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Crash and Burn Audiobook

Crash and Burn

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At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him - from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends.

Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam. He never made the party, but instead used the trip as an opportunity to hole up in his hotel room with a prostitute and do drugs.

By turns dark and harrowing, hilarious and poignant, and always drop-dead honest, Crash and Burn is a blow-by-blow account of Lange's years of addiction, a suicide attempt (which he relates in terrifying detail), hitting rock bottom, stints in rehab, and painful relapses. With the help and support of friends and family, Lange manages to recover and get his life and career back on track. And despite his slip-ups, backslides, and permanent losses, Artie Lange forges on.

From drugs to sports to falling in love, Lange tells all in Crash and Burn, the story of his life that is as shocking as it is funny, ever tempered by his characteristic humor, self-awareness, and inimitable way with words.

©2013 Arthur Lange, Jr. (P)2013 Tantor

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    Hilary Connecticut 11-07-13
    Hilary Connecticut 11-07-13 Member Since 2015

    avoiding road rage one book at a time...

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    "[Narrator Fail] Comic Genius+Depression+Drugs=Mess"

    About the narrator: For me, Too Fat to Fish in audio format was epic until Artie quit and allowed others to finish narrating his book. With Crash and Burn, Artie didn't even bother and contracted a hired gun. His choice of a narrator is puzzling - Artie's foul mouth, talk of prostitutes and drugs of epic proportions sound completely unnatural coming from Sean Runnette's mouth. A large percentage of Artie's charm is his delivery. NO ONE can tell an Artie story like Artie! So, the listener definitely loses here. Artie, for the love of GOD - read your own books - you are FANTASTIC at it!

    Hard to be critical of a phoenix attempting to rise from the ashes, but this book stumbled and fell on its face (however, not nearly as many times as Artie has).

    With or without drugs, Artie is a selfish guy. He is admittedly greedy, self-absorbed and was until recently (I think he is sober?) on a path of destruction that should have taken his life. The people that stood by him for the 5+ years he discusses in this book should be up for sainthood. I'm not making light of drug addiction or the gravity of clinical depression. Both are serious, combined are deadly, but this book goes into tremendous repetitive detail. About halfway through the book, it became annoyingly predictable: noncommittal attempts at sobriety, fists full of lies and plunges back into the abyss. It gets impossible to root for Artie when you hear the wake of chaos he lays down for everyone who ever loved him and the gigantic pity parties he attended in his own honor.

    I feel like this book was prematurely written and with the passage of time, more years of sobriety and more perspective, Artie could have edited this into something more meaningful. It is his story, so at the end of the day, he gets to tell it when and how he wants. I just expected more from this brilliantly gifted, whip-smart man. I do hope he is on the road to recovery he says he is on.

    Some reviewer was critical of Howard firing Artie... and I find that insulting and ridiculous. First, I adored Artie on the Stern Show and was heart-broken when he left. Howard built his show from the ground up and has been successful for 35+ years. He is fiercely loyal to his employees (he kept Jackie for all those years!). I can't imagine what it was like for Howard to watch Artie black-out during shows, fall asleep, speak incoherently, snore on air and treat his precious job so cavalierly. Artie says in his book many times Howard gave him a million chances - Artie screwed himself out of the show and he owns it. Howard runs a business and delivers a great product; his first priority are his fans. Artie disrespected the show, the fans and Howard. He deserved to lose his job.





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    Dillon77 06-28-14
    Dillon77 06-28-14
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    "Raw and Honest..."
    What made the experience of listening to Crash and Burn the most enjoyable?

    As a long time fan of Artie and the Howard Stern show, I felt there was so much that was going on with Artie that I wish I knew. This book exposed so much of what was going on "off the air" that I had it hard to stop listening. This book made so much make sense for me.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The brutal honesty and "nothing held back" attitude that Artie has. Fans of Artie already know how great he tells a story. When it comes to a serious topic that this book covers, Artie did an excellent job of keeping it as lighthearted as possible in a way that only he can.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When Artie recounted his relationship with Adrienne and when he got 100% honest about the suicide attempt.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm always pulling for Artie.

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    Jay KATY, TX, United States 01-31-14
    Jay KATY, TX, United States 01-31-14
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    "Life of an addict"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, if the friend follows the Howard Stern show or is fan of Artie.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Sean Runnette?

    No, this was a hard assignment for Sean Runnette. The Author is a radio personality with an outstanding voice for Radio.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    How functioning addicts live and the great lengths they take to feed their addiction.


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    Raymond L. Dixon III 12-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "A rich idiots guide to ruining your life."

    Absolutely compelling, sad, funny, honest and frustrating. I can't recommend enough. Too Far to Fish is next.

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    Amazon Customer 12-05-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Artie Lange"

    If you love the Stern Show, you will remember some of the moments Artie points out. The remainder of the book in my opinion is a brutally honest self look of this individual and how he lived in darkness. There are some funny moments, hands down but what I loved most about this book is his honesty about himself.

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    Thomas Eldridge 11-09-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Weak"

    I find the sober Artie so self absorbed. The drugged Artie even worse. This book was written too soon as the drug wounds were still festering. The narration was tough to get through. I really liked Artie before this book, but I have lost a great deal of respect for him due to this book. It's a quick crash grab.

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    baloser 11-08-16
    baloser 11-08-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Sad story about a talented man. "

    Loved him on Stern. It's always a sad story to hear about addiction. Hopefully this book will help someone.

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    Shawn Sykesville, MD, United States 10-25-16
    Shawn Sykesville, MD, United States 10-25-16 Member Since 2016

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    "Know Anyone Trying To Kick Addiction?"

    I cried as I have lost so many people to addiction & lived with others.

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    Becky 09-28-16
    Becky 09-28-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Good in the beginning"

    I'm a huge stern fan and was a huge fan of the Artie years too, mostly when he was sober, the end got messy.
    That said I really liked hearing about the stories from when he was on the show and what was really going on. After a hat, all the Adrienne lovely dovy crap was hard to read,.,..,

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    Ryan 09-14-16
    Ryan 09-14-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Crazy book"

    If you like crass rumor and crazy true stories this is the book for you. It goes into some dark depths and the depravity that comes with drug abuse so also if your just starting out with drugs or even entertaining trying them this also should be the book for you.

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