Funny Leadership

Was it a typo when the CEO mandated that the organization "institutionalize incompetents"? If not, how did the company wind up institutionalizing incompetence instead? How to Work for an Idiot is still the confessions of a recovering Idiot Boss. After decades of writing and consulting, Dr. Hoover finally realized that many of the people he kept trying to "energize" and "enlighten" were, well, idiots. More importantly, he was an idiot for thinking he could change them. This new edition is bigger and better - and filled with even more idiots - than before.

Leadership, they say, is about vision, courage, and influence. Lord Eldric Grumblethorne says it’s mostly about yelling into the garden until someone vaguely obeys. In this irreverent guide to noble failure, Britain’s most begrudging aristocrats reflect on their once-glorious command—now reduced to managing brunch plans, peasant complaints, and the thermostat. From disastrously delegated tasks to troops who march directly to HR, this book charts the slow collapse of authority in an age obsessed with "feedback." Through letters, speeches, damage reports, and heavily annotated ...

📣 What if 5900 voices could speak louder than a history book? “…Because I’m Black?” is more than a collection of quotes - it’s a vibrant, living chorus of truth, resilience, and pride. Spanning centuries of thought, struggle, triumph, and inspiration, this powerful volume brings together 5,900 quotes from 345 iconic Black leaders - writers, scientists, athletes, artists, politicians, educators, and revolutionaries who have shaped America and the world with their minds, hearts, and courage. 🖤 From the soul-stirring words of Zora Neale Hurston to the fearless wisdom of Ernest ...

They came. They carved the turkey. They conquered absolutely nothing. From the creator of The Noble Art of Grumbling and The Noble Art of Commanding Absolutely Nothing comes the most festive fiasco of them all. The Noble Art of Surviving Festivities plunges readers into the laughably tragic world of aristocratic celebrations—where no holiday is complete without emotional carnage, overdressed in-laws, and a roast that’s somehow both raw and burnt. Join the ever-grumbling lords, mistitled ladies, and their long-suffering staff as they bumble through: Family reunions with relatives you ...

Every manager learns from the same source: Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook. This valuable management handbook teaches new managers how to transform themselves from bitter and bewildered "little people" into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing management zombies.

✨ 100 women. 100 voices. 1000 quotes — and one empowered you. ✨ The Woman's Book of Quotes is a one-of-a-kind collection of 1000 inspirational sayings from 100 iconic women — each chapter spotlighting one powerful female voice, paired with guided journaling prompts. From historical legends to modern trailblazers, their wisdom is here to uplift and inspire you — one quote, one reflection, one page at a time. Whether you're navigating change, building confidence, chasing goals, or just need a reminder of your strength — this book was made for you. Inside you’ll find: 📚 100 ...

✨ Daily Inspirational and Motivational Quotes 📅 12 Monthly Themes, 🔥 365 Daily Sparks to Uplift, Empower & Inspire All Year Long Start each day with a spark 💫 Fuel your mindset with wisdom 💡 And move forward with confidence 💪 This isn’t just a quote book — it’s a year-long journey through your personal seasons of growth 🌱🍃☀️❄️ 📚 What’s Inside? 🗓️ 12 Powerful Monthly Themes – From New Beginnings in January to Inner Peace in December 📖 365 Unique Quotes – No repeats, just fresh inspiration daily 🧠 Timeless Wisdom – From ancient sages ...

If you've ever wondered how to turn a high-performing team into a chaotic, disjointed mess—congratulations, you're in the right place. In this sharp, hilarious, and painfully relatable guide, FC Bohnke pulls back the curtain on the absurdities of bad leadership. How to Build a Dysfunctional Team in 10 Easy Steps is not your typical management book—it's a survival manual for the modern corporate jungle, exposing exactly how NOT to lead. Inside, you'll discover: The art of micromanaging every decision into oblivion Why rewarding the loudest voice kills real talent How to foster office ...

Grahame Wood opened the first Wawa Food Market in 1964 as an outlet for Wawa dairy products. Since then, the convenience store has grown into a well-known company that competes against the biggest industry players in the world in three areas: fuel, convenience, and food, all while maintaining their personal approach and small business mentality. Now, almost 50 years later, Wawa has opened its first store in Florida and begun to play on the national field. How did it happen?

Forgiveness is the least talked about, but most important leadership soft skill. This book uses lessons from improvised comedy and mindfulness practice to teach leaders how to make forgiveness—of big and small things—a part of their daily lives, and in doing so, how to completely transform the cultures they influence.

