No Bullshit

The Definitive George Carlin Quote Collection

George Carlin's most ruthless, hilarious, and relevant quotes on politics, religion, and the "stuff" of American life. Essential reading for every cynical idealist.

The Lexicon of Scorn: 100 Axioms on Stupidity, Stuff, and Systemic Bullshit

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

That single quote sums up the genius, rage, and clarity of George Carlin—the prophet of nihilism who spent fifty years dissecting American hypocrisy and institutional fraud.

This book is not just a collection of jokes; it is an arsenal of truth. The Lexicon of Scorn compiles 100 of Carlin’s most profound and funniest quotes, pairing them with in-depth, original analysis that elevates his stand-up into essential modern philosophy.

What is Carlin's Doctrine?

Beyond the seven dirty words, Carlin’s legacy is a guide to surviving the modern world. This book breaks down his core, unchanging beliefs into three essential pillars:

1. The Owners of the Country and the Illusion of Choice: Carlin famously declared that the system isn't broken—it was rigged. We analyze his prophetic warnings about two-party theater, corporate control, and how today’s political polarization and Big Tech surveillance are the ultimate "masterful distractions" designed to keep you afraid, angry, and obedient.

2. The Euphemism Shield and the Tyranny of Language: Carlin was a warrior against "soft language." We explore his fierce opposition to political correctness and institutional jargon, revealing how the modern debates over "cancel culture" and algorithmic content moderation are simply new forms of censorship pretending to be manners.

3. Anti-Consumerism and the Religion of Stuff: From his classic bit on "a place to keep your stuff," we examine how Carlin would view the modern subscription economy and the billion-dollar "Cult of Wellness"—all designed to ensure you never stop working to rent your own life back.

Waking Up Is the Only Option

Carlin didn't offer hope, but he offered something more valuable: clarity. His work provides the philosophical tools to reject the endless noise, defend your mind, and recognize the joke behind the chaos.

This is the essential guide for anyone who feels disillusioned, sees the strings on the puppets, and desperately needs a cynical laugh. Stop being impressed by the freak show. Pick up this book and start seeing the world through Carlin's cold, clear eyes.

The greatest freedom comes from knowing, with cold, cynical certainty, exactly how you are being screwed.

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Overly complicated intro followed by the first few minutes explaining each quote. Then suddenly without any warning or context change the quotes start repeating but this time with no explanations. Then in the third phase, the quotes are once again original, but also without explanation.
then the book ends abruptly.