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  • The New New Rules

  • A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
  • By: Bill Maher
  • Narrated by: Bill Maher
  • Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (724 ratings)

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The New New Rules

By: Bill Maher
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Publisher's summary

From best-selling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.

A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today. With another presidential campaign on the horizon and a stellar set of real-life characters to have fun with - "New Rule: If Charlie Sheen's home life means he can't have a TV show, then I say Newt Gingrich can't be president" - this enlightening and important book may be the best thing you pretend to read all year.

©2011 Bill Maher (P)2011 Penguin

Critic reviews

"Of all the comic commentators, Maher is the gutsiest, boldest, and least inhibited." ( The Washington Post)

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Funny and insightful

If you love Bill Maher then this book is for you he gives a great reading like you are watching Real Time.

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Good Book

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

It's fun to get a huge helping of Bill Maher all at one time.

What did you like best about this story?

Very funny but also makes some excellent points.

Have you listened to any of Bill Maher’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

This is first Bill Maher book I've listened to. I may not go back to older books but will definitley listen to next one that comes out.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Not really a movie book.

Any additional comments?

Get the book.

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A new impression when all New Rules read together

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

It is a great listen to hear all these ideas one after the other, creating deeper meaning to the weekly quips.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The New New Rules?

Most memorable? About being a Christian. ... or not.

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Witty and Smart

What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

This is a fast paced book, draws your attention all the way, Enjoyable all the way,

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Bill’s sense of humor

Great read of the infamous NEW RULES from the Bill Maher show. Bill doesn’t disappoint with his dry sense of humor!

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Great Audiobook

I didn't know Bill Maher had a new book coming out, but as soon as I saw it I bought it. I wasn't disappointed. One great thing about this book is that he narrates it himself. It just wouldn't be the same with someone else speaking his words. His delivery is excellent from years of pratice on his show. I was laughing the whole way through this Abook and agreeing with just about everything he said. I live in Japan and don't have to be bombarded with all the political correctness and religious crap going on in the states. When I do go back home to visit, I'm shocked at what America is becoming. Bill hits on so many subjects that we all are fed up with, and he does it with straight forward in your face style. Keep it up Bill. Also, check out his documentary Religulous, it's great. This is a great Abook. It's funny and thought provoking.

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Bill Maher's New Rules Top Notch Comedy

What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

I like Bill Maher and his no holds barred comedy style.

What did you like best about this story?

When you watch Bill's Real Time show on HBO or listen to the podcast the 'New Rules

Which scene was your favorite?

The New Rules poking fun at politicians are usually the funniest.

What’s the most interesting tidbit you’ve picked up from this book?

Nothing or no one is safe from Bill Maher's humor, especially if you are famous, do something stupid, or better yet, both.

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Fun, especially if you're a fan of the show

Watching the actual show is better; somehow the audience laughter and the live element makes his delivery of the "new rules" more striking. But I thoroughly enjoyed listening to the book (read by Maher himself). Additionally, it contains a lot of rules that never aired. With Maher, you know what you are getting: acerbic whit, diatribes against the right and traditional values: marriage, religion, the culture of consumption, etc. Sometimes I think he has gone too far, but the challenge of great comedy has always been to give voice to unspoken truths, criticize sacred values, and push the boundaries of our tolerance. This book certainly has a lot of pushing, criticism, and truth. Enjoy.

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I have it on Repeat!!

What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

Listening to Bill Maher tell jokes in his sarcastic tone is what makes the book such a joy. He tells his jokes better than anyone else could.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I've listened to this book over and over again.

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Should of Bought the Written Version

Would you listen to another book narrated by Bill Maher?

Yes

Do you think The New New Rules needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

Maybe, but I will much rather read it not listen to it.

Any additional comments?

"The New New Rules" Is an interesting and entertaining book but it not meant for audio listeners. You will spend most of your time listening to Bill say "New Rule" before ever paragraph he reads. It gets old....fast... I didn't realize this book is primarily a list and that doesn't work well in an audio format.

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