The wit and wisdom of Pastor Al Bishop will bring to mind loads of stories of your own about the complicated joy of ministering in our Lord’s Church to His people. But most of all, it will also help new and seasoned pastors, lay leaders and God’s Church to relax and be able to laugh at the strange things that happen in their congregations on their way to heaven as well. Dr. Walter C. Kaiser, Jr. .President Emeritus, Gordon-Conwell Theological SeminaryAl served as my youth pastor and a close associate during his seminary years. I’m acquainted with his ministry and congratulate him on ...

Calvin thinks heroes wear capes. His mom sometimes does. But when a winter of near-misses, power flickers, and neighborhood mysteries hits Maplewood, Calvin learns the real superpower isn’t flying—it’s making space for people. With a pocket notebook, a best friend who carries towels, and a librarian who believes in buttons, Calvin turns everyday moments into easy, repeatable plans: Heads Up at crosswalks, the Corner Code (Pause • Wave • Go), a Quiet Siren path for EMTs, and Please-Lines for crowded doors. Funny, high-energy, and fiercely family-focused, this chapter book ...

From the mind of the ultimate corporate gunslinger comes this no-nonsense, real-world Curriculum, designed to augment - if not replace - the more traditional path to achieving mastery of the business universe. Conquer this sharp, practical and often amusing course of study and save $250,000 of wasted business school tuition. The Curriculum is dedicated to the study of business, how it works, and how it can be used against those who don’t know how it works.

Play is an essential, necessary, and natural human activity, and it's for adults and companies, too. Funny Business will show you how adults and companies can recapture and use this powerful tool to foster innovation, increase their competitive advantage, and create a vibrant and satisfying workplace. It delves into the concepts of play and what makes it so powerful in children's development' and dispels the myths and beliefs that have made play a dirty word.

Feeling stuck, unmotivated, or simply in need of a daily spark? What if one quote a day could shift your mindset, ignite your ambition, and guide you toward a life of purpose and success?💭 🚀Greatest Inspirational Quotes is a powerful collection of 1000 handpicked quotes from 75 of the world’s greatest thinkers, leaders, and visionaries. From timeless wisdom to bold declarations, these quotes are designed to fuel your drive, awaken your inner strength, and help you conquer each day with clarity and purpose. ✨ Featuring timeless words from icons such as: Aristotle Confucius Sun Tzu ...

Buzz, Sparkle, Rule: How to Be the Queen Bee (Without the Sting) 👑 By Dorothy Waverly You were never meant to shrink. You were meant to shine. Step aside, self-doubt—there’s a new queen in town. Whether you’re leading a team, raising a family, chasing a dream, or simply trying to remember where you left your sparkle, Buzz, Sparkle, Rule is your empowering, feel-good guide to owning your space—gracefully, confidently, and without apology. This isn’t about bossing people around or building empires out of burnout. It’s about becoming the kind of woman who radiates light, sets ...

Meet Marie Lane: bookworm, master of awkward comebacks, and certified klutz. Gym class? A personal nightmare. Dodgeballs? Heat-seeking missiles. Ropes? Medieval torture devices. So when Oakwood Middle School announces a school-wide “Gauntlet Challenge” to crown the year’s top team, Marie has one goal: survive without face-planting in front of the entire school. But as she stumbles through obstacle courses, rope climbs, and dodgeball disasters, Marie discovers something surprising—teamwork is messy, bravery comes in weird shapes, and sometimes the best victories aren’t the ones you...

A true, action story of leadership and survival in African bush warfare. Operational in a number of countries Scott gained invaluable insight into the leadership and motivation of soldiers of all races, earning the respect and trust of those in various Special Forces units. The author takes you through a series of events... some of them hilarious, others tragic, some daring and courageous, but each gives an insight into the all-round development of a successful leader. “Formerly in the Rhodesian Light Infantry Parachute Battalion before becoming a Selous Scouts Captain and subsequently ...

1. Are you in a leadership position at work? 2. Do you frequently communicate big ideas to your team? 3. Do you find yourself wondering if your message is being received the way it was intended? 4. Are you looking for a way to deepen your impact as a leader and a speaker? If the answer to any of these questions is YES, then this book can you be trusty sidekick helping use humor to deliver messages and plant seeds of change in your organization. Humor Science takes an engineering approach to the art of being engaging.

Part comedy, part thriller, part Agile masterclass—Agile Protocol is fun, insightful, and unforgettable! When a tech company threatens to implode under the weight of its misapplication of Agile (“fake Agile”), an elite crew intervenes to execute a daring rescue to save the business. What unfolds is part workplace comedy, part satirical thriller, and part stealth Agile masterclass. Agile Protocol is: An adventure packed with fun and actionable insights A wildly entertaining story that exposes the perils of corporate Agile cosplay and other forms of "fake Agile" A valuable toolkit for ...