Dark Jokes

In this book, you will discover the secrets of what makes people laugh. The one funny joke you should say to break the ice. In The Best Jokes for Adults, you will discover what makes it so easy to get people to laugh and no longer feel stuck in conversations

George Carlin's most ruthless, hilarious, and relevant quotes on politics, religion, and the "stuff" of American life. Essential reading for every cynical idealist. The Lexicon of Scorn: 100 Axioms on Stupidity, Stuff, and Systemic Bullshit "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." That single quote sums up the genius, rage, and clarity of George Carlin—the prophet of nihilism who spent fifty years dissecting American hypocrisy and institutional fraud. This book is not just a collection of jokes; it is an arsenal of truth. The Lexicon of...

Dos viejos amigos se reencuentran después de 20 años sin verse. Cuando eran jóvenes presentaban juntos un programa radiofónico de humor y ahora uno de ellos ha triunfado como humorista, mientras que el otro siente que ha fracasado como periodista.

This is the third and final entry in an adults-only trilogy that the author claims to be the most critically disparaged joke book series in joke book history. Now, there is a boast! It is not, of course. For that to be true, it would have needed to be worthy of comment.

Harold Hogan and the Missing Wife is not for everyone, but then again, neither is anal bleaching. This funny book (not the ‘Domestos makes it Fizz’ one) is about a wife getting munched on by a pig. True, the husband was a bit of a swine, but on this occasion he was nowhere near the family cave… No! Poor ‘Old Chestnut’ (Harold’s favourite pig in fact) ended up being blamed for the disappearing wife. Harold was duly arrested for his wife’s vanishing act, but they had to let him go due to lack of evidence. Being the helpful Chappy, on leaving, Harold told the cops: if they ...

Bleak Punchline Joke Book set the bar somewhere in the dirt and lost it. Bleak Punchline Joke Book II accidently came across the bar again and buried it deep in the grubby earth. Bleak Punchline Joke Book III, the final act of humourless hubris in the trilogy, forgets about the bar altogether and settles for the dirt. If you have endured Sammy Madden’s musings so far, feel free to repent and absolve yourself of wrongdoing, or, if that doesn’t suit your intellect, please, by all means, lie down and roll around with the remaining swine.

Clean and Funny Nurse Jokes for Every Healthcare Professional Whether you're a nursing student buried in textbooks, a veteran RN powering through night shifts, or a hospital worker in need of a quick laugh, this joke book is your prescription for humor. 100 Funny Nurse Jokes delivers clean, clever comedy designed for anyone working in scrubs. From workplace puns to relatable laughs from the frontlines, these two-liner jokes will have you chuckling all shift long. Great for RNs, CNAs, LPNs, medical assistants, and anyone in healthcare! What’s Inside This Hilarious Nurse Joke Book? • 100 ...

Comedy can be funny—until it gets you killed. When struggling stand-up comic Dan Goodis witnesses the assassination of a reclusive physicist who leaves him a mysterious code, his life spirals into paranoia and danger. Hunted by a secret cabal and betrayed by the woman sent to protect him, Dan can’t tell what’s real—or whom to trust. As he decodes the fragments, his once-ordinary life collapses into deception and fear. Comedy clubs become interrogation rooms and therapy sessions, and love turns into a weapon he can’t control. Haunted by betrayal and surrounded by enemies, Dan must ...

Frankie Gallows has spent seven years paying his dues on the stand-up comedy circuit with only limited success, but when he finally lands a headline slot at London’s legendary King Alfred’s Theatre, the opportunity comes with a sinister catch: perform a joke handed to him by the theatre manager—or risk everything.

This is an original-content joke book for adults who don’t get excited very easily. If you can enter a nightmare with an unaltered pulse and respond to a hellscape with a barely perceptible smile, the odd amusements within these pages should at least pluck a lip muscle.

Prepare for a hilarious journey into the absurd! In 'Bad Jokes, Worse Friends,' Here we have three uproarious tales that will have you questioning everything. Laugh along as 'sympathetic' friends offer their unique brand of comfort, discover the surprisingly miserable lives of AI influencers, and finally, get a peek inside the mind of an airplane. Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, witty satire, and stories that are anything but ordinary!

What can one say about the 'jokey' content within these pages? Well, it provides no more than an opportunity for the author to smirk, in a quite mad fashion, and ensure that his readership will continue to bestow solitary heavenly bodies on his foul, pointless conjurings. You see, it's all rather funny... to him.

"Когда темные боги шутят" - фантастическая новелла Александры Лисиной, первая книга цикла "Артур Рэйш", жанр детективное фэнтези. Череда необъяснимых смертей всколыхнула Верль, поставив в тупик сыскарей из городского Управления. Казалось бы, какая может быть связь между погибшим жрецом, немолодой экономкой и обожающей яблоки девочкой? Но у богов бывают скверные шутки, особенно если эти боги - темные.

Orchestrated at the highest levels of society, the nation’s food supply has been hijacked and contaminated in the first step of a global plot. George Miles, a scientist, discovers something is wrong and joins grocery delivery driver Dustin Fowler on the trail through a world turning insane: terrorist wristware, inflatable farm equipment, a woman following her dream to become the world’s fattest person and Tolkien-themed Pyramid schemes all stand in their path to save everyone from a monstrous fate.

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU PLAY A PRACTICAL JOKE ON. IT COULD COST YOU YOUR LIFE. When a drunken man named Chuck (aka Chuckles) decides to play a joke on his barfly buddy, Timmy (aka Buddha), by drawing a rather accurate rendering of the male anatomy on Buddha's dusty black BMW, all hell breaks loose. You see, it only takes a couple of minutes for Chuckles to realize he's created the stunning artwork on the wrong car. In fact, the car belongs to an underworld executioner known only as Rod Last Name Not Known. What follows is Chuckles and his buddy, Jones, being kidnapped by Rod and made to endure ...

It isn’t just household debris. It moves. It breathes. It hungers. When Marcie Whitaker inherits her grandmother’s Victorian mansion in the secluded town of Thornbrook, she expects old furniture and outdated wallpaper—not dust bunnies watching her from every corner. Generations of Whitakers have fed these creatures with blood and secrets, maintaining a covenant none fully understood. And Marcie is the new dust-keeper. “Mind the corners,” her grandmother’s final warning echoes. But which is the true threat: the dust that seeks communion with her blood or what they’ve been ...