• Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - Celebrating Mike Tenay: Laughter, Road Stories, and Wrestling Wisdom
    Jun 3 2024

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    Remember the time we were guests on a late-night radio show in Vegas with Lex Luger? That's where our unforgettable journey with Mike Tenay began. In this episode, we reminisce about our cherished moments with Mike, a true fountain of wrestling knowledge. From our hilarious highway anecdotes to his profound expertise that left us in awe, we share how Mike became an irreplaceable friend and colleague during our WCW days. Trust us, you'll want to hear these stories of camaraderie and respect that paint a vivid picture of Mike's unwavering dedication and passion for wrestling.

    We also take you behind the curtain to reveal the dynamics of working with various wrestling personalities and how their unique traits shaped our experiences. From impromptu comedic exchanges to navigating the often challenging wrestling industry, it's a roller-coaster of humor and heartfelt reflections. Celebrate with us as we pay tribute to Mike Tenay's legacy, recounting the friendships and rivalries that defined our journey in the wrestling world. Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, respect, and admiration for one of wrestling's most knowledgeable figures.

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    4 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - In the Shadow of the Giant
    May 21 2024

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    Step right up and witness the stories of a figure larger than life itself—Andre the Giant. Our episode today is a heartfelt toast to the legend whose personality dwarfed even his own towering frame. We regale you with tales fit for a king, from Andre's epic showdowns in refusing to be out-heighted, to the bar tabs that are the stuff of legends. But it's not just about the grandeur; we peel back the curtain to reveal the tender humanity that connects us all, through the eyes of wrestling's greatest icons. Expect laughter, a touch of nostalgia, and perhaps a new appreciation for the man who was much more than a giant in the ring.

    Prepare to be entertained by the chaos that ensued during one man's audacious encounter at a Chinese restaurant—an event that transformed a regular evening into the hot topic on everyone's lips. We recount how a simple act of nonconformity can stir up a whirlwind of reactions, leaving a lasting impression on a community. This isn't just a story about a disrupted dinner; it's a snapshot of the hilarity that life throws our way, and a reminder that sometimes, the most memorable moments are those that catch us completely off guard. So sit back, relax, and let us guide you through these unforgettable slices of life.

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    9 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - An Introspective Brain On Wrestling And Life
    May 21 2024

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    Have you ever felt the weight of society's expectations pressing down on you, or struggled to find the thin line between personal happiness and the happiness of others? Our latest guest, a seasoned pro from the world of professional wrestling, shares a gripping narrative that could have you rethinking the very essence of performance and success. Together, we peel back the curtain on the mind's secrets, the balance of belief amidst life's distractions, and the poignant quest for integrity in an industry riddled with spectacle and politics.

    This conversation is a candid exploration of what it takes to draw money and captivate audiences, comparing the art of wrestling to the craft of illustrious actors like Sean Connery and Tom Hanks. Our guest doesn't hold back, revealing the inner workings of wrestling promotions and the delicate balance between favoritism and talent. We confront the harsh realities of embarrassment, the pressures of upholding an act, and share personal stories that illuminate the struggles and triumphs behind the glitz of the wrestling ring. Strap in for an episode that's as raw as a locker-room brawl, yet as insightful as a heart-to-heart after the final bell.

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    7 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - Family Matters
    May 21 2024

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    Wrestling with emotions and tickling funny bones, our multifaceted guest weaves a tale that goes beyond the mat and stage. Their life, marked by the void of a father figure, unfolds in a narrative that challenges the traditional family tableau with humor and heart. As they recount the layers of their upbringing, we're drawn into the complexities of finding strength in the absence of a dad, the extraordinary impact of maternal love, and the surprising connections that can turn strangers into family.

    Embark on a journey that navigates the highs and lows of self-discovery against the backdrop of an absent parent. With no bitterness in their voice, our guest shares the joy of connecting with half-siblings and the inner workings of reconciling with a part of their identity that has always been a silent presence. Their story, punctuated by the laughter and persistence of a comic and the physicality of a wrestler, serves as a living testament to the diverse forms family can take, and the indomitable human spirit that thrives in the face of life's unexpected turns.

