Funny Birthday

"Even nonfantasy listeners will enjoy hanging out at the intersection of coffeehouse culture and Dungeons & Dragons, and hope that Baldree fails to shake his new writing habit." - The Seattle Times This program is read by the author. The much-beloved BookTok sensation, Travis Baldree's Legends &...

Unleash your inner Einstein with the most exhiliarating, laugh-out-loud trivia book ever written! Be catapulted on a whirlwind adventure through the zany, weird, and utterly fascinating realms of knowledge, as we take trivia to a whole new level of fun! Packed with 1,522 mind-blowing facts spanning science, history, pop culture, and more, this rip-roaring, side-splitting tome is perfect for trivia buffs and inquisitive minds of all stripes, comprising everything from the astonishing to the absurd, the hilarious to the hair-raising, and everything in between. "Brain-Boosting Facts for ...

My neighbor is the most chaotic man alive. He blasts music at 3 AM. He leaves paint footprints in the hallway. He treats “organization” like it’s a personal insult. So naturally, the first time we kissed, it was a disaster. A hot, sweaty, earth-shattering disaster. One night, two rounds, one broken condom. Now he’s pregnant. And I’m stuck sharing walls (and way too much gossip) with the artist who drives me insane… and makes me want him anyway. He thrives on chaos. I survive on control. The whole building knows our secret, the baby’s coming fast, and somehow we’re supposed ...

WARNING: Reading this book while on the throne will make your bathroom breaks exceptionally entertaining, potentially causing delays in resuming your regular schedule! Ever pondered why reading in the bathroom makes you feel extra enlightened? Or the surprising truth about why some birds can sleep while standing up? (Hint: It's not due to their impeccable balance!) Hold onto your plungers, curious minds! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable adventure through history, science, pop culture and the bizarre... in the pages of "At Home On The Throne", a hilariously addictive Bathroom Reader! ...

"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance" —AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can...

Zach lives by the mantra: When life gives you a wheelchair, make lemonade. Whether recounting a valiant childhood attempt to woo Cindy Crawford, encounters with zealous faith healers, or the time he crapped his pants mere feet from Dr. Phil, Zach shares his fumbles with unflinching honesty and characteristic charm. By his 30th birthday, Zach had grown into an adult with a career in entertainment, millions of fans, a loving family, and friends who would literally carry him up mountains.

Would You Rather? Superhero Edition is an interactive gamebook jam packed with more than 126+ challenging choices, funny jokes, silly scenarios, fascinating superhero trivia, and contains hours of hilarious family fun! It all starts with this question: Would you rather…be a superhero - or - a super-villain?

It’s Nikki Maxwell’s birthday! Will it be a blast or a bust? Find out in the 13th installment of the blockbuster number-one New York Times best-selling Dork Diaries series!

SET CONTAINS BOOKS FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX OF THE ENGLISH VILLAGE WITCH COZY SERIES! If you love plucky heroines, small-town whodunits, and a touch of retro nostalgia, then you’ll love Rosie Reed’s fun and flirty tales! BOOK FOUR ‘Twas The Bite Before Christmas: It’s up to Evelyn Eldritch to save the mortal world and the world of magic. But first, she must save Christmas. And get a snog from DI Taylor under the mistletoe! BOOK FIVE Snack to the Future: When novice witch, Evelyn Eldritch, is accidently sent backwards in time, she must find Alex’s missing sister before history - and ...

For the first time in one collection, The Sapphic Sorceresses Saga: The Birthstone Trilogy combines all the romance and horror of Lidia and Ember’s exciting fight for their love and their battle to stop a magickal war from breaking out. Forbidden from their love: go back to Churchhaven College to where it all began. Separated from their love: return to Glaadmor Manor and Lidia’s fight to rescue Ember. Punished for their love: face the pits of Hell and hold on to Lidia and Ember’s story one more time. All your favorite witches, warlocks, and everyone in between, all in one magickal ...

The Ultimate Gag Gift for Older Men, Retirement, and Birthdays! Attention, Recruit! You’ve officially crossed enemy lines into Old Fart Territory. Your knees creak like rusty hinges, your waistband has surrendered, and you keep walking into rooms wondering why you’re there. Fear not—Colonel Fartworthy is here to lead you through the battlefield of aging with laughter, grumbling, and a few well‑timed naps. Old Farts Survival Guide is a hilariously illustrated manual packed with tactical wisdom for men over 60, 70, and beyond. Perfect as a funny retirement gift, birthday gag, or over...

