holds barred comedy style.

What did you like best about this story?

When you watch Bill's Real Time show on HBO or listen to the podcast the 'New Rules

Which scene was your favorite?

The New Rules poking fun at politicians are usually the funniest.

What’s the most interesting tidbit you’ve picked up from this book?

Nothing or no one is safe from Bill Maher's humor, especially if you are famous, do something stupid, or better yet, both.

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Fun, especially if you're a fan of the show

Watching the actual show is better; somehow the audience laughter and the live element makes his delivery of the "new rules" more striking. But I thoroughly enjoyed listening to the book (read by Maher himself). Additionally, it contains a lot of rules that never aired. With Maher, you know what you are getting: acerbic whit, diatribes against the right and traditional values: marriage, religion, the culture of consumption, etc. Sometimes I think he has gone too far, but the challenge of great comedy has always been to give voice to unspoken truths, criticize sacred values, and push the boundaries of our tolerance. This book certainly has a lot of pushing, criticism, and truth. Enjoy.

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I have it on Repeat!!

What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

Listening to Bill Maher tell jokes in his sarcastic tone is what makes the book such a joy. He tells his jokes better than anyone else could.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I've listened to this book over and over again.

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Should of Bought the Written Version

Would you listen to another book narrated by Bill Maher?

Yes

Do you think The New New Rules needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

Maybe, but I will much rather read it not listen to it.

Any additional comments?

"The New New Rules" Is an interesting and entertaining book but it not meant for audio listeners. You will spend most of your time listening to Bill say "New Rule" before ever paragraph he reads. It gets old....fast... I didn't realize this book is primarily a list and that doesn't work well in an audio format.

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ok

It is cute. A regurgitation of his on air segment on "rules" on his show.

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Just like TV show only longer, too long sometimes

What did you love best about The New New Rules?

It was funny

Any additional comments?

This is a book you want to listen to in small bites, after a while it is just too much and the same basic formula. If you like the TV show you will like this.

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