Funny Birthday

#1 New York Timesbestselling author Harlan Coben offers a look behind the curtain at his own writing process in an inspiring, candid memoir filled with indispensable insights and techniques. “For aspiring writers, Harlan’s advice, stories, and anecdotes are wise, proven, and valuable. For...

Celebrate with the Ultimate Dad Joke Book Looking for the perfect collection of funny dad jokes to make every birthday unforgettable? 100 Funny Dad Jokes for Birthdays is a laugh-out-loud dad joke book packed with clean, family-friendly humor that's perfect for birthday parties, birthday cards, gift exchanges, and celebrating another trip around the sun. Whether you're celebrating Dad, Grandpa, a friend, or anyone who appreciates classic groan-worthy humor, this collection is guaranteed to bring smiles, eye-rolls, and plenty of laughs. Enjoy the Best Birthday Dad Jokes for Every Celebration...

Unleash your inner Einstein with the most exhiliarating, laugh-out-loud trivia book ever written! Be catapulted on a whirlwind adventure through the zany, weird, and utterly fascinating realms of knowledge, as we take trivia to a whole new level of fun! Packed with 1,522 mind-blowing facts spanning science, history, pop culture, and more, this rip-roaring, side-splitting tome is perfect for trivia buffs and inquisitive minds of all stripes, comprising everything from the astonishing to the absurd, the hilarious to the hair-raising, and everything in between. "Brain-Boosting Facts for ...

Fake Dating the Hockey Captain A Spicy College Hockey Romance I wasn’t supposed to kiss the hockey captain. Especially not in front of half the campus… and a group of reporters. But when Noah Carter suddenly points at me and says I’m his girlfriend, I only have two choices: Play along. Or humiliate us both. So we make a deal. Three weeks. One fake relationship. Absolutely no feelings. It should be easy. Except Noah Carter isn’t just the arrogant captain of the North Ridge hockey team. He’s charming, protective… and dangerously good at pretending we’re real. Soon the whole ...

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Nominated for the NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Literary Work Named a Best Book of the Year by The Root Chosen by Emma Straub as a Best New Celebrity Memoir “A book of essays as raw and honest as anyone has ever produced.” — Lena Dunham, Lenny Letter In the...

WARNING: Reading this book while on the throne will make your bathroom breaks exceptionally entertaining, potentially causing delays in resuming your regular schedule! Ever pondered why reading in the bathroom makes you feel extra enlightened? Or the surprising truth about why some birds can sleep while standing up? (Hint: It's not due to their impeccable balance!) Hold onto your plungers, curious minds! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure through history, science, pop culture and the bizarre... in the pages of "At Home On The Throne", a hilariously addictive Bathroom Reader! ...

A Dog’s Purpose—the #1 New York Times bestseller and major motion picture—is a perfect gift to introduce dog lovers to this wonderful series. Based on the beloved bestselling novel by W. Bruce Cameron, A Dog’s Purpose, from director Lasse Hallström (The Cider House Rules, Dear John, The...

My neighbor is the most chaotic man alive. He blasts music at 3 AM. He leaves paint footprints in the hallway. He treats “organization” like it’s a personal insult. So naturally, the first time we kissed, it was a disaster. A hot, sweaty, earth-shattering disaster. One night, two rounds, one broken condom. Now he’s pregnant. And I’m stuck sharing walls (and way too much gossip) with the artist who drives me insane… and makes me want him anyway. He thrives on chaos. I survive on control. The whole building knows our secret, the baby’s coming fast, and somehow we’re supposed ...

"Even nonfantasy listeners will enjoy hanging out at the intersection of coffeehouse culture and Dungeons & Dragons, and hope that Baldree fails to shake his new writing habit." - The Seattle Times This program is read by the author. The much-beloved BookTok sensation, Travis Baldree's Legends &...

Read the New York Times bestselling book that inspired the hit movies! Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, the quiet and thoughtful son of the Chief of the Hairy Hooligans, tries to pass the important initiation test of his Viking clan by catching and training a dragon. Can Hiccup do it without being...

USA Today Bestselling author Rebecca Thorne delights in a brand new cozy science-fiction romance series for fans of Martha Wells. "[Dylan Reilly] Fitzpatrick voices Moss's chapters with meticulous articulation and bitter sarcasm, perfect for the organic computing system. [Natalie] Naudus voices...

Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn’t know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he’s found a way–doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue...

Revised second edition. One night. One broken rule. And a heartbeat on a screen that changes everything. Caleb Ashford has built his career — and his entire identity — on control. As a sought-after wedding planner, he orchestrates everyone else's happily-ever-after while keeping his own life on a strict schedule: blockers, boundaries, and absolutely no one close enough to see the Omega he's spent years hiding. One champagne-fueled lapse in judgment at a client's reception shouldn't have mattered. Groomsman Declan Parker, with his easy grin and that infuriating calm, was supposed to be a...

SERIOUSLY SILLY JOKES FOR KIDS is the perfect way to keep kids laughing and reading. It contains hundreds of HILARIOUS jokes that will have everyone roaring with laughter! This kid's joke book is also lovingly illustrated with seriously silly cartoons that provide a visual aid to the jokes and it's designed to be easy to read for young children. Sore bellies and painful sides have been reported by grandparents, parents, and kids alike from this rib-tickling and eye-watering, hilarious kids joke book. Young readers will have a blast sharing these jokes with family, friends and other kids at ...

Don't miss an action-packed, hilarious, heart-warming moment of the bestselling series that inspired the hit movies! Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's best friend, Fishlegs, has been stung by the deadly Venomous Vorpent! The only cure is the Vegetable-That-No-One-Dares-Name. But where will Hiccup...

Read the bestselling books that inspired the hit movie sensation! When Hiccup finds a coffin at sea, he opens it to discover a riddle that will lead to the treasure of Grimbeard the Ghastly, the world's greatest pirate and Hiccup's ancestor. So Hiccup and his friends set out on a treasure hunt...

“The sapphic romance is brought to the forefront through Jessica Threet’s emotional depth and compelling lilt.”—Booklist In the tradition of Legends & Lattes, comes a cozy fantasy steeped in sapphic romance about one of the Queen’s private guards and a powerful mage who want to open a...

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category! Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career. Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he...

NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER From the best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning author of All Over but the Shoutin', the warmhearted and hilarious story of how his life was transformed by his love for a poorly behaved, half-blind stray dog. Speck is not a good boy. He is a terrible boy, a defiant...

"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance" —AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can...