Funny Birthday

THREE wonderful mystery books from the best-selling comedy writer Bernice Bloom. Including: Mysterious Invitation... SIX STRANGERS RECEIVE INVITATIONS TO A FUNERAL They are told that the deceased – a man called Reginald Charters – invited them on his deathbed. But who on earth is Reginald Charters? And why was he so desperate to have these six people at his funeral? The group of six strangers is told that they have 20 hours to figure out why they have been invited to the funeral. If they can do so, they will inherit a million pounds. So, they start talking. But it's complicated. Not ...

Unleash your inner Einstein with the most exhiliarating, laugh-out-loud trivia book ever written! Be catapulted on a whirlwind adventure through the zany, weird, and utterly fascinating realms of knowledge, as we take trivia to a whole new level of fun! Packed with 1,522 mind-blowing facts spanning science, history, pop culture, and more, this rip-roaring, side-splitting tome is perfect for trivia buffs and inquisitive minds of all stripes, comprising everything from the astonishing to the absurd, the hilarious to the hair-raising, and everything in between. "Brain-Boosting Facts for ...

WARNING: Reading this book while on the throne will make your bathroom breaks exceptionally entertaining, potentially causing delays in resuming your regular schedule! Ever pondered why reading in the bathroom makes you feel extra enlightened? Or the surprising truth about why some birds can sleep while standing up? (Hint: It's not due to their impeccable balance!) Hold onto your plungers, curious minds! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure through history, science, pop culture and the bizarre... in the pages of "At Home On The Throne", a hilariously addictive Bathroom Reader! ...

Zach lives by the mantra: When life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade. Whether recounting a valiant childhood attempt to woo Cindy Crawford, encounters with zealous faith healers, or the time he crapped his pants mere feet from Dr. Phil, Zach shares his fumbles with unflinching honesty and characteristic charm. By his 30th birthday, Zach had grown into an adult with a career in entertainment, millions of fans, a loving family, and friends who would literally carry him up mountains.

It’s Nikki Maxwell’s birthday! Will it be a blast or a bust? Find out in the 13th installment of the blockbuster number-one New York Times best-selling Dork Diaries series!

WARNING: This book will transform you into the ultimate cool-cat in ANY crowd! Ever wondered about why cats seem irresistibly drawn to laser pointers? Or the mystery behind cats' uncanny ability to sense their owner's emotions? (HINT: It's NOT because they're psychic) Look up, cat lovers! Get ready to pounce on a whisker-twitching adventure with "Interesting Facts for Curious Cats"! Prepare To Uncover: The scientific curiosity behind a cat's love for chasing laser dots The historical tale of cats' sacred status in Ancient Egypt The intriguing fact that cats have a unique 'language' they use...

They're back! Rediscover the zaniest characters you've ever met in this best-selling series which has sold millions worldwide. Bright and charming, with easily recognizable characters, Mr. Men audiobooks are easy enough for young listeners, witty enough for humor-prone adults, and highly collectible for one and all.

🎁 Perfect Gift for the Older Man in your Life🎁 📣 Give the old geezer a book he will actually want to read!🥜 Listen up, you thoughtful sons, daughters, and friends of aging wonderments! If you're searching for a gift that'll have your favorite older gent laughing until his dentures fall out, look no further than "Why Are My Nuts Saggy?"—the ultimate guidebook to the hilarious world of male aging. 📚 🎭 Give the Gift of Laughter 🎭 Whether he's grappling with saggy nuts, a wayward prostate, or the trials and tribulations of the aging male body, this book is the perfect way...

SET CONTAINS BOOKS FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX OF THE ENGLISH VILLAGE WITCH COZY SERIES! If you love plucky heroines, small-town whodunits, and a touch of retro nostalgia, then you’ll love Rosie Reed’s fun and flirty tales! BOOK FOUR ‘Twas The Bite Before Christmas: It’s up to Evelyn Eldritch to save the mortal world and the world of magic. But first, she must save Christmas. And get a snog from DI Taylor under the mistletoe! BOOK FIVE Snack to the Future: When novice witch, Evelyn Eldritch, is accidently sent backwards in time, she must find Alex’s missing sister before history - and ...

