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  • Let's Pretend This Never Happened

  • A Mostly True Memoir
  • By: Jenny Lawson
  • Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (8,293 ratings)

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By: Jenny Lawson
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Publisher's summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut.

Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel", "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband", "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking", and "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane".

©2012 Jenny Lawson (P)2012 Penguin

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Alas, poor Jenny…
"Just like the taxidermized, Yorick-like mouse on the cover, Let's Pretend This Never Happened is awkward, weird, and hilarious—as is the writer, Jenny Lawson, of The Bloggess fame. Her narration, too, makes this listen truly sing—quite literally when she belts out the chapter titles like a manic, singsong opera star. The whole package is so genuine and vulnerable that I frequently laughed to the point of tears as she regaled her experiences dealing with anxiety, depression, and social missteps. This is a title that could only be written by Lawson herself."
Sean T., Audible Editor

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Prepare for raunchy hilariousness.

as long as you are okay with a lot of cursing, you will really enjoy this book.

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Funny Uplifting Read With A Bit Of An Edge

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This has been one of my favorite audible selections so far this year... she tells it like it is in her wacky one of kind perspective that made her blog so popular.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When she talks about her social anxiety, its candid and hilarious.

Any additional comments?

Highly recommend it. She has a knack for getting into ridiculous situations on a day to day basis and sharing it in her very unique voice. This book makes you smile, snort with laughter and remember that we're all a hot mess occasionally.

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Crazy Funny

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OMG...found myself thinking this girl is disturbed, then ROFLMAO!!! She is hilarious. Didn't like the sing/song titles for every chapter though.

This was recommended to me via Audible Chat when I needed something funny. Great advice. However, I was listening to the last part of the book before going into a store shopping. I paused the book but, unfortunately didn't get out of the app. When I got ready to open my phone in the store, Jenny said..."VAGINA"! I was mortified and laughed so hard at the situation that I could hardly stay in the store. Thank God I live in a small town and I knew everyone in the store. Actually, one of the girls who was waiting on me works for me part time. She said, "Ms Terry, did that just say, "vagina". I started back peddling trying to explain what happened. Didn't work. Everyone looked at me like I was completely crazy. Oppsie!!

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Loved it.

I laughed throughout the whole book! lol. We could be twins! Thanks for the smiles

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amazing, with a side of crazy

I am pretty much in love...with this book, this author, this idea. Couldn't be sadder that it is over.

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Funny Story, her voice is a little annoying

Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

Overall I enjoyed listening to it but i found myself having big gaps in between listening because her voice is pretty annoying so you have to be in the mood for something so intense.

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OH MY!

What made the experience of listening to Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) the most enjoyable?

I laughed out loud, once Jenny was out in the world - at least sorta on her own.

Has Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) turned you off from other books in this genre?

Maybe it was because the Author read it. I sounded like early 70s canned music.

What three words best describe Jenny Lawson’s voice?

Authentic, rapid fire,

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

OH NO! I would be like all of the seasons of Gilmore Girls in one hour!

Any additional comments?

My daughter recommended it, and I can see why - we both could see so much of the eclectic but loving group of people that surrounded her from birth: family and friends. It took a minute to get into the cadence; I attributed that to the Author reading her own work. I laughed embarrassingly out loud through the middle at the gym - where I listen to books and music. By the end, well there was no ending, and it piqued my natural momma worries. I would recommend it to anyone with daughters between 25 and 35. And Dads too, you might get a glimpse of some one your child will likely take as a spouse. Men, if you need a primer on girl speak - this is a good one.

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one of my favorite books!!

loved it!! one of my favorite books!! can't wait to read her other books too!!

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Almost gave up on it- glad I didn't.

I was having trouble sticking with it and paying attention at first. Others complained about her voice, but it grew on me. I'm glad I decided to give it another day and listen a little longer. It turned out to be very funny.

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Laughing Out Loud while Working Out

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I have loved Jenny's blog for a long time! Love having her antics so I can listen to them while doing the dreaded cardio!

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