WARNING: This book will transform you into the ultimate cool-cat in ANY crowd! Ever wondered about why cats seem irresistibly drawn to laser pointers? Or the mystery behind cats' uncanny ability to sense their owner's emotions? (HINT: It's NOT because they're psychic) Look up, cat lovers! Get ready to pounce on a whisker-twitching adventure with "Interesting Facts for Curious Cats"! Prepare To Uncover: The scientific curiosity behind a cat's love for chasing laser dots The historical tale of cats' sacred status in Ancient Egypt The intriguing fact that cats have a unique 'language' they use...

THREE wonderful mystery books from the best-selling comedy writer Bernice Bloom. Including: Mysterious Invitation... SIX STRANGERS RECEIVE INVITATIONS TO A FUNERAL They are told that the deceased – a man called Reginald Charters – invited them on his deathbed. But who on earth is Reginald Charters? And why was he so desperate to have these six people at his funeral? The group of six strangers is told that they have 20 hours to figure out why they have been invited to the funeral. If they can do so, they will inherit a million pounds. So, they start talking. But it's complicated. Not ...

🎁 Perfect Gift for the Older Man in your Life🎁 📣 Give the old geezer a book he will actually want to read!🥜 Listen up, you thoughtful sons, daughters, and friends of aging wonderments! If you're searching for a gift that'll have your favorite older gent laughing until his dentures fall out, look no further than "Why Are My Nuts Saggy?"—the ultimate guidebook to the hilarious world of male aging. 📚 🎭 Give the Gift of Laughter 🎭 Whether he's grappling with saggy nuts, a wayward prostate, or the trials and tribulations of the aging male body, this book is the perfect way...

They're back! Rediscover the zaniest characters you've ever met in this best-selling series which has sold millions worldwide. Bright and charming, with easily recognizable characters, Mr. Men audiobooks are easy enough for young listeners, witty enough for humor-prone adults, and highly collectible for one and all.

This book is a celebration of puns, jokes, and humor that only Dads, and Dads-in-Training, can appreciate. From short and funny zingers to longer stories that will have your audience groaning with laughter, this book has everything you need to tell awfully funny jokes. If you’re a Dad, you will love it. If you’re a child, you will grow wiser and more wonderful in your father’s eyes with each terrible but hilarious joke you tell him. Do yourself a favor, get this book and become the life of the party, an instant wit, and possibly your father’s favorite child.

Now presenting seven Scaredy Squirrel adventures in one audiobook collection!

FEELING OVERWHELMED ABOUT BECOMING A DAD? DISCOVER HOW TO CONFIDENTLY SUPPORT YOUR PARTNER AND MASTER FATHERHOOD—RIGHT FROM THE START! Are you a first-time dad navigating the whirlwind of emotions and responsibilities that come with pregnancy? Do you find yourself struggling to understand how to best support your partner during this transformative time? Are you overwhelmed by the barrage of information online and unsure of where to begin your fatherhood journey? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you're in good company. Many first-time dads feel the same way. But the good ...

Entertaining time travel adventure for young readers that “captures what middle school is all about!” (LitPick 5-Star Book Review) Roger Tarkington believes his goal of middle school greatness is a slam dunk when he uncovers a magic calendar that lets him repeat days of the week. The 6th grader soon learns that time travel is just as confusing as Algebra! Join Roger through the twists and turns at Jefferson Middle School in this fun, easy-to-read Groundhog Day -meets- Diary of a Wimpy Kid time travel adventure. Start your magical journey today. Order now!

Join everyone’s favourite family cat in this delightful collection of classic picture book stories, full of her warm-hearted and funny escapades and read by Tacy Kneale. From the creator of The Tiger Who Came to Tea and Mog the Forgetful Cat comes a remarkable audio collection of five delightful family adventures about a really remarkable cat! This collection includes Mog and the V.E.T., Mog the Forgetful Cat, Mog and the Baby, Mog’s Christmas and Mog’s Amazing Birthday Caper.