Life Satire

Desperate to escape their high-pressure life in Los Angeles, the Finch family moves to rural Oregon. But it doesn’t take long to learn that “small town” is not code for “stress-free.” As the new owners of Applegate's one and only general store, the Finches find that the simple life’s anything but simple when your little store is the town's only grocery store, gas station, hardware store, fire station, and occasional dentist’s office.

BY THE AUTHOR WHO BROUGHT YOU THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA AND THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2! “The Devil Wears Prada’s Emily Charlton gets the spin-off she deserves” (Cosmopolitan) in the New York Times bestseller from Lauren Weisberger in which three women team up to bring a bad man down in the tony...

Somewhere between here and whatever comes next, there is an office. It is understaffed. Its processing times are unreasonable. And it has been receiving complaints. From Martin H. of Ohio, who had a gift for music and a supervisor named Kevin. From Oswin of Croft, court jester, who wore bells for thirty-one years and would like it on record that he was a man of considerable intellectual capacity. From Agnes of Wrentham, who fed thirty-one people for fifty-seven years and was never once seated at the table while the food was still hot. From a centaur with strong opinions about chairs. From a...

Afonso da Maia has spent a long life trying to be what Portugal should have been: cultivated, liberal, serious, a man of genuine civilization in a country that keeps failing to become one. He raises his grandson Carlos — his son Pedro's marriage has ended in abandonment and suicide, the abandoned daughter disappeared with her mother into an unknown future — with deliberate care, sends him to England, forms him as the Geração de 70's ideals would have formed a man: intelligent, cosmopolitan, equipped with everything that Portugal needs and that Portugal, in its current condition, has ...

Afonso da Maia has spent a long life trying to be what Portugal should have been: cultivated, liberal, serious, a man of genuine civilization in a country that keeps failing to become one. He raises his grandson Carlos — his son Pedro's marriage has ended in abandonment and suicide, the abandoned daughter disappeared with her mother into an unknown future — with deliberate care, sends him to England, forms him as the Geração de 70's ideals would have formed a man: intelligent, cosmopolitan, equipped with everything that Portugal needs and that Portugal, in its current condition, has ...

Bloomsbury presents Agnes Lives written and read by Hallie Elizabeth Newton "An astonishing debut as mesmerizing as it is unnerving." --Joyce Carol Oates A day-in-the-life debut novel about a fading socialite on the hunt for someone to kill her before her next SoulCycle class. "A tale of...

A “hilarious…hugely entertaining” (Jay McInerney, author of Bright Lights, Big City) novel that captures the complexities of marriage, art, friendship, and the fictions we create in order to become the people we wish to be. A creative writing professor at a third-tier college in upstate...

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE FOR SURVIVING LIFE IN PRISON Charles Bronson knows more about life in prison than anyone else in Britain - on either side of the bars. Jailed originally in 1974, his life since then has been once unbroken stretch of over forty-five years, much of it in solitary confinement...

Bergdorf Blondes are a thing, you know, a New York craze. Absolutely everyone wants to be one, but it’s très difficult. Honestly, it requires a level of commitment comparable to, say, learning Hebrew or quitting cigarettes. But first, a little bit about moi. The gossips call me a champagne bubble of a girl. I’m fluent in French, intermittently. I gave up England for Princeton to my mother’s horror. By day, I write articles for a fashion magazine. By night, I’m on the prowl for the ultimate accessory a Bergdorf Blonde must have: an impossibly rich man with a very large diamond ring.

In New York Magazine, Rhoda Koenig calls The Life and Loves of a She-Devil, "...a novel of blazingly hot revenge, one that amply illustrates the saying about heaven having no rage like love turned to hate, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

Make Afterlife Great Again 2: Epstein and Ghislaine and Trump, oh my! What happens when a man too corrupt for Heaven and too petty for Hell refuses to stay buried? He wanders. In this darkly comic sequel to Make Afterlife Great Again, Donald J. Trump drifts through an afterlife no religion ever promised and no mortal ever imagined. Instead of harps and angels, he finds himself inside warped worlds built from the myths and movies that shaped us. The afterlife becomes a cinematic purgatory, where every reel is a mirror, every stage set is a trap, and every lie he tells rebounds louder than ...

2005 Audie Award Finalist America's "peerless observer" (People) uncovers college life—from jocks to mutants, dormcest to tailgating—plus race, class, sex, and basketball Dupont University—the Olympian halls of learning housing the cream of America's youth, the roseate Gothic spires and...

All too often, this brilliant novel of thwarted love and revenge miscarried has been read for its political implications. Now, a quarter century after The Joke was first published and several years after the collapse of the Soviet-imposed Czechoslovak regime, it becomes easier to put such...

In the stories that make up Oblivion, David Foster Wallace joins the rawest, most naked humanity with the infinite involutions of self-consciousness -- a combination that is dazzlingly, uniquely his. These are worlds undreamt of by any other mind. Only David Foster Wallace could convey a...

Happy WEF Happy Life — Your Arranged Marriage to the World Economic Forum You didn’t choose this relationship. You just woke up next to it. Not romantically. Not consensually. More like after a long, blurry night where everyone kept promising security, stability, good leadership, and “trust us, we’ve got this.” You woke up and thought: Wait… did I agree to this? No proposal. No vows. No memory of saying yes. Just a calm voice beside you explaining that resistance is unhealthy, questions are unsafe, and compliance is love. At first you assume you’re overreacting. That’s what ...

In this hilarious and thought-provoking read, Paulie Amigo challenges readers to embrace their flaws and recognize that everyone, including themselves, sucks in some way. Covering various topics from social media addiction to toxic relationships to materialism, You Suck offers practical advice on how to break free from negative habits and live a more fulfilling life. With its unique blend of humor and self-help, You Suck is perfect for anyone looking to take a fresh and authentic approach to personal growth. So what are you waiting for? Admit that you suck, order a copy of You Suck today, ...

Named a Best Book of the Year by The Washington Post and The New Yorker Longlisted for the PEN/Jacqueline Bograd Weld Award for Biography Eisner Award Nominee for Best Comics-Related Book “A definitive and ideal biography—pound for pound, one of the sleekest and most judicious I’ve ever...

Sam Bennett is the last of a dying breed, a former Mad Man, now made redundant after 30 years at the same advertising agency. Left with his awards and a case of Bulgarian whiskey (which he still can’t remember buying), Sam retreats to his home, awaits the summer arrival of his daughter and crazy son-in-law, Muller, is plagued by panic attacks and has an incident involving a pressed ham on a liquor store window with a young security guard named Max. .

“Perceptive and witty—like a Sally Rooney novel set in Southern California.” —The Minnesota Star Tribune “It’s this author’s best work yet. A Sapphic roller-coaster ride.” —Kirkus Reviews (starred review) A controversial Los Angeles-based author attempts to revive her career...

Hans Müller spent thirty years as a tax auditor in Bavaria. He died reading a VAT manual. He expected, if anything came after, that it would be restful.It is not restful.The Heavenly Ministry of Karmic Compliance has a backlog. Four hundred years of unprocessed cultivation applications, a staff of two who have long since stopped trying, and a desk at the end of the hall that nobody has sat at in living memory.Hans sits at it.Within ninety days he has processed forty-two thousand applications, created the cultivation world's first legitimate priority processing queue, rejected a Declaration...