
How To Survive a Horror Movie
All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
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Johnny Heller
Seth Grahame-Smith delivers the definitive, essential guide to making it through a horror movie in one piece. As hilarious as it is useful (if you’re trapped in a scary flick, that is), How to Survive a Horror Movie covers all the bases. Trapped in a haunted house? Check. Stalked by an evil doll? Check. Wandering aimlessly through the remains of the old world as a plague of zombies sweeps over the planet? Check. Grahame-Smith's delightfully gruesome guide is just the thing for horror buffs and anyone who has ever watched a scary movie.
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Definitely. Like my headline says, this book is great fun. It would have been great to read anyway, but Johnny Heller's narration was fabulous and made it extra special.What other book might you compare How To Survive a Horror Movie to and why?
Haven't read or listened to anything like this before...Have you listened to any of Johnny Heller???s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Not to my knowledge, but I'll be looking for his name in future.Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Lots of laughs and smiles here for me. As soon as I finished listening to it I went back and started it again. This will get multiple listens.Any additional comments?
If you're looking for something fun, this is for you.Great Fun :)
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Cute idea, good narration
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Essential life saving advice
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so deadpan you can commit murder with it
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The book is mostly a comedic guide on how to survive, giving the reader the skills to avoid the kills by using playful suggestions like, "Put the car in D, set the compass to N, and get the F out of there." Avoiding hot girls with enhanced attributes, as they mean certain death. And is riddled with glib banter like, "Some people say, if we split up, we can cover more ground" (yeah) with blood."
If say you are a fan of Cabin in the Woods, where the shroud of horror is peeled away like onion layers and there are playful hints of humor or just a horror movie fan in general, this is the book for you.
Welcome to the Terror-verse
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I don't like horror movies but I loved this book!
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laughed out loud
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Useful to escape demonic alien psychopaths
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In love
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