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    8 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - Sartorial Choices and School Daze
    May 21 2024

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    Step right into the quirky world of our guest's past, which borders on the fantastical. Their story sweeps you into a narrative rich with eccentric characters—a whimsically dressed woman evoking Lucille Ball, and a humorous encounter catalyzed by our guest's mother that will surely tickle your ribs. At the heart of their tale is a profound reflection on the necessity of self-awareness, the revelatory nature of recording oneself, and the undeniable impact of love on personal transformation.

    Venture with us to the streets of Chicago, where our guest's education was anything but ordinary. They detail life in a private school that mirrors a detention center, under the thumb of a retired major with a glass eye and methods as unorthodox as his appearance. Here, survival equated to adaptability, lessons were gleaned in surprising ways, and each challenge was a molding force. Explore the unconventional classrooms, the sting of corporal punishment, and how these formative experiences carved out our guest's unique outlook on life.

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    6 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - Family Ties and Fierce Loyalties
    May 21 2024

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    Imagine standing toe-to-toe with your mother's boyfriend at 14, fueled by the audacity of youth and a fierce sense of familial loyalty. That's just one of the stories our guest brings to the table, painting a vivid picture of the past with tales that walk the fine line between the unbelievable and the downright amusing. We're riding the rails back in time, reliving encounters at train stations and home-front battles that reveal the enduring bonds and the unforgettable moments that make up the fabric of family life.

    This episode is a treasure trove of misadventures and heartfelt moments. Sneak into the mastermind behind a cheeky Coke heist that's equal parts genius and mischief. We're also sharing the front-row seat to an expectant father's journey—complete with the jitters and joy of the unexpected. It's a hearty mix of resilience, resourcefulness, and the raw, often humorous, slices of life that will keep you hooked. Join us as we share these compelling narratives, where every turn is another chapter in a storybook brimming with nostalgia and a spirit of adventure.

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    8 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - The Brain's Belief System
    May 21 2024

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    As childhood memories bubble to the surface, our guest, a seasoned wrestling veteran, shares a tale that packs a punch—much like his career. Amid the laughs and candid revelations, he recounts the time he defended his right to bid his aunt farewell at the train station, leading to a brawl and his mother's unwavering support. It’s a powerful reminder of family ties and the indelible marks they leave on us.

    Strap in for an episode that oscillates between the mischievous youth, sneaking sodas with ingenious tactics, and the transformative journey to fatherhood. The stories from our guest, who has grappled in the wrestling world for four decades, echo the universal hilarity and anxiety of life’s unexpected moments. From the anticipation of a son to the arrival of a daughter, these narratives are bound to resonate with anyone who's experienced the rollercoaster of parenting and the discovery of life's unforeseen joys.

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    8 mins
  • Weasel Tales: The Bobby Heenan Archives - Vandalism, Coke Machines, and Bubble Butts
    May 21 2024

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    Recall the last time you had to stand your ground; it was probably a defining moment. Our latest episode features an unforgettable character whose young life was a patchwork of such moments, stitched together with humor, defiance, and a touch of the ingenuity it takes to sneak a Coca-Cola. He shares stories that span the colorful gamut of his youth, from physical altercations with his mother's boyfriend to the sly smile of victory when exacting secret revenge on tires in the dead of night. These anecdotes are not just tales of a rebellious spirit, but of the fierce protection of one's independence—a theme that resonates deeply in many of us.

    The narrative then shifts gears, venturing into the soft glow of family life, where our guest offers a candid peek behind the curtain of fatherhood. He humorously confesses to missing prenatal classes, only to be confronted with the reality of childbirth—a situation that delivers both laughter and the unexpected gift of a daughter, despite months of betting on a boy. This episode is more than a series of stories; it's an emotional journey through past and present, encapsulating the profound evolution from a young rebel to a father, with all the joy and astonishment that life's unforeseen turns can bring. Join us for an episode that weaves a rich tapestry of life's unpredictable nature and the threads of laughter that hold it all together.

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    8 mins