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  • Let's Pretend This Never Happened

  • A Mostly True Memoir
  • By: Jenny Lawson
  • Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (8,294 ratings)

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By: Jenny Lawson
Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
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Publisher's summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut.

Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel", "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband", "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking", and "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane".

©2012 Jenny Lawson (P)2012 Penguin

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Alas, poor Jenny…
"Just like the taxidermized, Yorick-like mouse on the cover, Let's Pretend This Never Happened is awkward, weird, and hilarious—as is the writer, Jenny Lawson, of The Bloggess fame. Her narration, too, makes this listen truly sing—quite literally when she belts out the chapter titles like a manic, singsong opera star. The whole package is so genuine and vulnerable that I frequently laughed to the point of tears as she regaled her experiences dealing with anxiety, depression, and social missteps. This is a title that could only be written by Lawson herself."
Sean T., Audible Editor

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WTF did I just listen to? must be 5 stars

So I normally stick to the sci-fi/fantasy tab of book, but like to branch out every now and then. This was suggested to me by my ex, and I though "what the hell, the preview sounds funny."

It was amazingly entertaining. It was just Jenny going thru and talking about crazy things in her life. She is a blogger, and it sounds like she went back thru her blogs, found good stories, turned them into a book, and then did a great job narrating them. No real theme, just the craziness of her life.

very entertaining, but it did get a little ridiculous at the end. It made me feel bad for her husband, but he seems like he loves her and would be bored if she wasn't lighting the oven on fire, so good for them. I would say this may be better in smaller doses, as pushing thru it in 2 days made the last half not as good and moved closer to the annoying side.

Still, highly recommended.

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fun and relatable

had the audiobook in my list for awhile and am happy I finally purchased and had more than a few true laughs all the way through. Jenny Lawson is funny and relatable and having her narrate her own tales really brought this home as an audiobook. now to go peruse her others.

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Well written

Jenny telling her own story is great & you can tell her passion in the book based on the infliction of her voice. Great job!!

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Tickled Me with 'I know what you mean" stories

I can relate to much of her childhood experiences and how they morph into adult anxieties!

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Laugh out loud

I actually laughed out loud listening to this book in my car. The perspective on life is definitely distinctive. This book is not for children and can be rude and crude but also refreshing. It made most of the lives I know seem very normal.

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The best de-stressor

This is such a great book to kick back and de-stress to. Also if you don’t get the audiobook, you’re totally robbing yourself of like 50% of the experience. Can’t wait to read the next one! The only complaint I can think of is her voice is a little raspy, like maybe she was losing her voice? Kind of distracting but you get used to it.

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Never forget this all happenedd

What made the experience of listening to Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) the most enjoyable?

Just having Jenny read it made it that much better. The bonus chapters didn't hurt either. She's brilliant.

What other book might you compare Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) to and why?

I wouldn't compare this to anything. Read it, you'll see what I mean.

Which character – as performed by Jenny Lawson – was your favorite?

I love all her stories about her father. He is ca-razy. Also, Victor. God bless Victor.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed until I cried. Also the combination of bad freeway traffic and her troubles having a baby made me a little sick, but that's mostly just a personal problem.

Any additional comments?

I'm looking forward to everything else she eventually puts out. I mean, my friend and I seriously drove to another state to see her and get our books signed. She was worth it.

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I loved it.

I listened to it twice. Jenny Lawson is hysterical. I recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor.

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Funny and she was designed for audiobooks!

Reading the book herself, she made me laugh repeatedly. What else is their to say?

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I laughed all the way through!

I found this book in hard copy and love it so much I wanted it on audible for car trips. Jenny L. Is someone I’d love to hang out with. Her view of life is fresh and fun.

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