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I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood | [Dave Barry]

I'll Mature When I'm Dead: Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood

Some people may wonder what this subject has to do with Dave Barry, since Dave's struggled hard against growing up his entire life-but the result is one of the funniest, warmest, most pitch-perfect books ever on that mystifying territory we call "adulthood".
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Publisher's Summary

Here's a brilliantly funny exploration of the treacherous state of adulthood by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist.

Some people may wonder what this subject has to do with Dave Barry, since Dave's struggled hard against growing up his entire life - but the result is one of the funniest, warmest, most pitch-perfect books ever on that mystifying territory we call "adulthood".

In hilarious, brand-new pieces, Dave tackles everything from fatherhood, new fatherhood ("Over the next five years, you will spend roughly 45 minutes, total, listening to songs you like, and roughly 127,000 hours to songs exploring topics such as how the horn on the bus goes* [*It goes: 'Beep! Beep! Beep!']"), self-image, the battle of the sexes, celebrityhood, technology, parenting styles, certain unmentionable medical procedures ("There is absolutely no reason to be afraid of a vasectomy, except that: THEY CUT A HOLE IN YOUR SCROTUM."), and much more. It is a book of pure delight from the man one newspaper claimed "could become the most important American humorist since Mark Twain" (South Florida Sun-Sentinel)...though, frankly, we think they were indulging in some adult beverages at the time.

©2010 Dave Barry (P)2010 Penguin

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    Karen Stansbury Park, UT, United States 01-08-11
    Karen Stansbury Park, UT, United States 01-08-11 Member Since 2009
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    "Hilarious"

    If you enjoy reading Dave Barry, you will absolutely love listening to him read you his work. Even those who are not typically Barry fans will find things to laugh about in this book. I have played several of the essays for others I knew would enjoy them. The Twilight spoof had me actually in tears I was laughing so hard. Even when Barry takes on a serious topic like his brother's cancer, you will still find yourself laughing, entertained and nodding in agreement.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jane Chicago, IL, United States 03-30-14
    Jane Chicago, IL, United States 03-30-14 Member Since 2015
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    "4 ½ stars. Fun. This guy is really good."

    I laughed a lot. Humorous essays on a variety of topics. Most of them were funny. But a few less so. The weakest ones for me were the one about writing a screenplay and Dave’s retelling of “Twilight” the famous teenage vampire story. It was funny at first, but he could have stopped after the first third or so. It became repetitive.

    The author did a great job of narrating the audiobook. Good timing with pauses. I didn’t have to keep stopping the tape the way I did with Woody Allen.

    Genre: humorous essays

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    R. Davis California 03-19-13
    R. Davis California 03-19-13
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    "Hysterical and thoroughly entertaining."

    Dave Barry is a genius. Listening to this on public transportation is risky. People will stare as you become hysterical and giggly. It's a great testament that I was willing to endure the looks of distain as I rode to and from work. It's that good.

    Enough said.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Linda 10-22-12
    Linda 10-22-12 Member Since 2011

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    "Dave Barry Cracks Me Up!"

    I have enjoyed every Dave Barry article and book I have ever read. This was no exception. The understated humor is great. Many real belly laughs in this one.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    K. McRitchie Iowa, United States 01-16-11
    K. McRitchie Iowa, United States 01-16-11 Member Since 2009

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    "It will brighten your day"

    A collection of various observances on every day life that will make you smile. It is light, funny, and a great listen when you need something to brighten your day. I would listen for awhile, then put it away for awhile, then listen again, it was great. Dave talks about the every-day things that we don't really think about in a new light.

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    R. Sippel San Jose, CA United States 06-02-10
    R. Sippel San Jose, CA United States 06-02-10 Member Since 2007

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    "If Dave Barry makes you laugh"

    Typical Dave Barry humor, and I'm with Dave on this one, I don't care how old you are farts are funny. Just enjoy and laugh!

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    Amazon Customer 02-21-15 Member Since 2013
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    "fun!"

    I used to love reading the collections of Dave Barry's columns, and I loved listening to him narrate this collection of essays.

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    green ice cream garden miramar, FL United States 01-20-15
    green ice cream garden miramar, FL United States 01-20-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Not all greatest hits, but so many gems"

    I think I said it all with the subject line. Not all of these essays are hilarious but more than enough will have you laughing out loud. Dave Barry is always worth the credit.

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    RRRedmond 10-14-14
    RRRedmond 10-14-14
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    "Not Funny. A preachy autobiography."
    What disappointed you about I'll Mature When I'm Dead?

    It wasn't funny like his earlier books. He has a very simplistic view of life. A bit too preachy.


    What could Dave Barry have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Stick with humor next time.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Linda Nichols Memphis, TN United States 01-13-13
    Linda Nichols Memphis, TN United States 01-13-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Somehow, loses something in translation to a book"
    Would you try another book from Dave Barry and/or Dave Barry?

    I might get another book. His columns seem to be better. Also, he might have benefitted from somone else reading the book.


    Would you recommend I'll Mature When I'm Dead to your friends? Why or why not?

    No


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    Yes


    Do you think I'll Mature When I'm Dead needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    No


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