This morning on The Morning After, a man is offering to join you on your bucket list vacations at IllBeYourFriend.com, a man keeping track of how many times he’s evaded police has been arrested, we went mushroom hunting on Missed Connections, Rachel Geddes joined us to talk about this Sunday’s Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game, our MVP was masturbating in his van next to other motorists, a car manufacturer in China owns the patent for passenger seat toilets, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - IllBeYourFriend.com
08:57 - Man keeps track of evading police
14:23 - Missed Connections
22:58 - Rachel Geddes
29:36 - MVP
38:48 - Passenger seat toilets
44:54 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, rumored genitalia thefts had Zanzibar on edge, a man had a metal chopstick stuck in his throat for eight years, Teagan joined for Unqualified Love Advice, prisons in the UK are reminding guards not to have sex with inmates, our MVP faked a robbery for bail money, two pilots are accused of meowing on what-should-be an emergency channel, and Michael Priebe and Terry Hessbrook joined us to discuss this Sunday’s Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game to benefit the B#4 Foundation.

00:13 - Genital thefts in Zanzibar
08:53 - Man with metal chopstick stuck in his throat
13:59 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:38 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
27:34 - Don’t have sex with inmates
33:16 - MVP
40:09 - Pilots meowing on emergency channel
47:23 - Great Lakes Bay Area Celebrity Game

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This morning on The Morning After, police did a welfare check on a 91-year old woman only to discover she was just playing video games, a new store ran by AI forgot to schedule staff members, a woman gave police a Barnes & Noble gift card on Florida/Not Florida, your Mii can fart in a new Nintendo game, our MVP shot up a bar after his card was declined, we introduced a new featured called ‘Genius, but Illegal,’ and a vacuum cleaner is running for mayor of a UK town.

00:13 - 91-year old just playing video games
08:38 - AI-ran store forgets to schedule staff
13:49 - Florida/Not Florida
22:37 - Mii can fart in new Nintendo game
28:12 - MVP
35:46 - Genius, but Illegal
41:13 - Vacuum cleaner running for mayor

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This morning on The Morning After, a man is on the run after punching his coworker in the face one minute into his shift, a man wearing a cow costume stabbed a family member, a man showed both his butt and anus at a fast food restaurant on Florida/Not Florida, a former Arena Football League player is standing outside the Detroit Lions’ offices in hopes that he’ll get a tryout, our MVP shot a man over Pokemon cards, a beaver is accused of stealing wood, and a bus driver has lost his job after letting a woman sit on his lap.

00:13 - Man punches coworker one minute into shift
08:33 - Man in cow costume stabs family member
14:48 - Florida/Not Florida
24:09 - AFL player standing outside Lions’ offices
31:36 - MVP
39:23 - Beaver accused of stealing wood
44:37 - Bus driver fired after letting woman sit on his lap

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This morning on The Morning After, a man made a pipe bomb for ‘entertainment purposes,’ Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, a woman driving a Supra thought Florida’s Super Speeder Law didn’t apply to her, our MVP was on a dating app during a standoff, a new TikTok Trend has people eating mini clay pots, and you can now talk to AI Jesus for just $1.99.

00:13 - Pipe bomb for ‘entertainment purposes’
06:28 - Florida/Not Florida
15:48 - Supra vs. Super Speeder Law
21:22 - MVP
31:19 - TikTok Trend
39:07 - Talk to AI Jesus for $1.99

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This morning on The Morning After, a new campaign wants you to ‘Beat Off Cancer,’ the manager of a sober bar got a DUI, a man knew the best way to cook an eggplant on Missed Connections, food delivery robots are getting attacked in Philadelphia, our MVP attacked someone while waiting for a job interview, a woman’s cough was caused by her missing nose ring, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Beat Off Cancer
07:56 - Sober bar manager got DUI
12:43 - Missed Connections
23:28 - Delivery robots attacked in Philly
29:27 - MVP
38:39 - Nose ring trapped in lung
43:53 - Things We Missed

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This morning on The Morning After, you shouldn’t put sugar on your butthole to treat your hemorrhoids, a pastor in the UK did a baptism as wrong as you possibly could, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, two guys got drunk and stole 96 bananas from a convenience store, our MVPs picked up a dead alligator from the side of the road and strapped it to the roof of the car, a woman has been accused of stealing electricity from her neighbor while he was hospitalized, and a world record for the most Michael Myers in one place was set recently.

00:13 - Don’t put sugar on your butthole
08:48 - Baptism goes very wrong in the UK
14:37 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 1
21:55 - Unqualified Love Advice - Seg. 2
26:20 - Two drunks stole 96 bananas
32:53 - MVP
42:12 - Neighbor stealing electricity
49:03 - Michael Myers world record

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This morning on The Morning After, a woman tried to bite off her husband’s tongue on ‘Why you mad, bro?,’ a Pokemon Go player was disqualified from a tournament for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct,’ a man got stuck in a chimney on Florida/Not Florida, a man stole hockey sticks in what’s being described as ‘the most Canadian crime ever,’ our MVP told police he speeds all the time, the Internet is debating whether or not a man with a massive McDonalds order should have gone inside, and an angry beaver had to be wrangled in New Jersey.

00:13 - Why you mad, bro?
08:18 - Pokemon Go player disqualified
15:21 - Florida/Not Florida
24:31 - Hockey stick theft
29:29 - MVP
38:08 - Massive McDonalds order
44:17 - Angry beaver wrangled in NJ

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