Objects of Attraction

5 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 189 ratings

His Banana Publisher's Summary

My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break...

No touching his banana.   

Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.   

Of course, I touched it. 

If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. 

I chewed it up, too....

I even swallowed.  

I know. Bad, bad, girl.  

Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.   

I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasn't the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasn't going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people's yards is the next big thing.   

Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.  

This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn't a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.   

Cue the James Bond music.  

I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.  

Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some "makes men question their sexuality" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour. 

Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.   

Yeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.  

Contains mature themes.

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  • Book 1

    • His Banana

    • Objects of Attraction Series, Book 1
    • By: Penelope Bloom
    • Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Alexander Cendese
    • Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 110
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 98
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 98

    My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break... No touching his banana. Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict. Of course, I touched it. If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth. I chewed it up, too....I even swallowed. I know. Bad, bad, girl. Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.  I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire's banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Fun, Funny and Sexy!

    • By Katie Lane on 01-08-19

    Regular price: $13.99

  • Book 2

    • Her Cherry

    • Objects of Attraction Series, Book 2
    • By: Penelope Bloom
    • Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Alexander Cendese
    • Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 54
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 49
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 48

    How'd I meet her? Well, a gentleman never brags. Thankfully, I'm no gentleman. First, I paid for her cherry (pie, but that's not the point). Next, I deflowered her. After that? I left my business card and walked out like I owned the place. Yeah, you could say we hit it off. 

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • love these characters!!

    • By Anonymous User on 03-27-19

    Regular price: $13.99

  • Book 3

    • His Treat

    • Objects of Attraction Series, Book 3
    • By: Penelope Bloom
    • Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Alexander Cendese
    • Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 25
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 21

    Having a hot boss isn't complicated or confusing at all, said no one ever.... But all I have to do is resist for a few months. Come January, I'm flying to Paris to chase my dream of being an artist. Too bad I can't have my treat and eat it, too. I forgot to mention.... My hot boss was also my high school crush. Sort of. First, I wanted to crush him with gooey affection. In the end, I just plain wanted to crush him. Now he's back, and he might as well have "do not touch" printed on his chest. One tiny question: Would it count if I didn't use my hands?

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Funny

    • By Renee Myers on 05-14-19

    Regular price: $13.99

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