Funny Space Opera

When petty criminal Cal Carver is locked in a cell with a deranged, semi-naked cannibal, he suspects his life has hit its lowest point. He is mistaken. Abducted by aliens and whisked across the galaxy, Cal is thrown into a team of misfits and criminals and sent on a top secret mission for the president of Space. And that's when everything starts to go very, very wrong....

I never believed in UFOs—until I found one in my backyard… Alex is just a normal guy who works at a computer repair shop and dreams away his life. That is, until one day, he literally stumbles across a hidden spaceship. Together with his best friends, Joey and Lucy, he explores the vessel. They find the pilot dead, but the sentient ship AI is very much alive—and she needs their help. The friends decide to embark on an adventure into the unknown. Soon, they find themselves on a crazy ride through space, facing aliens, pirates, smugglers, and humorless space authorities… Will Alex and...

Jacques McKeown is the most celebrated author of star-pilot fiction in the galaxy. He's rich, famous, and living in luxury, and his universe-wide fanbase eagerly awaits any news of his next book. There's just one small hitch. He's not Jacques McKeown. He's Dashford Pierce, star pilot and con artist, and if only the impatient calls from his publisher were the worst of his problems. There's also the last vestige of the Henderson crime gang, trouble brewing in the retired star-pilot community, and a small matter of somebody trying to kill him.

The Galactic Empire is missing its most precious resource: a sense of humor. Dax Bidet is just another unemployed, thirty-something slacker still living with his parents. Along with his best friend Buck, he spends his days making pranks and uploading them to social media. But things are about to take a drastic turn. When Dax and Buck are mistakenly abducted by aliens, they soon find themselves in a teeming galaxy sliding towards war. The only way to keep the peace is to regale the rebellious planets with… comedy. Dax has just been given the unenviable title of space clown. He has to ...

I've never been a fan of giant space robots…until I found myself fighting one. Once again, Alex, Lucy, Joey and the rest of the Starflare crew must save the galaxy. The humorless Commander Sarrik informs them that their help is needed urgently. This time a city-sized space robot with a personality problem and a laser cannon to match is threatening to destroy all life as we know it. Now it’s heading straight for the galactic core, blasting through everything in its path like a kid in a toy store with no adult supervision. The authorities are helpless. The space cartels are panicking. And...

Space, sex, sarcasm… and surprisingly good grooming habits Commander Lyra Starling thought she’d seen it all—until she fell for three humanoid Meerkats with muscles, mayhem, and way too much body heat. Now her furry boyfriends are worshipped across the galaxy, her ship’s possessed by a digital angel, and everyone wants a piece of their “holy ménage.” When a divine AI hijacks half the universe, Lyra and her Meerkat lovers must crash Heaven itself to shut it down. Cue holy wars, frisky monks, and a harem that refuses to stay quiet—or clothed—for long. Fast, filthy-minded, and...

Welcome to Clone Aid: the galaxy’s most well-intentioned wellness retreat turned full-blown personality cult. Captain Jax Dart—President of the Bastardocracy, chaos magnet, and unwilling messiah—thought a clone spa retreat sounded dumb but harmless. But when her ship’s tech genius Ludo teams up with the dangerously zen Flexx Twins to “help clones find their true selves,” things spiral faster than you can say "chakra realignment protocol." Soon, thousands of identity-crisis-riddled clones are chanting in matching robes, building crystal towers, and whispering about a “Final ...

A century ago, the Sentience Wars tore the galaxy apart and nearly ended the entire concept of intelligent space-faring life. In the aftermath, a curious tradition was invented - something to cheer up everyone who was left and bring the shattered worlds together in the spirit of peace, unity, and understanding. Once every cycle, the civilizations gather for the Metagalactic Grand Prix - part gladiatorial contest, part beauty pageant, part concert extravaganza, and part continuation of the wars of the past.

I never believed in UFOs—until I found one in my backyard… Alex is just a normal guy who works at a computer repair shop and dreams away his life. That is, until one day, he literally stumbles across a hidden spaceship. Together with his best friends, Joey and Lucy, he explores the vessel. They find the pilot dead, but the sentient ship AI is very much alive—and she needs their help. The friends decide to embark on an adventure into the unknown. Soon, they find themselves on a crazy ride through space, facing aliens, pirates, smugglers, and humorless space authorities… Will Alex and...

The complete Slick Mick Triton saga — all six novellas in one binge-worthy collection. Meet Mick Triton: the galaxy's most charming repo man. A silver-tongued con artist with a fast ship, a faster mouth, and a gift for turning every "one last job" into a catastrophe he schemes his way out of at the last possible second. This omnibus collects the entire series — over 110,000 words of fast, funny, twist-loaded space-opera heists: ▸ The Ghost Ship Gambit — a haunted luxury liner and the god sleeping inside it ▸ The Monastic Mainframe — a living starship, a newborn mind, and the con...

