Animal Jokes

Get ready to laugh from the farm to the pet store with these silly animal jokes! Laugh-out-loud jokes will have young listeners clamoring for more.

A book of animal jokes, like "What goes 'zzub zzub'? A bee flying backwards."

Jolly Joke Books presents Farm Animal Jokes - 125 child-friendly farm animal jokes for kids! These jokes will bring smiles to children’s faces. Enjoy this audiobook with the children in your life.

In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses. 

80+ Giggles, Riddles & Cool Animal Facts — Beautifully Illustrated! Warning: this book causes serious laughing! Animal Giggles is packed with 80+ clean, kid-friendly jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks about your child's favorite animals — plus a true "Did You Know?" fact in every chapter that's even funnier than the jokes. Each joke is built for the read-aloud laugh, with easy words perfect for ages 6-8 who are just starting to read on their own. Big, friendly cartoon illustrations make every chapter a treat. Inside you'll find: 😂 80+ jokes, riddles & knock-knocks — every one squeaky...

This is the first of the series, and we hope you love the entertaining joke book.

Brought to you by Ladybird. Ladybird presents this collection of hilarious audio stories that are guaranteed to raise a smile from little listeners everywhere.With over an hour of audio, these new tales are filled with funny sound effects, engaging stories and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments...

The behind-the-scenes story of the iconic funnymen who ruled '80s Hollywood—Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, and Eddie Murphy—from their star turns on Saturday Night Live to the beloved films that made them legends, including Animal House, Caddyshack, and...

All kids love animals and all kids love to laugh. This collection of animal-themed jokes from the bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids will have young animal lovers rolling in the aisles.

Something strange is happening in Maplewood… What begins as an ordinary trip to the farmer’s market quickly turns into total chaos when angry mutant prunes begin attacking shoppers, invading storm drains, and rolling through town like tiny wrinkled monsters! Now Calvin and his loyal beagle Pudge must uncover the mystery behind the abandoned fruit factory before Maplewood is completely overrun by mutant fruit creatures. Along the way they’ll face: Furious flying prunes Underground factory tunnels Exploding smoothie machines Bowling alley disasters Giant mutant fruit monsters Wild ...

Charlie the Cavalier Books presents the best joke books and child-friendly animal jokes for kids! Charlie the Cavalier is a family-friendly dog that bring smiles to children’s faces. Charlie brings to you family-friendly jokes to make kids and adults smile. Enjoy this book with the children in your life.

A book of jokes about bugs, including "What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving."

A great joke book for kids.

Follow the adventures of Miko the Monkey! Miko lives in the jungle with his two friends, Hilton and Joshua. Miko is very playful and adventurous. Sometimes this can get him into trouble! These are five fun stories about Miko, his friends, and their fun adventures! This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting and also includes some funny jokes!

A sheep, a bear, and a pelican become best friends. They decide to go on a vacation together to the Amazon jungle to meet new friends. What happens on their adventure? Listen to the book and find out. This is an excellent audiobook for beginning and early listeners. Each story is fun and exciting. Also includes some funny jokes. These short stories are great for listening aloud with friends and family at home or school.

Jack Goldstein, Jimmy Russell and Kent Harris blast you with their humour cannon with 101 amazing jokes about animals. With subjects such as cats and dogs, horses, farm animals and even dinosaurs, once you've heard all of these you'll have a joke for every occasion. Just make sure you hold onto your head - you don't want to laugh so hard that it falls off!

Jamie, Terry, and Sydney have been going to Camp Barkley every summer since they were puppies. But when a new dog named Taylor joins their cabin, Taylor's mean jokes make Jamie feel left out and picked on. Young listeners watch Jamie struggle with Taylor's jokes and learn safe ways to make it stop.

Dr Dolittle meets Kid Normal in a hilarious middle grade superhero series from comedian Nat Luurtsema. Perfect for fans of David Baddiel, My Brother is a Superhero and Lightning Girl 10-year-old Opie Jones is Very Ordinary. In fact nothing remarkable has ever happened to her, if you don’t...

From around the world – China to Ireland, France to India – come eight ancient cat tales of enduring popularity throughout generations of Cat People. Affectionate, vicious, murderous or benign – however you regard cats you will find them here portrayed in all their contradictory splendour. "When Ramsay Wood retells a story he makes a proper job of it: not for him those pale imitations of a noble original which is what your average re-teller palms off on his readers." THE TIMES By 2021 there were an estimated 220 million "owned-cats' on Earth plus 480 million strays. In the US over 100...

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDSThe Ultimate Collection of Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes About Family, Friends, Animals, Food, Holidays, and Everyday Fun for Kids Ages 4–8! Open the door to endless laughter! Get ready for giggles, groans, and non-stop smiles with this super-sized collection of clean, funny, and totally kid-approved knock-knock jokes! Whether it’s bedtime, lunchtime, or road-trip time, this book turns every “Who’s there?” into a burst of family fun. From silly school jokes to magical unicorns and snack-time puns, this all-in-one laughter adventure covers every topic kids ...