Conservative Comedy

STAY THIRSTY PRESS PROUDLY PRESENTS THE SEASON'S MOST SATISFYING ROMANTIC COMEDY. Alice Bouchet is the right-leaning Christian leader of an ultra-conservative small town. Barry Roth is a liberal New York Jewish novelist struggling to write a new book and regain his early success. When Barry swaps his tiny Manhattan apartment for Alice's historic mansion, they both embark on a journey to re-energize their lives. Barry leaves behind his overbearing mother and urban lifestyle, while Alice seeks to experience, for once in her life, the big world she has only read about. Left on Main Street is a...

There's just one thing standing between liberal Senate staffer Kate Adams and passage of the landmark legislation she's been fighting for all year: Ben Mackenzie, intimidating gatekeeper for one of DC's most powerful conservative senators. After Kate and Ben lock horns in a meet-not-so-cute, they vow to take each other down - by any means necessary.

For those of us that are tired of the Woke entertainment industry, Tales from the Deplatformed: Conservative Fiction Vol.I is effective treatment for headaches resulting from shrill, blue haired feminists and race baiting grifters!

First his business was looted by a flash mod. Then the police and Woke District Attorney refused to help him. Now Morgan Turner must take his revenge upon the far Left politicians and their supporters who ruined his life with their pro-criminal policies. A hilarious revenge comedy about a man with a hot air balloon, gallons of fish entrails and nothing to lose!

What can one say about the 'jokey' content within these pages? Well, it provides no more than an opportunity for the author to smirk, in a quite mad fashion, and ensure that his readership will continue to bestow solitary heavenly bodies on his foul, pointless conjurings. You see, it's all rather funny... to him.

The vast right wing conspiracy has found its General Patton, and his name is David Kahane. Kahane's pseudonymous, satiric column for National Review Online, lampooning the Left via his Hollywood-radical persona - Stephen Colbert's liberal doppelganger - is must-listening for political aficionados of all stripes. Now, from the inside, Kahane proudly exposes the secret and not-so-secret winning strategies (and vulnerabilities) of the Left.

This is an original-content joke book for adults who don’t get excited very easily. If you can enter a nightmare with an unaltered pulse and respond to a hellscape with a barely perceptible smile, the odd amusements within these pages should at least pluck a lip muscle.

From the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series. This looks at the two original gangsta genders—male and female—shows us the progressively insane slide into the multiplying number of genders that has lately been spiraling out of control.

National radio talk show host Mike Gallagher provides a careful study into the psyche of the liberal mind, using humor and irony to both entertain and instruct. A recent Gallup/ USA Today Poll (not exactly Fox News Channel) revealed that 42 percent of Americans called themselves conservative, 35 percent moderate, while only 20 percent used the "L" word to describe themselves. Mike Gallagher uses his trademark humor to take the listener inside the life and mind of the American liberal, coming up with 50 definitive things liberals just love to hate.

The newly discovered diary of Boris Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson, aged 13¼, provides a fascinating glimpse into how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to believe he should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation.

If your cousin says she named her son after his father, and you ask, “You named your son Postman?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Back once again is the Institute for Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Though there is no actual definition to what sensitivity is, the Institute continues to evolve in ways they hope will help solve not only insensitivity among men but also the cause of male patterned baldness. Even though they’re not really sure what one has to do with the other, they suspect there is a connection ...

Packed with political insight, using exaggerated hyperbole to expose the hypocrisy of the left from college campuses to Hollywood, Stacey Jones takes you on a southern-fried ride to planet Absurdity.. Packed with real life stories, and wired up creativity, this audio adventure will leave you re thinking your belief in the order of the universe. Explicit language.

Boris Johnson has been a towering figure for decades in the worlds of politics, journalism and personal scandal. Somehow, he always bounces back. How does he do it? And how might we mere mortals elevate our piffling lives to the same levels of greatness? Learn how to be more like Boris in this parody companion to Johnson's own account of the last few years. In this audiobook you'll find easy-to-recreate social gambits, life rules and some great excuses that'll get you out of all sorts of tricky situations.