The debt is heavy. The gravity is heavier. Russ has spent a lifetime scraping by on the Outer Rim, teaching his daughter Miri that survival is the only law that matters. They're not heroes—they're scavengers, turning the galaxy's junk into just enough credits to keep flying. But the debt keeps climbing, and small scores don't cut it anymore. So Russ bets their fuel reserves on a rumor: a migration of gas-filled leviathans drifting through the toxic canyons of Claim 401. It's restricted. It's hostile. It's possibly illegal. But one good harvest could clear their ledger for good. The plan ...

The galaxy isn’t saved by heroes—it’s saved by the stubborn, the broken, and the slightly unhinged. Across shattered star empires, forbidden timelines, and battlefields that burn brighter than suns, ordinary people keep picking up impossible weapons and doing extraordinary damage. In The Voidwalker Chronicles, fleet captains and outlaws fight wars where victory costs more than death. In The Crimson Deathbringer saga, alien forces attack Earth and discover humanity is far more dangerous than they predicted. And in The Scarlet Queen series, a seductive mercenary and a nerdy scientist ...

It’s all fun and games until you bet the ship. Captain Jax Dart should never be allowed in a casino. But when the crew stops at a sleazy asteroid strip-station, she loses The Lucky Bastard in a high-stakes game of cards. Now the ship belongs to Arelle, the ruthless casino boss—and another one of Jax’s furious ex-lovers. To win back the Bastard, Jax has to enter an underground cage-fighting tournament where the rules are rigged, the odds are bloody, and the house always wins. Her crew isn’t much help: Zorblax has become drinking buddies with the pit fighters. Rob is entered into the ...

Boldly going wherever common sense gave up Commander Lyra Starling never meant to lead a reverse-harem of humanoid Meerkats into battle, but fate (and very bad paperwork) had other plans. Now she’s juggling three boyfriends with claws, a divine AI gone rogue, cocaine-addicted hedgehogs, and drag-queen squirrels who can out-glitter the gods. Across three gloriously unhinged adventures — Brave New Harem, Do Androids Dream of Sexy Meerkats?, and Missionary Impossible — Lyra and her furry disaster squad will save the universe, ruin diplomacy, and prove that true love doesn’t need logic,...

The Clone Orgy Protocol: In Space, Everyone Can Hear You Moan Book 8 in the Jax Dart: Space Bastard series Captain Jax Dart thought she’d pulled off the perfect heist. Instead, she triggered an intergalactic clonepocalypse. Now hundreds of her DNA duplicates—each hotter, weirder, and hornier than the last—are flooding the galaxy. Some want her dead. Some want her job. Some just want to make out. Unfortunately, all of them have her face… and her very bad habits. From seductive life-coach clones to cult-leader versions of her crew (Zorblax has followers and no pants), Jax and the ...

Swashbuckling charm. A mischievous sidekick. An AI with a crush. Kaz Jepsen is a legendary space explorer with a reckless streak, a flair for the dramatic, and a talent for talking his way out of—or into—trouble. His companion, Farber, is a genetically engineered blend of monkey and cat with fast reflexes, dry wit, and zero patience for Kaz’s theatrics. Together, they roam the galaxy aboard the Stellar Serpent, a slightly unreliable ship run by Chloe—an AI who's become a little too emotionally invested in her captain. When a fading distress signal leads them to a forgotten planet, ...

My robot hates me. Sadly, he's the only competent member of the crew. When Johnny convinces his older brother Tom to invest their life savings in a secondhand starship, he promises adventure, profit, and the chance to finally see the galaxy. The seller swears it's in top condition. As it turns out, the seller has a flexible relationship with the truth. The ship has questionable wiring, unreliable engines, and a navigation system that treats coordinates as friendly suggestions. Worst of all, it comes with a complimentary onboard robot named COSMO—who hates humans, hates space, and ...

The job was a favor. The complications were not in the fine print. Russ has spent years keeping his daughter Miri safe on the Rim—or at least, his version of safe. When he agrees to a simple retrieval job for a pair of eccentric elderly sisters, he figures it's easy money. Wrong mine shaft. Wrong intel. Very wrong creatures with too many teeth. Now he's stuck in a collapsing death trap with a cargo that's either worthless junk or their ticket off the Rim for good, and Miri's running calculations on their survival odds that he really doesn't want to hear. The smart move is to cut their ...

I was just an ordinary computer repair guy… until I toppled an intergalactic space cartel. After their crazy space adventure, Alex and his friends don’t get much time to rest. An urgent message from the Draco System reaches them: their new friend Voss needs help. Once again, Alex, Lucy, and Joey embark into space. What starts as a simple search-and-rescue mission turns into an even bigger adventure than their first. The friends soon find themselves entangled in an intergalactic conflict between a powerful space cartel and the galactic authorities. The humorless Commander Sarrik gives ...

I thought saving the galaxy four times was enough. Turns out, the galaxy disagreed. When a ruthless fleet of intergalactic space pirates storms the Dominion’s trade routes, Alex and the crew of the Starflare find themselves in the middle of a war they never asked for—again. Their mission: stop the biggest pirate armada in the quadrant before it burns half the galaxy to ash. Outgunned, outnumbered, and low on snacks, Alex, Lucy, Joey, and the rest of the crew have to pull off their most insane plan yet. Between malfunctioning tech, questionable alliances, and a pirate queen with a ...