Funny Leadership

If you've ever wondered how to turn a high-performing team into a chaotic, disjointed mess—congratulations, you're in the right place. In this sharp, hilarious, and painfully relatable guide, FC Bohnke pulls back the curtain on the absurdities of bad leadership. How to Build a Dysfunctional Team in 10 Easy Steps is not your typical management book—it's a survival manual for the modern corporate jungle, exposing exactly how NOT to lead. Inside, you'll discover: The art of micromanaging every decision into oblivion Why rewarding the loudest voice kills real talent How to foster office ...

A New York Times Bestseller An audacious, irreverent investigation of human behavior—and a first look at a revolution in the making Our personal data has been used to spy on us, hire and fire us, and sell us stuff we don’t need. In Dataclysm, Christian Rudder uses it to show us who we...

Feeling stuck, unmotivated, or simply in need of a daily spark? What if one quote a day could shift your mindset, ignite your ambition, and guide you toward a life of purpose and success?💭 🚀Greatest Inspirational Quotes is a powerful collection of 1000 handpicked quotes from 75 of the world’s greatest thinkers, leaders, and visionaries. From timeless wisdom to bold declarations, these quotes are designed to fuel your drive, awaken your inner strength, and help you conquer each day with clarity and purpose. ✨ Featuring timeless words from icons such as: Aristotle Confucius Sun Tzu ...

The wit and wisdom of Pastor Al Bishop will bring to mind loads of stories of your own about the complicated joy of ministering in our Lord’s Church to His people. But most of all, it will also help new and seasoned pastors, lay leaders and God’s Church to relax and be able to laugh at the strange things that happen in their congregations on their way to heaven as well. Dr. Walter C. Kaiser, Jr. .President Emeritus, Gordon-Conwell Theological SeminaryAl served as my youth pastor and a close associate during his seminary years. I’m acquainted with his ministry and congratulate him on ...

Learn the NASA Astronaut mindset to solve problems, provide leadership in the face of adversity, and never give up on the pursuit of your wildest dreams. Mike Massimino achieved his dream of exploring space—now he distills stories and insights from NASA into an actionable guide to accomplish...

✨ Daily Inspirational and Motivational Quotes 📅 12 Monthly Themes, 🔥 365 Daily Sparks to Uplift, Empower & Inspire All Year Long Start each day with a spark 💫 Fuel your mindset with wisdom 💡 And move forward with confidence 💪 This isn’t just a quote book — it’s a year-long journey through your personal seasons of growth 🌱🍃☀️❄️ 📚 What’s Inside? 🗓️ 12 Powerful Monthly Themes – From New Beginnings in January to Inner Peace in December 📖 365 Unique Quotes – No repeats, just fresh inspiration daily 🧠 Timeless Wisdom – From ancient sages ...

New York Times Bestseller and Wall Street Journal Bestseller! Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer presents a new guide to getting what you want in life and business--to stop making excuses so you can get back to winning. During his many years as an entrepreneur, consultant, and star of the Paramount...

Was it a typo when the CEO mandated that the organization "institutionalize incompetents"? If not, how did the company wind up institutionalizing incompetence instead? How to Work for an Idiot is still the confessions of a recovering Idiot Boss. After decades of writing and consulting, Dr. Hoover finally realized that many of the people he kept trying to "energize" and "enlighten" were, well, idiots. More importantly, he was an idiot for thinking he could change them. This new edition is bigger and better - and filled with even more idiots - than before.

A smart, irreverent, and accessible guide to thinking more deeply about how religion permeates and shapes the world around us –and why you need to understand the work it's doing Religion lurks in the floorboards of our daily lives, whether we want it to or not. A departure from more...

Grahame Wood opened the first Wawa Food Market in 1964 as an outlet for Wawa dairy products. Since then, the convenience store has grown into a well-known company that competes against the biggest industry players in the world in three areas: fuel, convenience, and food, all while maintaining their personal approach and small business mentality. Now, almost 50 years later, Wawa has opened its first store in Florida and begun to play on the national field. How did it happen?

The failure to grasp the basics of management often trips up even the most successful companies. With that in mind, management consultant Roger E. Allen uses A. A. Milne's beloved stories and characters to illustrate essential business principles, such as the establishment of clear objectives...

Unlock the elite mindset of the hardwood with this definitive collection of basketball wisdom, featuring the iconic words of Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson, and the legends who redefined the game. "Basketball is poetry in motion." From the high-flying dunks of the "Dream Team" to the cold-blooded daggers of the modern era, basketball is a sport of rhythm, soul, and relentless will. It is a game where five players must move with a single heartbeat, and where a single quote can spark a dynasty. In The Heartbeat of the Hardwood: The Ultimate Basketball Quote Book, you will go ...

📣 What if 5900 voices could speak louder than a history book? “…Because I’m Black?” is more than a collection of quotes - it’s a vibrant, living chorus of truth, resilience, and pride. Spanning centuries of thought, struggle, triumph, and inspiration, this powerful volume brings together 5,900 quotes from 345 iconic Black leaders - writers, scientists, athletes, artists, politicians, educators, and revolutionaries who have shaped America and the world with their minds, hearts, and courage. 🖤 From the soul-stirring words of Zora Neale Hurston to the fearless wisdom of Ernest ...

✨ 100 women. 100 voices. 1000 quotes — and one empowered you. ✨ The Woman's Book of Quotes is a one-of-a-kind collection of 1000 inspirational sayings from 100 iconic women — each chapter spotlighting one powerful female voice, paired with guided journaling prompts. From historical legends to modern trailblazers, their wisdom is here to uplift and inspire you — one quote, one reflection, one page at a time. Whether you're navigating change, building confidence, chasing goals, or just need a reminder of your strength — this book was made for you. Inside you’ll find: 📚 100 ...

Leadership, they say, is about vision, courage, and influence. Lord Eldric Grumblethorne says it’s mostly about yelling into the garden until someone vaguely obeys. In this irreverent guide to noble failure, Britain’s most begrudging aristocrats reflect on their once-glorious command—now reduced to managing brunch plans, peasant complaints, and the thermostat. From disastrously delegated tasks to troops who march directly to HR, this book charts the slow collapse of authority in an age obsessed with "feedback." Through letters, speeches, damage reports, and heavily annotated ...

Forgiveness is the least talked about, but most important leadership soft skill. This book uses lessons from improvised comedy and mindfulness practice to teach leaders how to make forgiveness—of big and small things—a part of their daily lives, and in doing so, how to completely transform the cultures they influence.

No football fan will want to be without the book that delivers pure, unfiltered Rex Ryan—head coach of the New York Jets and one of the most popular, outspoken, well-liked, and widely respected personalities in the National Football League. Rex Ryan is known for his exuberance . . . and Play...

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From the New York Times bestselling author of How to Be a Bawse comes an “insightful and charmingly funny” (Rupi Kaur) primer on learning to come home to your truest and happiest self. “I love Lilly’s honest and helpful advice about achieving happiness.”—Mindy Kaling, #1 New York...

Step inside the hallowed huddle and discover the strategic brilliance, the raw physical grit, and the legendary leadership of American Football—from the "Lombardi Way" to the modern-day mastery of Tom Brady. "Football is a game of inches, and the inches we need are everywhere around us." It is a game of human chess played at full speed. In The Gridiron Code: The Ultimate American Football Quote Book, you will experience the drama of the field through the voices that defined it. This is a collection that explores the "Field General’s" calm under pressure, the "Mastermind’s" obsessive ...