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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By: Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
Episodes
  • Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue

    Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
    Dec 11 2025

    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials.


    PATREON LAUNCH!

    For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.


    Shouts to the Correspondents!

    Tanya Weiman

    Fontayne Woods

    Mark Orellana

    B. Emmerich

    Charlene Bank

    Askew

    Charlatan the Fraud

    Cynthia Pong

    Ken Mogul

    SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

    LaKai Dill

    Stephanie Gayle

    UncleJoe

    Stylenosh

    Cato from Stono

    Jennifer PedersenMarcus

    Sarah Piard

    Ana Mathamba


    Instagram:

    @WarReportPod

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte

    Twitter:

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte


    Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory

    Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory
    Dec 8 2025

    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration policies on other industries, and why we need farts for brain health


    PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.


    Shouts to the Correspondents!

    Tanya Weiman

    Fontayne Woods

    Mark Orellana

    Crystall Schmidt

    B. Emmerich

    Charlene Bank

    Askew

    Charlatan the Fraud

    Cynthia Pong

    Ken Mogul

    SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

    LaKai Dill

    Stephanie Gayle

    UncleJoe

    Stylenosh

    Cato from Stono

    Jennifer Pedersen

    Marcus

    Sarah Piard

    Ana Mathamba


    Follow The Team:

    Instagram

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte

    Twitter:

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte


    Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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    33 mins
  • Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet

    Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
    Dec 4 2025

    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that would be hurt by Trump's policies.


    PATREON LAUNCH!

    For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.


    Shouts to the Correspondents!

    Tanya Weiman

    Fontayne Woods

    Mark Orellana

    B. Emmerich

    Charlene Bank

    Askew

    Charlatan the Fraud

    Cynthia Pong

    Ken Mogul

    SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

    LaKai Dill

    Stephanie Gayle

    UncleJoe

    Stylenosh

    Cato from Stono

    Jennifer PedersenMarcus

    Sarah Piard

    Ana Mathamba


    Instagram:

    @WarReportPod

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte

    Twitter:

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte


    Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
    Show more Show less
    57 mins
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