Funny Motivation

The world has gone overboard with toxic positivity. Every time we scroll through social media, watch a talk show, or browse the latest self-help books, we're inundated with feel-good messages that oversimplify life’s challenges. It’s time to get real. It’s time to embrace imperfection and humanity instead of chasing unattainable ideals. This book takes a satirical and rational approach to debunking the endless stream of unrealistic motivational messages and memes we’re bombarded with daily. Rational Responses to Motivational Memes and Other Positive Bullsh*t will enlighten you with ...

Ready to ditch the bottle and embrace a life that doesn't require a constant buzz? Dive into "Uncorked: A No-BS Guide from Boozy Mess to Sober Success," your hilarious roadmap to sobriety. April Adams spills the tea on her messy journey from hot mess to sober queen, serving up a cocktail of brutal honesty and side-splitting humor. This ain't your grandma's self-help book. "Uncorked" is packed with real talk, f-bombs, and practical advice for dodging temptation, surviving sober socials, and building a kick-ass life without liquid courage. From "Oh shit, I drunk-texted my ex" to "Holy crap, I...

In this hilarious and thought-provoking read, Paulie Amigo challenges readers to embrace their flaws and recognize that everyone, including themselves, sucks in some way. Covering various topics from social media addiction to toxic relationships to materialism, You Suck offers practical advice on how to break free from negative habits and live a more fulfilling life. With its unique blend of humor and self-help, You Suck is perfect for anyone looking to take a fresh and authentic approach to personal growth. So what are you waiting for? Admit that you suck, order a copy of You Suck today, ...

Inspirational Quotes The Best Inspirational Quotes of Famous People and Philosophers (famous quotes, happiness quotes, motivational quotes, love quotes, funny quotes) Everyone has ever dreamt of having mind of a genius but not so many people have it in reality. At least, we can imagine how great people think by reading their quotes. It’s a very interesting and developing hobby. Because, the more you read the right text the better you think and improve your mind. This book is meant to become your trainer, teacher and a friend. Here you can find any quotes on any topic you are interested in...

Almost everyone faces adversity in their life, but how we overcome challenges makes all the difference. Thankfully, we can learn valuable life lessons from those who have walked difficult paths before us. This book offers a carefully curated collection of inspirational quotes and comforting wisdom from great minds across history - writers, philosophers, leaders, artists, scientists, athletes, and visionaries. Covering topics such as positivity, self-discovery, personal well-being, relationships, and career growth, these timeless words will inspire, uplift, and guide you. Perfect for readers...

The Ultimate Book Of Quotations is an invaluable tool for writers, public speakers, coaches, business leaders or anyone who wishes to improve communications. This book is conveniently organized by subjects with over 500 pages of quotations for every occasion , Including motivational quotes, friendship quotes, life quotes, love quotes, funny quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes, happiness quotes and many more. The Ultimate Book of Quotations' alphabetical organization by subjects makes finding quotes easy and user friendly. Quotations about Quotes: "The wisdom of the wise, and the ...

Want to make a living by making people laugh? The comedy industry is bursting with opportunities—find out how to claim your place in the spotlight with 10 Steps to Be a Working Comedian. Comedy is a business, and there’s work waiting for anyone funny enough to take the stage. Greg Dean, the renowned Professor of Stand-Up Comedy, shows you how to turn your passion for laughs into a lucrative career, from one-nighters to week-long gigs. This book reveals how to build a show to get work, secure it, and what it takes to thrive in an ever-expanding industry.

So, You Think Your Life Can’t Get Any Worse? Don’t Sell Yourself Short. It Can! Dive into the delightfully satirical pages of The 21½ Probable Laws of Mediocrity ©—a book that masterfully employs reverse psychology, wrapped in layers of humor and wit, to deliver a message that’s both amusing and unexpectedly insightful. This isn't your average self-help book. In fact, it boldly positions itself as the antithesis, playfully challenging readers to engage in a bit of self-reflection by presenting a guide on how to achieve a life of spectacular mediocrity. Through its tongue-in-cheek ...

Quotes are a powerful way of educating ourselves about life, and life's lessons - some better, some worse. I truly believe that through listening to quotes and reading quotes, we can tap into the minds of great thinkers, as well as the average Joe.Good quotes bring us down to earth and provide another perspective for us to analyse and connect with. Quotes have the power to inspire, motivate, and of course, have the power to put a gentle smile on one's face.

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with little to show for it? Enter The Dating App Confessions - a collection of short stories featuring dating app users who have gone through some wild, scary, and unique experiences that will leave you laughing, crying, and cheering them on. Follow the journey of these diverse characters as they navigate the ups and downs of modern dating. From the shy introvert who finds love in the most unexpected way, to the bold and adventurous who take risks for love, each character has their own unique story to tell. And the best part? Each ...

