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Thanks for Nothing Audiobook

Thanks for Nothing

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Publisher's Summary

For the first time, comedian Jack Dee reveals the highs and lows of his early life and disastrous day jobs.

You don't just wake up jaundiced and bitter; it's taken Jack years of dedication and commitment to brew his unique cocktail of disillusionment and bile. What turned this once optimistic young man into a grumpy middle-aged git? Was it working in an artificial-leg factory? Or delivering incontinence pads for the NHS? Or was it the time when he was shunned by his peers for daring to thrash a one-armed man at tennis?

In this hilariously frank account of his life, Jack finally answers the question, 'So how did you get started in comedy then?' Along the way, he shares his blatantly unreasonable views on everything from personal trainers to boutique hotels, from the overrated moon landing to 'people who hold their cutlery the wrong way'.

Once you've listened to this book, you'll never think of Jack Dee as a smiling, happy-go-lucky, friendly face again.

©2009 Jack Dee; (P)2009 Random House Audio

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  • Mr. M. W. Prosser
    Kingston upon Thames, UK
    3/21/17
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    "Love this honest view from Jack"

    Jack Dee is a searingly honest man and in this book he gives a relatable view of his life so far. highly reccomended.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • StuartWh
    3/12/17
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    "Didn't want it to end"

    Really enjoyed this, had me laughing out loud. I found the section, when Jack was starting his career as a stand up comedian, most entertaining.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Kev
    York
    3/9/17
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    "Brilliant"

    Really enjoyed this - it had me laughing a lot. Jack's telling of his life is well delivered and thoroughly entertaining.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • T Parks
    3/4/17
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    "Great listen"

    I saw Jack Dee very early on in his career at the comedy store and have enjoyed his performances ever since. Getting to hear about what drove him to become a comedian was a real pleasure. If you're a fan, it's a must listen.

    BTW Jack, please follow it up with another. I'd love to hear about Lead Balloon and Big Brother etc. cheers.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Trebor
    Huntingdon, United Kingdom
    1/15/14
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    "Great Stuff"

    This was really interesting. Well read in his inimitable voice. Laughed out loud a lot while listening in the car. Worth buying. Glad to say it wasn't all 'Showbiz" stuff but about his life up to his first success. Hope there will be a sequel.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mr
    Tadcaster, United Kingdom
    12/1/13
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    "Perfect listen"
    If you could sum up Thanks for Nothing in three words, what would they be?

    Jack Dee's miserable


    What did you like best about this story?

    I find Jack's narration fantastic, it is his normal dry miserable best. Jack's Story is exactly as you would imagine it to be with him generally disliking life and everyone else in it.


    What does Jack Dee bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    If you read the book you would always be imagining him reading it, so why not just listen to him read it.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, it filled a long car journey happily.


    Any additional comments?

    Couldn't recommend it more.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Patricia
    Manchester, United Kingdom
    11/15/13
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    "a must listen."
    What made the experience of listening to Thanks for Nothing the most enjoyable?

    that jack dee read it himself in his usual deadpan manner.


    What other book might you compare Thanks for Nothing to, and why?

    can't compare,


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    yes!!!!!! yes!!!!! yes. and I have listened to it three times now, once with my son. I will certainly buy more of his book's. very funny.


    Any additional comments?

    I will go back to this one again, as its so funny, in such a deadpan way as only jack dee can express.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • K. Bailey
    United Kingdom
    9/26/13
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    "If you get his humour you will get this"
    Would you listen to Thanks for Nothing again? Why?

    I think a few people who have reviewed this book have found it droany and not that funny - personally that is what I liked about it! For me that IS the point of Jack Dee - he isn't outwardly laugh a minute funny - he is dry, sarcastic and witty. This book is dry and sarcastic. He tells his story exactly the way I was hoping he would and I really enjoyed it. He is monotone - again that is Jacks thing. He explains how he discovered that it is ok to be himself. To be a miserable git and that is what people find funny and that is exactly what I found. Expect that, want that and enjoy that and this book is for you. If you want jolly laughing and enjoyment get Alan Carr or Micheal MacIntyre - all three are great listens but have very different styles.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The dryness


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    His fantasy of the disabling of a school friend.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    No


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • rachel
    Cardiff, United Kingdom
    8/20/13
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    "Couldn't believe it"

    Excellent book by Dee. Slow to start, but hang in there, trust me, well worth it. I thought, I was a mad depressive who took years to fit into society. However, Jack Dee beats me hands down. He has the skill of making you laugh, while he tells his story of finding his calling in life. Brilliant thanks Dee

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • M. Askell
    UK Newcastle
    8/19/13
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    "I tried, but this is terrible"
    If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Jacks Agent, maybe Jack himself...after that, i struggle to think who...


    Would you ever listen to anything by Jack Dee again?

    Only if i was thinking of ending my own life, or held by a middle east group who wanted to extract information from me, they would get it within 30 seconds in that case


    Who might you have cast as narrator instead of Jack Dee?

    Michael McIntyre, reading his own bio, that is the only way anyone would want to buy this, get Jack to forget it and just leave it to Michael. Really!


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment, in buckets. At one point Jack starts to tell you about his desk at home, and the order of the plugs! For god sake. It was like a little briton sketch of the old lady writing a book, and to fill the 20,000 word she adds " we played on the swing, weee weeeweee weeeweee weeeweee weeeweee weee" just to fll the gaps...this book is that, but for real.


    Any additional comments?

    I like Jack Dee, but not this book

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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