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I Suck at Girls | [Justin Halpern]

I Suck at Girls

Fans of the #1 bests eller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe."
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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

"Human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello. Then it ain't the unknown anymore and it ain't scary. Or I guess it could be a shitload scarier."

Fans of the number-one best seller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel f**king universe."

But eventually he gives Justin some advice: that he should think back over everything he's learned in life about women, relationships, and himself before making his decision. And that's just what Justin does—revisiting everything from his disastrous childhood crushes to the night he finally lost his virginity while working as a dishwasher at Hooters.

Full of his dad's patented brand of wisdom, it's also full of new characters just as funny—from his brother, who provides insights into wedding night rituals, to his first boss, who warns Justin to man up: "That's what a man does. He takes his shots and then he scrubs the shit out of some dishes." The result is a pilgrim's progress through the landscape of sex and love—by one of the funniest writers at work today.

©2012 Justin Halpern (P)2012 HarperCollinsPublishers

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    Krista Henderson Riverside, CA United States 07-11-12
    Krista Henderson Riverside, CA United States 07-11-12 Member Since 2010
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    "funny, but not as funny as the first"
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    Not as good as Sh*t My Dad Says, but still funny and an enjoyable read.

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    Amanda Lansing, MI, United States 06-20-12
    Amanda Lansing, MI, United States 06-20-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Too Funny"

    I laughed so hard at this book. The reader reminded me at times of South Park characters and personally found that hysterical. When I finished with this book I borrowed J. Halpern's first novel from my library and listened to it twice in a row it was so funny.

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    Jeffrey Petaluma, CA, United States 06-15-12
    Jeffrey Petaluma, CA, United States 06-15-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Yes it is as funny as everyone says."

    This is a very funny story. I wish my dad was that smart. Mr. Halpern could write meditational books.

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    Joey BREWER, ME, United States 06-11-12
    Joey BREWER, ME, United States 06-11-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Perhaps Funnier than the first book!"

    Justin Halpern is rapidly becoming one of my favorite writers. Likewise, Sean Schemmel's reading talent is wonderful. I can't imagine anyone else voice in my head when I quote some of these one-liners.
    This book is less about the one liners that the author's Father comes up with and more about the author's personal issues with Women. Personally, I found it inspiring and heartwarming to know I wasn't the only one who felt very awkward around women.
    A wonderful story and a great second volume to the author's first book. If you liked the first one, you'll like this one too.

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