Entertaining time travel adventure for young readers that “captures what middle school is all about!” (LitPick 5-Star Book Review) Roger Tarkington believes his goal of middle school greatness is a slam dunk when he uncovers a magic calendar that lets him repeat days of the week. The 6th grader soon learns that time travel is just as confusing as Algebra! Join Roger through the twists and turns at Jefferson Middle School in this fun, easy-to-read Groundhog Day -meets- Diary of a Wimpy Kid time travel adventure. Start your magical journey today. Order now!

He gave me the ride of my life! Stella and Jake are workplace friends and have been for years. He knows her better than she knows herself, and she's longed for him since they almost smacked heads standing up at the same time in their cubicles. But today is a special day--it's Stella's birthday, and Jake has a very special present for her. This is a complete short story, perfect for a relaxing break or a little ME-time.

This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes. If you’re a Dad, you will love it. If you’re a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father’s eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father’s favorite child.

Jani Lane Monroe has dreamed about her golden birthday her entire life. Turning twelve on December 12th, when there is also a full moon, just has to mean that her special wish will come true. She thought she would be wishing for a cell phone, but when her parents split up, she realizes that she needs to use her golden birthday wish to get them back together. With the help of her sixteen-year-old sister, they orchestrate several scenarios to try and force their parents back into each other’s arms. Just when Jani thinks that all hope is lost, she sends her birthday wish out into the ...

Would You Rather? Superhero Edition is an interactive gamebook jam packed with more than 126+ challenging choices, funny jokes, silly scenarios, fascinating superhero trivia, and contains hours of hilarious family fun! It all starts with this question: Would you rather…be a superhero - or - a super-villain?

Cooper, his sister Sprinkles, and their two hamster pals, Fred and Larry, are always up for an adventure! But when the gang heads to the playground, they encounter a big challenge—a bully who’s picking on a small kitten. With Sprinkles’ cleverness and bravery, they teach the importance of friendship. After all the excitement, there’s an even bigger surprise waiting for Cooper at home: a birthday party full of laughter, treats, and fun! Packed with humor and fun, Cooper's Big Day is an enjoyable story that teaches kids about friendship, courage, and celebrating the joys of being ...

When was the last time, as an adult, you had a gloriously, fun-filled, satisfying, memorable Happy Birthday? If that’s not your norm, it’s time for a change! Whether circumstances, apathy, or disappointment have pushed you into a world of ho-hum birthdays, this is your chance to recover the bliss of a well-celebrated birthday—on your terms. Filled with practical suggestions, get ready for an outrageously gratifying, joyous, and “dream come true” birthday—every year. Don't wait to start your five steps; they begin right now, no matter when your birthday falls! Start right NOW! ...

“Never underestimate a former Buckhead debutante.” Atlanta Journal-Constitution “Charlotte Laws is a woman of a thousand faces.” Sábado magazine “I didn’t realize quite how brave Charlotte is until I see her in action.” The Guardian Dr. Charlotte Laws—“the most well-known unknown”—is a TV star, best-selling author, and world-renowned advocate for women, animals, and the LGBTQ community. NBC News calls her a “crusader.” BuzzFeed voted her one of the 30 fiercest women in the world, and MSNBC labels her a “hero.” But who is this former Atlanta debutante who gave ...

As inspirational as it is instructive, The Lighten Up Book is a treasury of moving and meaningful sayings that spurs listeners to live life to the fullest. Listeners can take this encouraging book on the go to get a quick shot of inspiration at any time, or they can select one quote every day for in-depth thought and meditation. However listeners choose to use these uplifting and inspiring quotes, they all have the potential to be life-changing.

I’m assuming you’ve picked up this book because you’re either curious about having kids, you’re currently up the duff, or you’re stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or you’re killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard.

On the day of Debbie’s birthday party, Mog sets off on an adventure through the alphabet, filled with dragons in the dark and the jaguar with a jug of jelly. M is for Mog, but also for the mad mouse monster! The perfect Mog adventure for learning the alphabet.