Funny Motivation

Ready to ditch the bottle and embrace a life that doesn't require a constant buzz? Dive into "Uncorked: A No-BS Guide from Boozy Mess to Sober Success," your hilarious roadmap to sobriety. April Adams spills the tea on her messy journey from hot mess to sober queen, serving up a cocktail of brutal honesty and side-splitting humor. This ain't your grandma's self-help book. "Uncorked" is packed with real talk, f-bombs, and practical advice for dodging temptation, surviving sober socials, and building a kick-ass life without liquid courage. From "Oh shit, I drunk-texted my ex" to "Holy crap, I...

Read by the Author. From Rhonda Byrne, author of the global phenomenon The Secret and the New York Times bestseller The Greatest Secret, comes Countdown to Riches—the book that can lead anyone to financial freedom. Financial struggle is caused by one thing—our thoughts. To have a rich life...

Based on a Navy SEAL's inspiring graduation speech, this #1 New York Times bestseller is full of of powerful, life-changing lessons. "Should be read by every leader in America" —Wall Street Journal If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. On May 17, 2014, Admiral William...

With her disarming, intimate, completely accessible voice, and dry sense of humor, Nora Ephron shares with us her ups and downs in I Feel Bad About My Neck, a candid, hilarious look at women who are getting older and dealing with the tribulations of maintenance, menopause, empty nests, and life...

📚 Run, Laugh, Repeat: The book that lovingly admits runners are ridiculous Running is serious. Runners are not. If you’ve ever sprint-finished a local 10K like it was the Olympic Trials, spent hours obsessing over Strava segments, or whispered “never again” while lying face down on the shower floor then this book is for you. Run, Laugh, Repeat isn’t a training manual. It’s a roast. A love letter. A therapy session disguised as banter. Packed with laugh-out-loud truths every runner will recognise (and every non-runner will enjoy mocking), this book is your survival guide to the ...

✨ Daily Inspirational and Motivational Quotes 📅 12 Monthly Themes, 🔥 365 Daily Sparks to Uplift, Empower & Inspire All Year Long Start each day with a spark 💫 Fuel your mindset with wisdom 💡 And move forward with confidence 💪 This isn’t just a quote book — it’s a year-long journey through your personal seasons of growth 🌱🍃☀️❄️ 📚 What’s Inside? 🗓️ 12 Powerful Monthly Themes – From New Beginnings in January to Inner Peace in December 📖 365 Unique Quotes – No repeats, just fresh inspiration daily 🧠 Timeless Wisdom – From ancient sages ...

Brutally honest, often hilarious, hard-won lessons in learning to love and care for yourself from a former vice president at Comedy Central who was called “ahead of her time” by Jordan Peele “You’re going to want Tara Schuster to become your new best friend.”—Glennon Doyle, #1 New...

In this hilarious and thought-provoking read, Paulie Amigo challenges readers to embrace their flaws and recognize that everyone, including themselves, sucks in some way. Covering various topics from social media addiction to toxic relationships to materialism, You Suck offers practical advice on how to break free from negative habits and live a more fulfilling life. With its unique blend of humor and self-help, You Suck is perfect for anyone looking to take a fresh and authentic approach to personal growth. So what are you waiting for? Admit that you suck, order a copy of You Suck today, ...

"I loved it." —Ann Patchett The bestselling author of American Housewife ("Dark, deadpan and truly inventive." --The New York Times Book Review) is back with a fiercely funny collection of essays on marriage and manners, thank-you notes and three-ways, ghosts, gunshots, gynecology, and the...

That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever...

Almost everyone faces adversity in their life, but how we overcome challenges makes all the difference. Thankfully, we can learn valuable life lessons from those who have walked difficult paths before us. This book offers a carefully curated collection of inspirational quotes and comforting wisdom from great minds across history - writers, philosophers, leaders, artists, scientists, athletes, and visionaries. Covering topics such as positivity, self-discovery, personal well-being, relationships, and career growth, these timeless words will inspire, uplift, and guide you. Perfect for readers...

A no-bullsh*t bible for the modern adult—this addition to the New York Times bestselling No F*cks Given Guide self-help series shows how taking a little more responsibility can bring a lot more satisfaction to life. Whether you’re freshly of-age or you’ve been at this adulting gig for a...

A book to raise the spirits and warm the heart. Includes the famous Kindergarten essay that was read on the floor of the U.S. Senate...

A USA Today bestseller from popular personality and storyteller Matt Eicheldinger, a collection of 100 true, uplifting short stories that capture the meaning behind everyday encounters, and the small lessons woven in-between. Every story is important. Every single one. When middle school teacher...

The Ultimate Book Of Quotations is an invaluable tool for writers, public speakers, coaches, business leaders or anyone who wishes to improve communications. This book is conveniently organized by subjects with over 500 pages of quotations for every occasion , Including motivational quotes, friendship quotes, life quotes, love quotes, funny quotes, famous quotes, inspirational quotes, happiness quotes and many more. The Ultimate Book of Quotations' alphabetical organization by subjects makes finding quotes easy and user friendly. Quotations about Quotes: "The wisdom of the wise, and the ...

From one of the most celebrated and beloved comedians and actors of our time, George Lopez, comes this hilarious, touching, and often wacky chronicle of life after fifty. George Lopez just hit the half-century mark and the reset button on his life. Newly single and ready to embrace life, George...

The Best Life Stories by Reader's Digest are 150 of the best hand-picked real-life tales of resilience, joy, and hope - all in 150 words or less! Life has been all about learning lessons.

A Sunday Times Bestseller England’s Forgotten Queens ‘O’Brien cleverly intertwines the personal and political in this enjoyable, gripping tale.’ -The Times Her children or her crown France, 1399: The Duke of Brittany is dead and his widow, Joanna of Navarre, has inherited control of...

The world has gone overboard with toxic positivity. Every time we scroll through social media, watch a talk show, or browse the latest self-help books, we're inundated with feel-good messages that oversimplify life’s challenges. It’s time to get real. It’s time to embrace imperfection and humanity instead of chasing unattainable ideals. This book takes a satirical and rational approach to debunking the endless stream of unrealistic motivational messages and memes we’re bombarded with daily. Rational Responses to Motivational Memes and Other Positive Bullsh*t will enlighten you with ...

The World Needs More Btitches, Because Nice Never Changed The World Introduction: By the time we’re done, you’ll understand why the world doesn’t just need more bitches—it deserves them. Let’s get one thing straight: the world would be a much better place if more women embraced their inner bitch. Now, before you clutch your pearls, let me explain. When I say “bitch,” I’m not talking about the tired old stereotype of the mean girl or the villainous diva. No, honey. I’m talking about the bold, intelligent, tenacious, charismatic heroine who walks into a room and commands ...