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President Me: The America That's in My Head | [Adam Carolla]

President Me: The America That's in My Head

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.
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Publisher's Summary

Imagine a world where New York Times best-selling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!

Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his New York Times best seller, In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks - but he’s not done.

In President Me, Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. President Me hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.

©2014 Adam Carolla (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers

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    LE Atlanta, GA 06-20-14
    LE Atlanta, GA 06-20-14 Member Since 2011

    EntrepreNerd - Looking for good books on tech, life skills and business

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    "Funny, Truthy, Douchey"
    What made the experience of listening to President Me the most enjoyable?

    Adam's performance of the title made it top notch. He's a comedian, so you would expect his timing/delivery to be great, and it was.

    There was a lot of politically incorrect truth here mixed with a fed-up attitude. There were some stories that ran on too long and times when I said, "What a douchebag", but overall, really funny. He's like the Libertarian version of John Stewart.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Funny, truthful and not afraid to ruffle the panties of some liberals and Democrats.


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    KENNETH 07-10-14
    KENNETH 07-10-14

    Always listening ...

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    "Classic Carolla"
    Would you listen to President Me again? Why?

    No, because its stand-up comedy on paper.... but I'd recommend it to others.


    What other book might you compare President Me to and why?

    Any good comedian's humor book.


    What does Adam Carolla bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    No one can deliver a comedian's words like the comedian themself. Carolla read by anyone else would be bad.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    His logical politics , they match up so easily with my own ... and they are both humorous and revealing in contrast to real politicians.


    Any additional comments?

    If you enjoyed either of his first two books, or his podcast, its a must read.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Tommy NEWPORT NEWS, VA, United States 07-09-14
    Tommy NEWPORT NEWS, VA, United States 07-09-14 Member Since 2012

    I want to feel good when I complete a story & am a little harsh on depressing ones. There are a few sad ones that I love but not many.

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    "Hilarious and Painfully True"

    I know Carolla is a comedian and I know he is joking about some of the topics but he hits the nail directly on the head.
    This book will not sit well with liberals and people who take themselves too seriously. He comes off as a racist and insensitive. Oh well! It is very funny and takes topics on directly in your face.
    I am able to look past the fact that he is saying the things that some don't want to say and that he does point out things most want to brush under the rug and see the bigger point. He has made a very funny book that addresses real issues.
    I will definitely be looking into more from Carolla.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Matthew Ottawa, ON, Canada 05-17-14
    Matthew Ottawa, ON, Canada 05-17-14 Member Since 2008

    Avid audiobook addict!

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    "Quite entertaining, but repetitive..."

    The only problem for me was that, as an avid Adam Carolla daily podcast listener, I'd heard 99.5% of the stories in this book several times. Though there was very little new, Adam's delivery is always entertaining.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Carlsbad, CA, United States 08-13-14
    Robert Carlsbad, CA, United States 08-13-14 Member Since 2011

    Carlsbad Rob

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    "Started off a bit slow but picked up"

    When he got to the UN part it was laugh out loud funny. That alone was probably worth the purchase.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Randy 05-16-14
    Randy 05-16-14
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    "Aceman for president!"
    Would you listen to President Me again? Why?

    Yes, Corolla delivers an excellent performance (always love when authors narrate their own books). This book is a nice length (6 hours) and feels like a lengthly one of Corolla's podcasts. He reads the book, gets passionate about the topic, and starts ranting a bit outside of the actual text.


    What does Adam Carolla bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Since Corolla is reading his own book, he gets to add in whatever he wants as he's reading. He'll laugh, sigh, yell, and really add emotion to what he's reading.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    This book is perfect for one sitting or as many shorter sittings as you'd like.


    Any additional comments?

    Corolla gets a little preachy and off topic in some chapters, but overall he delivers an excellent performance and makes me wish he'd actually run for president.

    4 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Donaldo Milton, NH, United States 05-16-14
    Donaldo Milton, NH, United States 05-16-14 Member Since 2011

    Admirer of history and biographies.

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    "Ace comes through again!"
    Any additional comments?

    I enjoyed Adam's first two books, so I figured that this one would be a safe bet. It is. I usually listen to my audiobooks at work in a factory. I found myself laughing so hard (not just out loud, but gasping for air, tears in my eyes laughing) during some sections of this book (particularly his United Nations address) that some of my coworkers were starting to look at me as though they were sizing me up for a straightjacket. It's a good, light listen, and he actually makes a lot of excellent points about our culture these days to boot.

    5 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Dave 12-12-14
    Dave 12-12-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Adam's got my vote for President of USA"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this to certain friends who are open minded about political satire and parody.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Future U.S. President Adam Carolla. He genuinely has some really excellent plans and ideas for a better future United States of America.


    What about Adam Carolla’s performance did you like?

    It was like he was talking directly to me while sitting at a small hotel bar over a few cheap beers.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I could listen to it in one sitting if I was on a 6-1/2 hour car trip or on a long flight.


    Any additional comments?

    Adam Carolla's books are so much better on Audiobook then reading an actual paper book. It was like listening to his podcast or stand-up comedy. I am a regular listener to his podcast.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Brian Smith 10-13-14
    Brian Smith 10-13-14 Member Since 2014
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    Would you listen to President Me again? Why?

    I won't be listening again. This isn't new ground for Carolla listeners. All good stuff, but stale material collected and recorded.


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    T. Hubbell Hollywood CA 08-31-14
    T. Hubbell Hollywood CA 08-31-14 Member Since 2012

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    "Phoning it in"
    If you’ve listened to books by Adam Carolla before, how does this one compare?

    Just, "ok"


    Was President Me worth the listening time?

    I am a fan of the Ace Man, I have all of his books. But in this one he seems to have lost his mojo. His political positions are fun to listen to on the air, but they did not hold up in book form.


    Any additional comments?

    Good effort, some great jokes and observations but this one will not earn Adan any new fans.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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