Shakespeare Humor

A WASHINGTON POST NOTABLE BOOK OF THE YEAR The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune keep hitting beleaguered English professor Jason Fitger right between the eyes in this hilarious and eagerly awaited sequel to the cult classic of anhedonic academe, the Thurber Prize-winning Dear...

Return once more to a galaxy far, far away with this sublime retelling of George Lucas’s epic Star Wars in the style of the immortal Bard of Avon. The saga of a wise (Jedi) knight and an evil (Sith) lord, of a beautiful princess held captive and a young hero coming of age, Star Wars abounds...

Shakespeare: The Illustrated Edition is an exquisitely illustrated, updated edition of Bill Bryson’s bestselling biography of William Shakespeare that takes the reader on an enthralling tour through Elizabethan England and the eccentricities of Shakespearean scholarship. With more than 100...

Pulitzer Prize winner and American master Anne Tyler brings us an inspired, witty and irresistible contemporary take on one of Shakespeare’s most beloved comedies. Kate Battista feels stuck. How did she end up running house and home for her eccentric scientist father and uppity, pretty...

Hot on the heels of the New York Times best seller William Shakespeare’s Star Wars comes the final installment of the original trilogy: William Shakespeare’s The Jedi Doth Return. Prithee, attend the tale so far: Han Solo entombed in carbonite, the princess taken captive, the Rebel Alliance...

This is the big one from Peter Ackroyd — and a worthy companion to London: The Biography. Only Peter Ackroyd can combine readable narrative and unique observation with a sharp eye for the fascinating fact. His method is to position Shakespeare in the close context of his world. In this way, he...

“Hilarious, always inventive, this is a book for all, especially uptight English teachers, bardolaters, and ministerial students.” —Dallas Morning News Fool—the bawdy and outrageous New York Times bestseller from the unstoppable Christopher Moore—is a hilarious new take on William...

William Collins Books and Decca Records are proud to present ARGO Classics, a historic catalogue of classic prose and verse read by some of the world’s most renowned voices. Originally released as vinyl records, these expertly remastered stories are now available to download for the first time...

Two Worlds. One Love. An Epic Tale Reimagined. Illustrated Novel For Kids! What happens when a Pillager falls in love with a Villager? In the world of Minecraft, where mobs and villagers don’t mix, Romeo and Juliet dare to break the rules. Meet Romeo, a young and curious Pillager who dreams of something more than raids and rivalry. And Juliet, a kind-hearted Villager who sees past the crossbows and conflict. When they meet under the glow of redstone torches, their bond sets off a chain of events that could change their world forever. This Minecraft-inspired retelling of Shakespeare’s ...

This short biography of William Shakespeare by world famous writer Bill Bryson brims with the author’s inimitable wit and intelligence. Includes an exclusive Q&A session with the author. Shakespeare’s life, despite the scrutiny of generations of biographers and scholars, is still a thicket...

Fairy dust. Love hexes. Complete relationship chaos. What’s a Sweary Classic? The complete, unabridged original story—same plot, same characters, same emotional whiplash—just translated into modern, hilarious, sweary language that doesn’t require a Shakespeare degree to enjoy. Think: enchanted woods, messy romance, and zero patience for flowery nonsense. A Midsummer Night’s Dream is Shakespeare at his most gloriously unhinged: four lovers wandering into the woods, a bunch of magical troublemakers meddling in their love lives, and a group of working-class actors trying to stage a ...

Experience The Force Awakens as a Shakespeare play, complete with Elizabethan verse, Shakespearian monologues, and theatrical stage directions! As the noble Resistance clashes with the vile First Order, Rey, Finn, Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren, and BB-8 are pulled into a galaxy-wide drama—in iambic...

**2000 Insulting Sentences In the Style of Shakespeare** It is a 117-page book that delivers exactly what its title promises — a meticulously crafted arsenal of 2,000 numbered Elizabethan-style barbs, jests, and scurrilous invective, each one a standalone weapon of verbal warfare rooted in the grand tradition of the Bard's most cutting wit. The main text spans pages 12 through 88, presenting 2,000 individually numbered insulting sentences built from authentic Shakespearean vocabulary — *artless, beslubbering, gorbellied, pribbling, mewling, spleeny, loggerheaded, frothy, wayward, ...

Unravel the history, themes, and language of Shakespeare's plays, poems, and sonnets with this beautiful guide to his life and works. Comedy and romance, history, and tragedy, Shakespeare's canon has it all. Some 400 years after they were written and first performed, his works remain fresh and...

Blood on the crown. Bad omens. Even worse decisions. What’s a Sweary Classic? The complete, unabridged original story—same plot, same characters, same emotional devastation—just translated into modern, hilarious, sweary language that doesn’t require a Shakespeare degree to understand. Think: all the prophecy, zero pretentious old-timey waffle. Macbeth is a battle-hardened Scottish noble who gets told by a trio of creepy weirdos that he’s destined to be king. His wife, Lady Macbeth, hears that and immediately decides murder is a totally reasonable career move. So they stab King ...

Shakespeare's iconic tragedy—minus the part where you pretend iambic pentameter is easy to understand. What's a Sweary Classic? The complete original story—same plot, same characters, same emotional devastation—just translated into modern, hilarious, sweary language that doesn't require a literature degree to understand. Think: all the star-crossed romance and family feuds, zero Elizabethan torture. Romeo Montague is dramatically depressed over a girl who won't give him the time of day, so naturally his friends drag him to a party thrown by his family's sworn enemies, the Capulets. ...

In Shakespeare plays the tragic and the comic often fade into each other, turning into a harmonious blending of these two elements. Shakespeare takes a special delight in the employment of such harmonies. His tragedies never fail having their comic interludes, and his comedies often have a serious undertone. Still, the comic is not the tragic, and in this collection we offer some of the more humorous and witty tales from Shakespeare. The following Shakespeare adaptations are included here: A Midsummer Night's Dream, As You Like It and Measure for Measure.

Will Shakespeare knows he's destined to be a genius at something, and he thinks that thing is becoming the greatest person-who-solves-crimes in the world. Trouble is, he's part of a boring family living in Stratford-upon-Avon, possibly the most boring town in England. But, when the famous (for...

Shakespeare’s legendary tragedy—minus the part where you spend four hours wondering why this guy won't just make up his damn mind. What's a Sweary Classic? The complete original story—same plot, same characters, same emotional devastation—just translated into modern, hilarious, sweary language that doesn't require a literature degree to understand. Think: all the Danish royal drama, zero torture. Prince Hamlet is having a terrible month. His dad died under suspicious circumstances, his mom married his uncle approximately five minutes after the funeral, and now his dad’s ghost is ...

Millions of words of scholarship have been expended on the world's most famous author and his work. And yet a critical part of the puzzle, Shakespeare's library, is a mystery. For four centuries people have searched for it: in mansions, palaces, and libraries; in riverbeds, sheep pens, and partridge coops; and in the corridors of the mind. Yet no trace of the Bard's manuscripts, books, or letters has ever been found.