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In The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank, Bombeck rides the train to the suburbs. In lands like the Suburbian Gems subdivision, settlers from the city brave endless cul-de-sacs and overly helpful insurance salesmen. Picture windows bring new meaning to the term "neighborly". A poorly timed trip to the restroom results in a promotion to Girl Scout Cookie Captain. And brave parents fight epic battles to get sex out of the schools and back into the gutters.
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Experience a bold take on this classic autobiography as it’s performed by Oscar-nominated Laurence Fishburne. In this searing classic autobiography, originally published in 1965, Malcolm X, the Muslim leader, firebrand, and Black empowerment activist, tells the extraordinary story of his life and the growth of the Human Rights movement. His fascinating perspective on the lies and limitations of the American dream and the inherent racism in a society that denies its non-White citizens the opportunity to dream, gives extraordinary insight into the most urgent issues of our own time.
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Thirty years ago, award-winning journalist Jon Ronson stumbled on the mystery of Carol Howe—a charismatic, wealthy former debutante turned white supremacist spokeswoman turned undercover informant. In 1995, Carol was spying on Oklahoma’s neo-Nazis for the government just when Timothy McVeigh blew up a federal building in Oklahoma City, killing 168 people.
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Interesting but not compelling
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The Mongol army led by Genghis Khan subjugated more lands and people in 25 years than the Romans did in 400. In nearly every country the Mongols conquered, they brought an unprecedented rise in cultural communication, expanded trade, and a blossoming of civilization.
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Two Women Walk into a Bar
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Twenty-one years after Cheryl Strayed set off on the Pacific Crest Trail to heal from the death of her beloved mother, Cheryl’s mother-in-law, Joan, is given weeks to live. As she and her husband help see Joan through her final days, Cheryl reckons with their complicated relationship, determined to connect with a woman who both showed her love and (sometimes hilariously) held her at a distance. Cheryl reflects on their two decades together as she comes to a deeper understanding of the secrets and sorrows in Joan’s complicated past.
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Cheryl tells a great story!
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When celebrated writer Joan Didion’s life was altered forever, she wrote a new chapter. In this adaptation of her iconic memoir, Didion transforms the story of the shattering loss of her husband and their daughter into a one-woman play performed by Tony Award winner Vanessa Redgrave, who originated the role on Broadway in 2007.
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Difficult story, but worth it
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Own It
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Diane von Furstenberg, entrepreneur and philanthropist, presents her words to live by. In an easy-to-navigate A-Z dictionary format, designed to be browsed or listened to as a whole, Own It offers listeners Diane’s well-earned wisdom for enjoying both personal and professional growth at any age.
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Some books should just never be opened
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Something Ain't Right
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Roger Stringer grew up in rural Mississippi, hunting and eating everything from deer to rabbits. When he had two sons, Zac and Justin, he gave them guns and took them to the woods as well. Then one day when the boys were home alone, he got a call from Zac that Justin had been shot. What follows is an intimate and gripping memoir about the shooting’s aftermath. The story moves between the perspectives of Roger and Zac as they take us through their journey of betrayal, redemption, and ultimately confrontation with a company that had kept its corruption a secret for decades.
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Dr. Jung's Life Would Make A Good Movie
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In Chase Darkness with Me, you’ll ride shotgun as journalist Billy Jensen identifies the Halloween Mask Murderer, finds a missing girl in the California Redwoods, and investigates the only other murder in New York City on 9/11. You’ll hear intimate details of the hunts for two of the most terrifying serial killers in history: his friend Michelle’s pursuit of the Golden State Killer which is chronicled in I’ll Be Gone In The Dark which Billy helped finish after Michelle’s passing, and his own quest to find the murderer of the Allenstown 4 family.
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COULD NOT STOP
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- Tracy
- 02-24-13
I LOVE THIS!
If you could sum up The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank in three words, what would they be?
real life situations made hilarous!!
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank?
OMG ... there are too many!! Erma Bombeck is the best!!
What about Barbara Rosenblat’s performance did you like?
she was very energetic and read with gusto
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
oh goodness yes it made me laugh out loud!!
Any additional comments?
I read " THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER OVER SEPTIC TANK" years ago. It was just as funny if not more so to listen to the audio book!!
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- Michel
- 10-28-19
Great writing; narration all wrong
If you've listened to Erma Bombeck as read by C. M. Hebert (A Marriage Made in Heaven), there is a calm, dry delivery. This makes what Bombeck writes all the more humorous. This narration is frenetic and over-the-top. Absolutely ruined the book for me to the extent that I had to stop listening. And I love Erma Bobbeck's writing. So disappointed,
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- Corbin5
- 01-19-17
Voice is so bad
If you're old enough to remember Erma, you will be SO disappointed in this reading! Ruined it for me. Didn't get past the first chapter.
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- Teresa
- 10-20-12
Family humor
What made the experience of listening to The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank the most enjoyable?
I read this book years ago. I really enjoyed listening to it. It is funny to hear about the technology changes in our life's over the years.
Would you be willing to try another book from Erma Bombeck? Why or why not?
I already purchased all of her audiobooks.
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- Tara
- 03-30-12
Nostalgic
If you could sum up The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank in three words, what would they be?
Comical cynical harmless
What about Barbara Rosenblat???s performance did you like?
She plays it so well
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Lots of laughs out loud
Any additional comments?
Loved the comical insight into the original suburban housewife....
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- Joanne
- 01-18-09
funny funny classic Erma
Suburban bliss anywhere in the 60's 70's or even 80's. I laughed out loud at times. Such an insiders look at all that was "must have" during the suburban boom. If you've ever lived or dreamed of living in Suburbia you will find this audio book bordering on historically accurate in a rib tickling way!
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-23-20
Nostalgg driven sighs.
Read this book when I was younger and thought it hilarious. Today it has grown... it is still hilarious, but now it is also poignant.
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- Robert N. Fife Sr.
- 05-30-23
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One of the GOAT’s and will keep me giggling for hours! I can’t wait to go to her next book!
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- Toma
- 03-13-23
Loved all of it!
Bombeck’s humor speaks for itself but in this case the narration, in my opinion was brilliant! Not sure why some didn’t enjoy the reading.
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- Dianne J.
- 02-23-23
Great trip down memory lane
I like bed the delivery of this wonderful book Erma Bonbeck’s humor certainly stands the test of time. And the delivery by Barbara Rosenblat was wonderful. I thoroughly enjoyed this audiobook.
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