Funny Recovery

Ready to ditch the bottle and embrace a life that doesn't require a constant buzz? Dive into "Uncorked: A No-BS Guide from Boozy Mess to Sober Success," your hilarious roadmap to sobriety. April Adams spills the tea on her messy journey from hot mess to sober queen, serving up a cocktail of brutal honesty and side-splitting humor. This ain't your grandma's self-help book. "Uncorked" is packed with real talk, f-bombs, and practical advice for dodging temptation, surviving sober socials, and building a kick-ass life without liquid courage. From "Oh shit, I drunk-texted my ex" to "Holy crap, I...

"Going into his "why," Perry's audiobook is a fascinating listen."- AudioFile This program is read by the author. A MOST ANTICIPATED BOOK BY TIME, THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, GOODREADS, USA TODAY, AND MORE! The beloved star of Friends takes us behind the scenes of the hit sitcom and his struggles with...

This is recovery in Alanon. Mary Pearl T is a hoot with a powerful recovery message. She tells lots of great stories showing how alcoholism in others made her very ill. How she got well in Alanon. How she repaired her relationship with her mother by making amends. Some stories about getting active in Alanon service and sponsorship. This is a very high quality recovery message. Enjoyable, funny, and very helpful.

Sister Bea was born in Ireland and came to Southern California in 1964 This talk is very lighthearted and funny, but there is a very powerful message at the heart of the retrospective humor. She discovered Margaritas when a marvelous host prepared them for her and the sisters at an outing. Right from the start, she did not drink like other people, especially the other sisters. How her alcoholism progressed, and then how she found AA.

The Road to Freedom is the path of hope for all of us who are stuck. With practical application and inspiration, Johnny Baker shares his story of recovering from alcoholism and offers the truths he has learned from his 25 years with Celebrate Recovery. Baker’s father, John, founded Celebrate...

You don’t just quit a job. You quit the gaslighting, the guilt, the grind — and the 47-tab spreadsheets that broke your soul. I Quit, and I Meant It is a bold, funny, and painfully relatable breakup letter to toxic work culture. Whether you're halfway out the door or just mentally checked out, this book is for anyone who's: Smiled through a meeting that should’ve been an email Been told to "think like a leader" by someone quoting a coffee mug Got passed over for a promotion by a guy named Todd Been paid in pizza parties instead of PTO Realized burnout isn't a badge of honor — it’s...

Do you find yourself constantly worrying about your relationship and feeling like you need to be in control? Are your thoughts consumed by your partner's every move, leaving you feeling anxious and exhausted? If so, it's time to take a step back and focus on cultivating greater self-awareness and emotional regulation with the funny mindfulness-satire 30 Days to Stop Being a Crazy Girlfriend. This comprehensive mindfulness program features 30 unique exercises designed to help you identify the underlying causes of your obsessive behavior, manage your emotions more effectively, and build a ...

Twenty-five boyfriends. Twenty-five disasters. One brutally honest memoir that turns dating chaos into comedy gold. This laugh-out-loud queer memoir transforms genuine heartbreak into shareable stories that will have you texting screenshots to your group chat. If you've ever ignored obvious red flags, stayed too long hoping someone would change, or wondered "Is it me?" this book has your back. Meet The Gambler who "borrowed" credit cards for online slots. The Conspiracy Theorist who blamed chemtrails for relationship problems. The Ghoster who vanished for ten days then texted "u up?" like ...

Be Kind But Take No Sh*t, the Ambitchous Way! is not your average self-help book—it’s a battle cry for every woman who’s been told to “be nice,” “smile more,” or “tone it down.” Kim Popovich redefines kindness by pairing it with unapologetic boundaries, fierce self-respect, and spiritual firepower. This empowering guide dismantles the myths that keep women small—showing how society, relationships, and even courtrooms manipulate kindness into compliance. Through bold stories, sharp humor, and no-nonsense truth-telling, Popovich exposes the patterns of oppression, trauma, ...

Zoe just wanted a high. The Universe handed her a whole damn awakening. One minute, Zoe’s lighting a blunt. The next, she's unraveling decades of delusion, fake friendships, lusty situationships, and unhealed mommy wounds. Blunt Force Clarity is what happens when a woman tries to get her life together—and accidentally opens the spirit realm like a group chat she can’t mute. Welcome to Zoe’s hilarious, heartbreaking, and spell-slinging journey through sobriety (ish), spiritual upgrades, shadow work, and surprise hauntings. The weed may be gone (mostly), but the visions, exes, ...

