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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By: Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe
Episodes
  • Bonus EP - Use your Sick Day

    Bonus EP - Use your Sick Day
    Oct 13 2025

    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LED lights confusing the birds, getting arrested for borrowing a motorized cart from Publix, and why it's no longer respected when you come to work sick.



    PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.


    Shouts to the Correspondents!

    Tanya Weiman

    Fontayne Woods

    Mark Orellana

    Crystall Schmidt

    B. Emmerich

    Charlene Bank

    Askew

    Charlatan the Fraud

    Cynthia Pong

    Ken Mogul

    SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

    LaKai Dill

    Stephanie Gayle

    UncleJoe

    Stylenosh

    Cato from Stono

    David Collins


    Follow The Team:

    Instagram

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte

    Twitter:

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte



    Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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    1 hr
  • Ep. 255 - Courtroom Picasso

    Ep. 255 - Courtroom Picasso
    Oct 9 2025

    In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about completing 5 years of podding, buying $500k in stolen sneakers, and how the most talented paintings are done in a courtroom.


    PATREON LAUNCH!

    For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.


    Shouts to the Correspondents!

    Tanya Weiman

    Fontayne Woods

    Mark Orellana

    B. Emmerich

    Charlene Bank

    Askew

    Charlatan the Fraud

    Cynthia Pong

    Ken Mogul

    SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

    LaKai Dill

    Stephanie Gayle

    UncleJoe

    Stylenosh

    Cato from Stono

    David Collins



    Instagram:

    @WarReportPod

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte

    Twitter:

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte


    Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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    55 mins
  • Bonus EP - Street Squirrels

    Bonus EP - Street Squirrels
    Oct 6 2025

    In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a mom winning a Mortal Kombat tournament a week after giving birth, 3-D printed bones and squirrels attacking people in San Franciso.



    PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠


    Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.


    Shouts to the Correspondents!

    Tanya Weiman

    Fontayne Woods

    Mark Orellana

    Crystall Schmidt

    B. Emmerich

    Charlene Bank

    Askew

    Charlatan the Fraud

    Cynthia Pong

    Ken Mogul

    SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

    LaKai Dill

    Stephanie Gayle

    UncleJoe

    Stylenosh

    Cato from Stono

    David Collins


    Follow The Team:

    Instagram

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte

    Twitter:

    @SilkyJumbo

    @GastorAlmonte



    Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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    51 mins
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