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Humblebrag Audiobook
Humblebrag
Written by: 
Harris Wittels
Narrated by: 
Harris Wittels
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Humblebrag Audiobook

Humblebrag: The Art of False Modesty

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Publisher's Summary

From comedian and writer (Parks and Recreation, Eastbound & Down) Harris Wittels comes a hysterical breakdown of boasts, brags, and self-adulation disguised as humble comments and complaints - based on his popular @humblebrag Twitter feed.

Something immediately annoyed Harris Wittels about Twitter. All of a sudden it was acceptable to brag, so long as those brags were ever-so-thinly disguised as transparent humility, such as:

"Just filed my taxes. Biggie was right, mo money mo problems."

"I hate when I go into a store to get something to eat and the male staff are too busy hitting on me to get my order right :( so annoying!"

Taking action by naming this phenomenon and creating the Twitter account called Humblebrag - dedicated solely to retweeting the humblebrags of others - Wittels's new word took the Internet by storm. Harris also shows readers what humblebrags might look like from some of history's most notable names, as well as devoting an entire chapter to a man who just might be the greatest humblebraggart of them all...

©2012 Harris Wittels (P)2012 Hachette

What the Critics Say

"I haven't read this, and never intend to, but Harris is my friend, so I feel obligated to give him a 'blurb' for his book. He's a funny writer...I'm sure it's not that bad." (Aziz Ansari, comedian, NBC's Parks and Recreation)

"Great, Harris. This is a really good use of your time." (Mindy Kaling, comedian and NYT bestselling author of Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?)

"Harris Wittels is a hilarious performer and writer and with this book he has coined a new term for that thing that drives us crazy. But honestly, I don't know how I feel about this whole thing. It makes me nervous." (Amy Poehler)

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    Arthur Hatch Wareham, MA United States 05-03-15
    Arthur Hatch Wareham, MA United States 05-03-15
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    "Cathartic to hear your sassy voice. We miss you."
    What made the experience of listening to Humblebrag the most enjoyable?

    Hearing Harris' voice again. It's hard to accept he's gone, it was too sudden and without goodbyes. But hearing him talk, sass, and joke for 4 hours is so incredibly cathartic.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Humblebrag?

    Harris' sass and humor immortalized in 4 hours worth of shit talking twitter users for their shameless tweets.


    What about Harris Wittels’s performance did you like?

    His dry delivery of insults is sassy-humor perfection.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    Thank you for these 4 hours of memories and emotions, Harris. It's both cathartic and hilarious. You'd appreciate how crazy you make me look when listening in public, Harris. People see me going from full-tilt laughter from the tweet-insults to quivering-lipped and quietly crying when realizing your gone, and your genius and your friendship is gone forever. :(

    We love and miss you, Harris.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Paul West Blocton, AL, United States 11-15-12
    Paul West Blocton, AL, United States 11-15-12 Member Since 2016
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    "The best purchase I have made on Audible!"

    I loved this book. It is hysterical. I actually laughed out loud every ten minutes or so. It is also an interesting study in human behavior and you can't help but think about some of the things you say or post on social media sites. The author is very insightful and his sense of humor is entertaining. I did not stop listening until it ended. I will listen to this again when I need a good laugh. I am going to be sharing this with friends. I have a new favorite audible book. Don't miss out on this one!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Brian Rexburg, ID, United States 06-29-15
    Brian Rexburg, ID, United States 06-29-15 Member Since 2015
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    "This was hilarious!"

    This book was a nonstop laugh session. I look forward to volume 2! I would recommend this for an honest look at the art of humblebragging.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Richard Huntsville, AL, USA 06-27-15
    Richard Huntsville, AL, USA 06-27-15
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    "Criticize published tweets...repeat"

    I have to agree with the last reviewer. For someone who has such contempt for the tweets of others, he certainly spent hours and hours reading them. He even put them into groups but even these were distinctions without differences. I think I was expecting some insight resulting from the amount of time spent reading and copying these things. But all this book does is copy the tweet, point to the obvious, copy the next tweet point to the obvious for page after page.

    I understand that this is a matter of not managing my own expectations. I was hoping for insight. As polished as the author/narrator is, I think even he was becoming bored by the end.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 06-25-15
    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 06-25-15 Member Since 2015

    My favorite genres are absurdist humor, Sci-fi & modern fantasy, but, as you can see, I'll read just about anything. Don't mind the typos.

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    "Not my cup of tea."

    Interesting concept and insight into Twitter posts. I enjoyed it at first, but author comes off like a complete jerk after a while. Four hours of the same thing... over and over... and over.

    8 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Brett Charlotte, NC, United States 06-26-15
    Brett Charlotte, NC, United States 06-26-15
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    "Not Really a Book - More of a List - A LONG list"

    Here is the summary of this book.

    The author reads a tweet that can be classified as a "humblebrag"
    The author replies with an equally short snarky comment mocking the humblebragger.

    That is it. Over four hours of this - the same joke over and over and over. We get it.

    Seriously. Listen to the sample and you will have experienced the entire book. There is no more.

    How was this published? (Why did I buy it!?)

    6 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    John 07-19-16
    John 07-19-16 Member Since 2015
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    "A few hours of someone reading Tweets"
    What would have made Humblebrag better?

    The book contained zero narrative; just chapter after chapter of the author reading tweets. Might be a decent podcast if you were interested in that type of thing, but definitely not worth listening to as an audio book.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Nick 04-21-16
    Nick 04-21-16
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    "Long live Harris Wittels!"

    Finished this in 1 day while doing data entry at work & had to fight back the laughs so I didnt look crazy to my co workers. Harris' humor was so unique. Listen to Harris' Foam Corner on the old Comedy Bang Bang podcasts if you havent!

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    Jamila 11-30-15
    Jamila 11-30-15
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    "Witty, Ignorant and just damned HILARIOUS!!!"

    This book is funny is awesomely funny and very relatable. I never thought a book of twitter judgements could be amazing, but Harris's ability to call you out while making fun at your expense is impressive. He was tremendous talent and will be missed.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Malia 11-22-15
    Malia 11-22-15 Member Since 2016

    Mystery loving photographer, artist, and mermaid rider!

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    "amusing for the first 1st capture, then boring"
    What would have made Humblebrag better?

    the author is funny but just reading tweets gets old.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Harris Wittels again?

    probably not. if i wanted to read the BS on twitter i'd have a tweeter account!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    funny concept and then he just reads other peoples tweets and makes sarcastic comment son them.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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