Clone Aid

A Clone Cult Comedy of Wellness, Wackjobs, and Galactic WTF

De: Krysta M

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Welcome to Clone Aid: the galaxy’s most well-intentioned wellness retreat turned full-blown personality cult.

Captain Jax Dart—President of the Bastardocracy, chaos magnet, and unwilling messiah—thought a clone spa retreat sounded dumb but harmless. But when her ship’s tech genius Ludo teams up with the dangerously zen Flexx Twins to “help clones find their true selves,” things spiral faster than you can say "chakra realignment protocol."

Soon, thousands of identity-crisis-riddled clones are chanting in matching robes, building crystal towers, and whispering about a “Final Clone” prophecy… starring Jax.

To uncover the truth (and maybe not get sacrificed for mass transcendence), Jax dispatches her crew undercover: Kip plays a fake Flexx, Rob becomes an emotionally unstable cult guru, and Zorblax levitates into accidental godhood again. What begins as a heartfelt mission turns into a cult uprising, clone revolution, and, naturally, an asteroid-quaking dance battle.

Clone Aid skewers self-help scams, corporate cults, and spiritual nonsense with biting satire, interstellar chaos, and punchlines sharp enough to draw blood (or whatever Zorblax bleeds). It’s therapy. But worse.

Perfect for fans of:

• Galaxy-spanning sci-fi comedy

• Found family hijinks

• Cult satire and dystopian absurdity

• AI sarcasm and accidental revolutions

• Space opera with a shot of whiskey and a side of “what the hell just happened