Funny Diaries

Nikki Maxwell is torn between two incredible parties in this second installment of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Recipe for disaster: 4 parties. Add 2 friends and 1 crush. Divide by 1 mean girl out to RUIN Nikki. Mix well, put fingers over eyes, and CRINGE! Settled in at...

Join an epic intergalactic Among Us adventure with Valiant the Grumpy Impostor, his partner Candice… and Santa himself! 🚀 Human, this is the diary of Valiant, an Among Us impostor who’s realized that sabotaging crewmates isn’t his thing. Instead, he’s found his calling piloting a spaceship to explore the universe. However, during his second intergalactic journey, he and his partner Candice crash into Santa’s ship and find themselves stranded on his planet. They soon discover that Santa is almost as grumpy as Valiant. In fact, in a fit of rage, Santa has exiled all his helpers ...

Sophie Myers is not desperate. She is simply romantically available, emotionally cautious, and only slightly suspicious of dating apps. After one too many quiet weekends and one very determined pep talk from her best friend Harper, Sophie decides to give modern dating another chance. She downloads Maybe, creates a profile, and tells herself she is open to possibility. Possibility, unfortunately, has terrible judgment. First there is Will, who seems stable, polite, and normal—until Sophie arrives at dinner and discovers he has brought his mother along to evaluate her. Then there is Liam, a...

In this #1 international bestseller, an old man who is young at heart proves that life doesn't stop once you enter a nursing home, perfect for fans of A Man Called Ove. Technically speaking, Hendrik Groen is elderly. But at age 83 and one quarter, this feisty curmudgeon has no plans to go out...

Nikki Maxwell is starting eighth grade at a new school—and her very first diary is packed with hilarious stories and art in this first book in the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Nikki confesses all in her first diary ever: her epic battle with her mom for an iPhone, meeting...

Discover a heartwarming dog adventure filled with friendship, laughter, loyalty, and unforgettable moments in Dog Diaries: The Secret Life of a Happy Pup. Perfect for kids, families, animal lovers, and dog enthusiasts of all ages, this charming illustrated style story invites readers into the world of Buddy, a joyful and curious pup who sees every ordinary day as an exciting adventure. From backyard expeditions and squirrel mysteries to cozy rainy afternoons and touching moments with his loving family, Buddy’s diary is packed with humor, warmth, and valuable life lessons about kindness, ...

A laugh-out-loud K-Pop fantasy adventure for fans of Dork Diaries, Spy×Family, and demon-hunting chaos! Diary of a K-Pop Demon Hunter: The Bell, the New Girl, and the Thing Under the School is the third book in the hilarious middle grade series about rhythm, friendship, and total supernatural disaster. So-min Lee thought she'd handled the worst of it. Talent Night happened. The lake survived. The recorder retired (mostly). She was wrong. When the school bell starts ringing late, wrong, and counting, and a quiet new girl named Yuna transfers in knowing way too much about way too many things...

Alice Weber is excellent in a crisis. As a boutique hotel manager, she can calm furious guests, rescue ruined weddings, locate missing garment bags, and smile through disasters that would send most people into a supply closet with emergency chocolate. What she cannot seem to do is go on a normal date. After one last swipe on the Maybe dating app, Alice agrees to five dates, one final attempt to prove modern romance is not entirely powered by red flags, group texts, and men with suspiciously strong opinions. There is Graham, who brings a folder of restaurant discounts to dinner. Levi, who ...

The #1 bestselling book that defined the 20th century—now updated for the 25th Anniversary! Meet Bridget Jones—a 30-something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she could: a. lose 7 pounds b. stop smoking c. develop Inner Poise Bridget Jones’s Diary is the...

From the author of the cult classic Lives of the Saints, a diaristic novel of middle-aged reckoning that roves from Washington, D.C. to New Orleans, from court records to Don Giovanni, all of it riotously narrated by one of American fiction’s most singular voices. Delery Anhalt—middle-aged...

Maddi's adventures continue with this exciting new Almost Cool Girl Book. New characters, new friends, new relatives, and lots more laughs. Maddi and her family travel to Australia for a family holiday with her cousins. Read about Maddi's embarrassing moments on the plane trip, her escape from a vicious crocodile, her tragic fashion disaster and why you shouldn't eat too many prunes! Our Almost Cool Girl overcomes all obstacles to triumph once again. If you enjoyed the first two books of Diary of an Almost Cool Girl - Meet Maddi and My New School, you'll love reading about Maddi's new ...

Something strange is happening at Camp Honmoon. So-min expected a boring summer at camp. Just singing practice, sunshine, and three peaceful weeks away from middle school drama. But the lake has other plans. When campfire songs start echoing back wrong and a chained door begins humming in the middle of the night, So-min and her friends realize something at camp is very wrong. Something that has been waiting a long time to be finished. Now So-min, Mina, Ji-hoon, Brian, and a suspiciously judgmental cat named Princess Meow Destroyer have eighteen days to solve the mystery before Talent Night ...

It’s Nikki Maxwell’s birthday!! Will it be a blast or a bust? Find out in Nikki’s newest diary, the thirteenth installment in the #1 New York Times blockbuster bestselling Dork Diaries series! Nikki and her BFFs Chloe and Zoey have been planning a birthday party of epic proportions!...

Please do NOT buy this expecting a Bilbury style book! The fourth in Vernon Coleman's series of diaries. (The other four books are: 'Diary of a Disgruntled Man', 'Just Another Bloody Year' and 'Bugger Off and Leave Me Alone'' and 'Life on the Edge'). A book for the politically incorrect who can question and laugh at the absurdities of modern life. Warning:This book contains considerable quantities of irony and English humour, and some readers may be allergic to the contents. What the papers say about Vernon Coleman: 'Coleman is a very funny writer' - This England 'Superstar' - Independent ...

Nikki Maxwell deals with the trials and triumphs of middle school in this fifteenth installment of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Ooh la la! Nikki Maxwell and her band are on their way to Paris, but they run into some roadblocks on the way… And Nikki’s French skills...

Nikki Maxwell authors an advice column for the school newspaper in this fifth installment of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Nikki Maxwell develops a sudden interest in student journalism that may or may not (okay, definitely does) have to do with the fact that mean girl...

Day 1. I wrote "Move to Italy" on a Post-it note at 2am after watching a YouTube video. I don't know what I was thinking.When Bob Henderson, a recently retired actuary from Columbus, Ohio, buys a one-euro farmhouse in the mountains of Abruzzo, he expects a project. What he gets is a life.Told in ninety daily diary entries spanning October to March, I Bought a Farm in Italy is the record of a man learning — how to prune an olive tree, make a correct ragù, lose gracefully at Scopa, and understand the specific patience of a hill town that has been watching outsiders arrive and leave for six...

Nikki Maxwell’s summer is packed with drama in this fourteenth installment of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! Nikki and her bandmates are looking forward to an AWESOME summer on tour as the opening act for the world famous Bad Boyz! Nikki is a little worried when her...

Nikki Maxwell’s worst nightmare comes true in this ninth installment of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! A certain member of the CCP girls Dork fans know all about has gotten her hands on Nikki’s diary and has decided to share some thoughts of her own…Find out what...

Love—and crushes—are in the air for Nikki Maxwell in this sixth installment of the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series! It’s the biggest dance of the year and Nikki Maxwell is hoping her crush, Brandon, wants to be her date. But time is running out. What if he doesn’t want...