Animal Jokes

Jamie, Terry, and Sydney have been going to Camp Barkley every summer since they were puppies. But when a new dog named Taylor joins their cabin, Taylor's mean jokes make Jamie feel left out and picked on. Young listeners watch Jamie struggle with Taylor's jokes and learn safe ways to make it stop.

Welcome to the wild and wacky world of Dookie and his dung beetle buddies in this newly expanded and updated edition of Poop Rizzlers: A Dung Beetle's Guide to Sigma Poop! This 2024 edition features brand new chapters, hilarious new adventures, and more laugh-out-loud illustrations that take Dookie and his friends on their most epic poop-filled journey yet. Join Dookie the Dung Beetle and his best buddy, Turdy! In Poop Rizzlers: A Dung Beetle's Guide to Sigma Poop, follow these two poop-loving pals on their epic journey through the jungle, where they face off against Vegaturdian beetles, ...

In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses. 

Get ready to laugh from the farm to the pet store with these silly animal jokes! Laugh-out-loud jokes will have young listeners clamoring for more.

Get the Poop: The Diary of a Dung Beetle Dookie is a friendly but hungry young dung beetle whose life revolves around poop. He eats poop, drinks poop, and even bathes in poop. At the end of the day, Dookie loves nothing more than to wash his hair with seagull poo in a nice warm bubble dung bath. Dookie and his best friend Turdy aren't fussy when it comes to eating poop. They'll devour unhealthy fast-poop from McDumps or fresh seapoo from Poopie Joe's Seapoo Shack. These poop-eating beetles will get poop however it's served! Dookie's mom needs an elephant pooball to lay her eggs, so she asks...

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS The Ultimate Collection of Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes About Family, Friends, Animals, Food, Holidays, and Everyday Fun for Kids Ages 4–8! Open the door to endless laughter! Get ready for giggles, groans, and non-stop smiles with this super-sized collection of clean, funny, and totally kid-approved knock-knock jokes! Whether it’s bedtime, lunchtime, or road-trip time, this book turns every “Who’s there?” into a burst of family fun. From silly school jokes to magical unicorns and snack-time puns, this all-in-one laughter adventure covers every topic kids ...

Over 450 hilarious jokes with a laugh-out-loud cartoon on every page! This book is bursting with silly jokes about ninjas, ghosts, school, animals and loads more. The jokes are short, easy to read and perfect for trying out on unsuspecting family members. Share them with your friends, tell them at school or keep your favourites ready for whenever someone needs a laugh. Just be warned. Sore bellies, aching sides and uncontrollable giggling have all been reported. Open the book and prepare to get silly!

Brought to you by Ladybird. Ladybird presents this collection of hilarious audio stories that are guaranteed to raise a smile from little listeners everywhere.With over an hour of audio, these new tales are filled with funny sound effects, engaging stories and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments...

Follow the adventures of Peanut the Elephant and her friends at the zoo! Peanut is a very happy elephant and she has lots of playful and adorable friends.

A book of animal jokes, like "What goes 'zzub zzub'? A bee flying backwards."

The behind-the-scenes story of the iconic funnymen who ruled '80s Hollywood—Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, and Eddie Murphy—from their star turns on Saturday Night Live to the beloved films that made them legends, including Animal House, Caddyshack, and...

80+ Giggles, Riddles & Cool Animal Facts — Beautifully Illustrated! Warning: this book causes serious laughing! Animal Giggles is packed with 80+ clean, kid-friendly jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks about your child's favorite animals — plus a true "Did You Know?" fact in every chapter that's even funnier than the jokes. Each joke is built for the read-aloud laugh, with easy words perfect for ages 6-8 who are just starting to read on their own. Big, friendly cartoon illustrations make every chapter a treat. Inside you'll find: 😂 80+ jokes, riddles & knock-knocks — every one squeaky...

Jolly Joke Books presents Farm Animal Jokes - 125 child-friendly farm animal jokes for kids! These jokes will bring smiles to children’s faces. Enjoy this audiobook with the children in your life.

Charlie the Cavalier Books presents the best joke books and child-friendly animal jokes for kids! Charlie the Cavalier is a family-friendly dog that bring smiles to children’s faces. Charlie brings to you family-friendly jokes to make kids and adults smile. Enjoy this book with the children in your life.

Jack Goldstein, Jimmy Russell and Kent Harris blast you with their humour cannon with 101 amazing jokes about animals. With subjects such as cats and dogs, horses, farm animals and even dinosaurs, once you've heard all of these you'll have a joke for every occasion. Just make sure you hold onto your head - you don't want to laugh so hard that it falls off!

A book of jokes about bugs, including "What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving."

On Lizzie's seventh birthday, she gets a cute and playful puppy. Little does she know the joy that Peewee will bring into her life. Follow the adventures of Peewee the Playful Puppy! What kinds of adventures will Lizzie and Peewee get into?

100 Side Hustles for Cats: The Purr-fect Guide to Feline Fortune & Funny Business Why should humans have all the side hustles? Cats have been running the household for centuries; it’s time they learned to run the marketplace too! From mouse-catching freelance gigs and hairball art commissions to AirPurrBnB cardboard rentals, this hilarious parody guide uncovers the top funny cat jobs, hustles, and money-making schemes your whiskered roommate has been plotting while you were at work. Inside this laugh-out-loud quick read, you’ll discover: 🐾 Classic hustles like bird-watching ...

Revel in the hilarity of the Ultimate Jokes For All Ages! Forget all your worries and daily annoyances big and small as you immerse yourself in this fun and entertaining joke-book. Packed with rib-tickling one-liners, anecdotes, limericks and other fun stuff, this collection is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. The Ultimate Jokes For All Ages Features: 250+ individual funny items including jokes, limericks, one-liners, fun facts and more. Funny and relatively clean jokes for all ages: adults, seniors, kids and teens. Ebook, Print or Audio versions, with the printed copy in a 6X9 ...

Blast off on a wild adventure where animals become astronauts and friendship reaches beyond the stars! Dylan the dog, Clara the cat, Bonnie the bunny, Boris the bear, Felix the fox, and Max the monkey are six best friends with one enormous dream: exploring outer space. Together, these brave animal astronauts travel through the cosmos, discover colorful planets, investigate a mysterious UFO, and learn that even the biggest adventure feels less frightening when good friends face it together. Created for children ages 4–6, The Starry Space Safari is a fun and imaginative space story filled ...