Mia Parker’s world is turned upside down when her husband, Josh, skips town without a trace, leaving only a trail of lies, a pile of unpaid bills, and the bitter taste of betrayal. What follows is a riotous journey of self-discovery, petty revenge, and rediscovery of what it truly means to be free. With humor, heartache, and a little bit of destruction, Mia embarks on her own glow-up, proving that some things—like a bad husband—are best left behind. Perfect for fans of: Revenge is Sweet Heartbroken Heroine Ex Files Petty Revenge Empowered Women Comedic Drama Healing After Betrayal ...

After years of working as an image-obsessed actress in Hollywood, Roxanne finds herself at rock bottom from a disease that is anything but glamorous. In her first year of recovery, Roxanne has to take accountability for her past. From tales of being mistaken for a prostitute at the Hotel Bel-Air to botching a threesome attempt with an A-list celebrity, she must face the truth about herself and stop playing the victim.

Gimpy & Dr. B: Book Two picks up the inspiring journey of Scott Gibson, once a high school soccer star, until a devastating knee injury ended his career. For three decades, he’s lived with pain, a limp, and the cruel nickname “Gimpy” from the students at the elite school where he works as a maintenance man. Enter Dr. Glenda Bentley—brilliant, driven, and unafraid to break rules. Risking her career, she attempts a radical, unapproved procedure to rebuild Scott’s knee. At first, hope glimmers… until a new setback threatens to destroy them both. As Scott battles despair and Glenda ...

Profound, helpful, funny, sad, quotes, quips, anecdotes, and suggestions from and for recovering alcoholics and addicts. This book contains quotes that I have heard from recovering addicts and alcoholics. They are profound, funny, cringe-worthy, memorable, and powerful. They will allow you to reflect, remember, and reassess your recovery.

“Dumped But Not Defeated: A Hilarious, Wine-Fueled Survival Guide For Heartbreak” is the break-up book every woman needs but didn’t know she was craving. With humor, heart, and just the right splash of Merlot, Julia M. Cross takes you on a wild, laugh-until-you-snort journey through the chaos of heartbreak—without pretending it’s all tears and tissues. From the messy first days of grief (when your mascara becomes war paint) to reclaiming your joy with wine-fueled rituals, breakup playlists, emotional marathons, and giving your ex’s hoodie to Goodwill, this book is the girlfriend...

Wrangling Ducklings: How to Get Your Life Together When You Can’t Keep Your Ducks in a Row By Annie Rowen If you’ve ever whispered, “What ducks?” while staring into the chaos of your life, this book is for you. Wrangling Ducklings is a hilarious, hopeful, and deeply relatable guide for anyone who’s tired of pretending they’ve got it all together. With equal parts wisdom and wit, Annie Rowen invites you to stop chasing perfection, release the pressure to perform, and embrace a life that’s honest, a little messy, and absolutely your own. Inside, you’ll find: 12 laugh-out-loud ...

Lena quit. She quit situationships that felt like spiritual internships. Quit ghosters and gaslighters who called her “sensitive” like it was an insult. Quit shrinking herself to be chosen by men who couldn’t even choose healing. She wanted a soft life—but it wasn’t as aesthetic as TikTok made it seem. It looked like crying in Whole Foods, deleting “maybe” numbers, lighting frankincense while blocking toxic exes, and learning to trust herself again. It smelled like rose petals and weed. It felt like learning to want—without apology. And in that sacred in-between, something ...

Don’t Feed the Raccoon (Even If It Looks Lonely) is a funny, heartfelt, metaphor-rich guide to setting boundaries without losing your soul—or your sense of humor. With wisdom wrapped in whimsy, Annie Rowen invites readers into a world where emotional raccoons wear pitiful expressions, guilt travels in trench coats, and kindness finally learns to say “no.” Through 12 engaging chapters filled with personal stories, gentle truths, and laugh-out-loud insights, this book explores people-pleasing, emotional over-giving, and the sacred art of letting go. Whether you’ve ever felt drained ...

Grace Partridge returns to Tucson with laundered loot from the bank robbery. Trinity's on the job again. Cool, funny, sympathetic, and gritty. Fans of Elmore Leonard and Richard Stark will enjoy the pitch-perfect dialogue in the Trinity novels. Seventh in the Frank Trinity Crime Novel series.

Crash Test is a brutally honest, darkly funny book about what happens when your life doesn’t collapse all at once—but quietly buckles under pressure. No bounce-backs. No five-step plans. Just the anatomy of failure told in short, punchy chapters that read like survival notes found in a glove compartment after the crash. Written for the smart, disillusioned outsider—overachievers who quietly cracked, consultants who forgot what they believe, founders who got tired—Crash Test offers no clean redemption arc. Instead, it tells the truth about what it feels like to fall apart when you're...