Ever feel like your emotions are dustier than your baseboards? You’re not alone. In I Was Going to Clean, But Then I Had Feelings, author Annie Rowen offers a hilarious and heartfelt permission slip to put down the mop and pick up some grace. Part cozy confessional, part self-help pep talk, this book is for anyone who’s ever cried into a roll of toilet paper, felt overwhelmed by expectations, or simply chosen rest over a perfectly folded towel. With chapter titles like The Dust Bunnies Understand Me, Mood-Swing Mopping and Other Lies, and Febreze Doesn’t Fix Feelings (But It Tries), ...

The World Needs More Btitches, Because Nice Never Changed The World Introduction: By the time we’re done, you’ll understand why the world doesn’t just need more bitches—it deserves them. Let’s get one thing straight: the world would be a much better place if more women embraced their inner bitch. Now, before you clutch your pearls, let me explain. When I say “bitch,” I’m not talking about the tired old stereotype of the mean girl or the villainous diva. No, honey. I’m talking about the bold, intelligent, tenacious, charismatic heroine who walks into a room and commands ...

Tired of the same old self-help advice? Dr. B. Leever’s Self-Improve for Me flips the script with the ultimate reverse self-help guide. Here, you’ll learn how to improve your life in all the wrong ways, while Dr. Leever pockets the cash. Inside, you'll discover how to: Cultivate “Healthy Habits” by embracing late-night pizza binges and social media marathons. Who needs sleep when you’re “performing” all night? Master Time Management by saying “yes” to everything, filling your calendar with back-to-back meetings, and hoarding productivity apps you’ll never open. Build ...

Stop Starting, Start Finishing: The Hilarious, No-Fluff Guide for Procrastinators Who Are Tired of Their Own Excuses Are you a professional procrastinator, part-time excuse generator, or full-time dream abandoner? Do you proudly collect half-finished projects, color-coded planners, and unopened Google Docs? Congratulations—you’ve just found your people. Don’t Finish What You Start is the brutally hilarious, painfully accurate, and weirdly motivational survival guide for anyone who’s made procrastination an extreme sport. This is not your usual self-help fluff. It’s a satirical ...

What if procrastination wasn’t a problem—but a hidden strength? In this eye-opening, laugh-out-loud, and refreshingly honest deep dive, Steven Doornbos invites you on a journey through the surprisingly brilliant, misunderstood world of delay. From the neuroscience of hesitation to the emotional truth behind avoidance, The Procrastinator’s Edge is a bold celebration of the thinkers, dreamers, and slow-starters we’ve been unfairly labeling for too long. With warmth, humor, and depth, this book transforms procrastination from a dirty word into a dazzling art form—and shows you how to...

In this book by Tom Flora, we will find opportunities to put stress in its proper place and learn to have a better outlook at situations that come up in our lives. We may even learn to laugh at ourselves sometimes. This is all about life’s lessons that we can benefit from. If you think life is not as good as it could be, then this book is for you. If you think life is fairly good, then this book is for you. If you think life is good, then you are going to love listening to these experiences because you will be able to relate to them.

You’ve put off reading this long enough. But that’s okay—because I’ll Do It Later: The Ultimate Procrastinator’s Survival Guide isn’t here to shame you. It’s here to set you free. Forget what productivity gurus and morning-routine influencers tell you. Procrastination isn’t a curse—it’s a secret weapon, and this book will show you how to use it. Inside, you’ll discover the thrilling rush of last-minute brilliance, the power of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing, and why confidence always beats competence. You’ll learn how to master the illusion of ...

STRICTLY ADULTS 18+ ONLY 💥 1000 no-******** ideas to stop caring about **** that doesn’t matter 🚫 Learn to say “**** no” without guilt or apology 🔥 Burnout? People-pleasing? That’s someone else’s problem now 🎤 Mic-drop truths to help you stop explaining your **** self 🧠 Mental freedom > fake positivity and toxic hustle vibes 🧘♀️ Feel calm as **** while giving fewer ****s 🙅♂️ Destroy shame, guilt, and approval-seeking ******** 😎 Permission to quit, rest, cancel, ghost, and ignore without shame 🎯 Confidence without the self-help fluff or ...

Buzz, Sparkle, Rule: How to Be the Queen Bee (Without the Sting) 👑 By Dorothy Waverly You were never meant to shrink. You were meant to shine. Step aside, self-doubt—there’s a new queen in town. Whether you’re leading a team, raising a family, chasing a dream, or simply trying to remember where you left your sparkle, Buzz, Sparkle, Rule is your empowering, feel-good guide to owning your space—gracefully, confidently, and without apology. This isn’t about bossing people around or building empires out of burnout. It’s about becoming the kind of woman who radiates light, sets ...

A true, action story of leadership and survival in African bush warfare. Operational in a number of countries Scott gained invaluable insight into the leadership and motivation of soldiers of all races, earning the respect and trust of those in various Special Forces units. The author takes you through a series of events... some of them hilarious, others tragic, some daring and courageous, but each gives an insight into the all-round development of a successful leader. “Formerly in the Rhodesian Light Infantry Parachute Battalion before becoming a Selous Scouts Captain and subsequently ...