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New Rules Audiobook

New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer

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Publisher's Summary

Bill Maher first came to national attention as the host of the hit Comedy Central and ABC-TV program Politically Incorrect, where he offered a combustible mixture of irreverence and acerbic humor that helped him to garner a loyal following, as well as a reputation for being a hilarious provocateur.

Now, his popular new HBO television show, Real Time with Bill Maher, has put him more front and center than ever. In particular, one of the show's segments entitled "New Rules" has struck a chord with viewers. It's within his rules that Maher takes serious aim, bringing all his incisiveness, wit, and his signature exasperation to bear on topics ranging from cell phones ("I don't need my cell phone to take pictures or access the Internet. I just need to make a phone call. From everywhere! Not just the places it likes!") to fast food ("New Rule: No more McDonald's in hospitals. I'm not kidding!") to the conservative agenda ("Stop claiming it's an agenda. It's not an agenda. It's a random collection of laws that your corporate donors paid you to pass."), Maher brings these brilliantly conceived riffs to audio for the first time, along with some singularly Maher-ian "editorials", editorials nothing like the standard fare found on the pages of the local newspaper!

©2005 Bill Maher; (P)2005 Phoenix Audio

What the Critics Say

  • Grammy Award Nominee, Best Spoken Word Album, 2006

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    Angelo Seattle, WA, USA 11-28-05
    Angelo Seattle, WA, USA 11-28-05
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    "Waiting for my refund in the mail..."

    Sooo boring and formulaic I wished for the first time someone besides the author had been the narrator. "New Rule" being spoken in Maher's drone-like voice became instantly annoying and distracting considering my mislead expectations that this 'funny' (occasionally, at best) and 'insightful' (more often than not) book was going to be presented as a dialogue where more than few sentences would be dedicated to each topic, or at least the funnier ones. Bill Maher must have released this solely as a way to augment his retirememt fund a bit because I see no other purpose for actually paying for this book other than using it as way to A) help barely pass the time in rush hour or B) rile up extreme conservatives, which we all know is sooo hard to do nowadays anyhow...

    1 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Pamela J United States 10-03-05
    Pamela J United States 10-03-05 Member Since 2016

    Sure, I'd love to hear your story....

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    "No one is spared!"

    Right, left, center, red state or blue state, no one is safe from the cutting wit of Bill Maher! He didn't wait to get old to become grumpy - - thank goodness.

    1 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Hunter Edmonton, AB, Canada 08-02-05
    Hunter Edmonton, AB, Canada 08-02-05
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    "Poorly written and even more poorly thought out."

    The lack of imagination, lack of clear thinking, and - most importantly - lack of a sense of humour are in clear evidence with this terrible book.

    Though I never found him all that funny, he is clearly far too bitter now to have anything interesting or entertaining to say.

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    Joseph Alexandria, VA 10-30-05
    Joseph Alexandria, VA 10-30-05 Member Since 2015

    Say something about yourself!

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    "BIll Who?"

    This guy is terrible - how this one-time crappy comedian became a "respected" political analyst and commentator is beyond me. Who makes up his audience? If you have any desire to learn about today's political environment or want to understand the world a bit deeper than Bill's bumpersticker-deep philosophy go elsewhere!

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    Brian Albuquerque, NM, USA 05-05-06
    Brian Albuquerque, NM, USA 05-05-06
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    "Horrible"

    Waste of money!

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    Robert Sarasota, FL, USA 08-07-05
    Robert Sarasota, FL, USA 08-07-05
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    "Terrible-whining from front to back"

    This is the worst book ever. If you like to whine about things read it. Otherwise stay away from it.

    10 of 63 people found this review helpful

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